Day 5 of keto

Day 5 of keto

I just want to eat pizza and peanut butter and jelly

Please send help

read this

be strong

conquer yourself

live eternal

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peanut butter IS keto food, what are you on about?

Ever tried eating a pb&j without bread or tortilla?

all the time

Fat faggot

Cauliflower pizza
:^)

yes its called eating pb i somtimes do this in front of a mirror so i can see what it looks like to be happpy

get a spoon and some butter. eat until disgusted. you'll beo k.

Stay strong ketosis brother. It only gets easier.

Peanut butter has so much fat in it. You can only eat 2 to 4 tbsps of it or you'll become a fatty fatty.

Do you have ANY idea what keto is?

>falling for the keto troll

you're a brainlet beyond help

Explain. Not OP but I want to know

About to try this, what am I in for?

psst keto is meem i eat 600-800 carbs a day and cant maintain my weight

no energy and starving ... enjoy

>actually doing keto

I tried it once.

After 4 days I couldn't think properly and was weak as fuck.

farting... a lot

No. Please explain it to me.

same here after 4 weeks still did it for like 4 months tho

where you eat no carbs i.e have no energy

there is no point in this shit tier diet

so do it cunt jesus christ

its 2016 we already know keto offers 0 tangible benefits over any other caloric restriction

if u wanna cut on pizza then do it

It's hard at the start but give it a few weeks and your cravings will be gone. I've been cutting for five months and Fridays are when i weigh in so i eat at 4am before the gym and not again until about 1pm and have no problem with it.

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Why does everyone need these meme diets to lose weight? I just ate 1700 calories a day with 30 mins cardio and some lifting, worked fine

that's called intermittent fasting

and if i weighed my self once a week i would loose a shit ton weigheveryday.com

>used to live a happy and productive life before cutting
>now every time I eat something I have the obsessive compulsion to know exactly how many calories it is, keep tabs on what I eat all day
>if I go over 2k I feel physically uncomfortable

I wish I didn't take the red pill lads