Friday night!

Friday night!

> what feels are you feeling?
> how's the lifting going?
> tfw no gf

Breddy gud m8

Just got back from the gym and my gymbro (6'7 Stronk AF been lifting for years) says he can get me to at least 1/2/3 5RM by the end of February (for reference I'm at 95/135/160 ameriunits). I'm not sure if I believe him but he was hype about it and totally confident so I'm gonna eat relatively big and follow his lead. It's got me excited I won't lie.

>super sick
>all hopped up on the tussin
>gf picks a fight with me so i just put the phone down and not replying to anything
>going wine tasting tmrw with her so that will be interesting
>currently heating up a pizza and playing wow
>feels ok man

Decided this morning "fuck work" so I didn't go. But it's cool because I can do that.

But I didn't do my morning lifts. Made me kind of upset all day, which wasn't cool.

Finally put down the video game controller and went and did my lifting about 5pm.

Same gym. Different time of day. Feels like a totally different place for some reason.

Came home to eat a protein shake and shitpost on Veeky Forums

Probably should have just gone to work today.

i almost skipped work too. Glad i didnt. I get 2 days off a month nd with holidays coming up i decided to save them. Was rough gettin up this morning with a hangover and 3 hours of sleep tho.

Should I go out alone tonight?

Or

Should I just stay home and post on a Malaysian iPad screen help desk?

Closing shift at the gym is done in 20 minutes. Going to go smoke and chill with some friends. Working out with a friend that's visiting his gf here(he transferred) tomorrow.

I've got a girlfriend and I'm gonna tell you what it's like;
It feels like there are negative aspects all over, you need to put effort forth to focus on having an intimate relationship with someone you like. This is a very different change for people that spend their time alone.

>tfw on and off knee pain from sumo deadlifts after maxing out at 515lbs

>tfw found 200$ of gym equipment two weeks ago in a locker at gym closing time

>tfw procrastinating with grad school applications

>tfw gf's parents are putting a limit on how much we can see each other

Fucking hate those pricks

I've been stressed, lazy and slightly depressed. It finally happened and I don't know what to do, someone already said don't fear change but I honestly don't know what to do or what will happen next week.

I got a call from a company today, I haven't really been looking for employment elsewhere but figured I would at least do a phone interview with zero notice beforehand, They scheduled me for an in person interview for next week, So technically this is a win win situation, I already have a job and even though I am stressed out here, they still employ me and I enjoy the work. If they decide not to hire me, that is ok and I'll continue working where I am now and focus on more cert training.

Looks like I'm going to mens warehouse tomorrow to pick out a new suit, I want the job but don't really want to leave right now nor was I planning this, it sort of just happened.

>just remembered the horrible abuse i suffered from my mommy as a kid
other then that.. bretty good.. started lifting 6 months ago.. family tells me im a completely diffrent person.

You're old enough for grad school applications but your girlfriends parents are putting limits on how she spends her time. She might be a bit too young for you bro

145ohp today 2rep
shitposting and coloring books with my kid

Nah lad. Legal age as of this summer, though we've been dating for about a year now.

Besides, girls my age are used up trash.

>currently cutting
>perfect diet during the week
>fuck my shit up friday/saturday
>rinse and repeat

I've already gone well over my TDEE and I still have a burning desire to eat.

My nigger.

>base of neck hurts like a motherfucker
>fwb says she wants a break
>almost got in a car crash
>home alone friday watching anime
>pokemon sun not arriving until sunday
fuck my life

>tfw no pizza or alcohol because cut
fuck fat tbqh

This, honestly. I'm fine throughout the week but I want to eat more on Friday and Saturday.
I still don't, however, and the desire fades when Sunday and Monday come around.

I've lost so much weight that people are telling me i'm getting too thin. I'm barely 24 bmi. Do normans have no body standards or something.

some guy was telling the class about how hes been going to the gift for a few months and that he can lift 60kg
THEY WERE IMPRESSED BY 60KG

>have to go to conference for uni
>no gym
>no money for good food
>gonna have to make up 3 days of lifting, fucks my whole cycle
in other news my squat moved up from 240x5 last month to 240x8 yesterday, so thats nice. and i finally hit 170lbs too, which is nice

pd

I had to choose between paying the gym for another month or buying my exgf a birthday present.

I was given 5 extra free days for paying before due, how nice.

what is pd?

>exgf

But why.

Why would you buy your ex-gf a birthday present?

>Doubling your lifts in three months

That's pretty doubtful. Don't let things like that motivate you, it'll only be a disappointment when you find out it won't happen. Instead look on the bright side that every day that passes you become stronger and bigger than the day before.

I'd say you'll probably be able to add 30 lbs to your OHP, 60 lbs to bench, and 60-70 lbs to squat.

Feels good. Today was chest day, ate some good dinner, took a shower, and now I'm on the internet bored because no plans for an introvert like me.

>tfw the only woman that tells you good night that's not your mom is the gym receptionist.

That's what I asked myself. Fuck that bitch.

>almost decide to skip work
>realize how depressing it is to not do shit all day besides shitposting on 4chin and playing video games that are getting increasingly boring
>was a rest day too

The fact you even considered it dude...

Have some dignity

its cold as fuck in the midwest all the sudden but I hit the gym anyway

now I am watching twitch and trying to passively facebook with the chick I like but am too spaghetti to approach

Trying to quit drinking, night 5 tonight and im feeling good, hoping to go at least a full month

Is anyone good streaming? most streams are so awful these days.

Also stop being a pussy and make a move

proud of you bro. you got this

watching Lassiz since I like OW


Also, I am hanging out with her next week. Pray for me user ;_;

Well, fuck you too.

no gf ever

Do people really need to try to quit drinking? That's so easy to do lol

Hey man I'm just glad you realized it eventually, there's absolutely no reason you'd buy an ex-gf a birthday present unless it's a pack of condoms for the next guy to use when he's smashing her cunt..you know..if you were into that kind of thing.

tell me if this is realistic or if i'm being dumb

>fucked 100+ girls in the span of 5 years
>will fuck as many as i can before new years
>forever swear off tinder/online dating

also thinking about stopping sex all together and sticking to jerking off, trying to change my life for the better

Took today off so that meant going to the gym twice. Me and the grill are gonna go to a amusement park across the street from me tomm, feels good man.

you're a chad, you should kill yourself

>Is your sex-life having a negative impact on other parts of your life?
>What changes can you make that will negate or minimize this negative impact?
>Are you setting realistic short and long-term goals toward these ends?
>What other things may be contributing to issues in your life that are likely to come to the forefront after you've made these changes?

>go on date with blonde hair blue eye QT girl from tinder
>meet her at restaurant
>she's a solid 5'11'
>I barely make 5'10''
>think the whole time about how i'm gonna go home and post about it on Veeky Forums
>she's in better shape than me, is in like 3 different sports
>i masturbate, smoke weed, listen to music and shitpost all day so i don't know what to say for my hobbies

I'm not getting another date am I brehs

>fucked a hooker in the butt with a condom
>am paranoid, took HIV test at 6 weeks
>negative, doc tells me it's 99.94% conclusive
>At week 11
>Slight sore throat, freaking the fuck out, got another test. Waiting for the results is hell

Hypochondria is the fucking worst. Earlier this year I was convinced I had brain cancer because my nose felt a little weird from wearing new glasses. Before that it was ball cancer because my ball hurt a little bit.

>Reading, Rwriting, Running - 3 KINDA Rs

THREE R'S.

>reading - ohh he's intellectual
>Writing - oh maybe you can show me sometime
>Running - say you just started, maybe she'll go for a run with you sometime

All 3 establish connections and any idiot can bluff their way through it

why on earth are you fucking prostitutes if you're that neurotic about STDs

You're fine mayne
Just stop fucking hookers, get a fleshlight/onahole, they feel exactly the same

>thanksgiving next week
>last year thanksgiving, was supposed to be our yearly small family get together that turned into a miserable trip with my grandmother dying 3 days after my birthday
>not going to see family this year, another miserable time with my mom and dad at home
>wednesday before thanksgiving i guess its pretty common in america for people from high school to meet up and go to bars because they are back home, while i live at home still and will be in my room alone all night like always

friday night fun....

Idk wanted to try it before I settled down

>Legal age as of this summer, though we've been dating for about a year now.

find a girl your own age you pathetic aspie

>signed up for classes
>the girls next to me I talked to didn't look interested, they were both married
>last time I hit it off with a girl


>lifting is bad right now, my knee hurts so Ima just skip leg day for...idk 3 weeks or maybe forever...

keep your chin up broseidon

2 repping your shoulders...oh hell no. Don't stress them shoulders boi. Just stick do 1pl8 reps

Why? We get along incredibly well, we both care a lot for each other, we both have similar values when it comes to sex and long term relationships, she outclasses girls my age easily.

>dating women your own age when you are over the age of 22
kys my man. Not that guy, but I'm going to be dating 18-22 year olds for the rest of my life.

sure you will 4channer

Hi guys, autist here.

What's the deal with Tinder exactly? Why would hot girls need to use a dating app, shouldn't they already have plenty of guys they know in real life wanting to be with them and hanging out with them, and if they are average or above attractiveness, the guys they keep around will be handsome too. Or just go to bars.

I mean I understand guys using it because they are thirsty and desperate, but why would girl need it when sex is so easy for them?

attention whoring

Everyone who uses tinder has some sort of a problem mentally

shit. probably going to have to change my routine to a regiment more apt for my sport. im trying to my hardest to maintain mobility in my shoulders but this shit just won't get better.

...

basically

because girls don't hit on guys you idiot. Also more variety on tinder. You can't see everyone every day

why are you playing sports if you have an injury. I just got done with a shoudler injury took me a month. I just did lots of stretching and no lifting.

Do they really? I mean, I just find it so weird that girl who are like, 18-24 (probably the average age of users on it) and mostly in college or whatever, would need a dating app like that to have random sex when they could get it from any guy at any party, bar, work, class, anywhere.

Again, I understand guys using it because they are desperate as fuck. But then I go on reddit's tinder board and all they do is use puns with the girls' names and say how every girl on there is fat and act like they deserve the best girls when theyre using a fucking dating app.

That's how autistic i am though.

>he can get me to at least 1/2/3 5RM by the end of February

How about you get yourself there?

~10 kg overweight, in my 30s, can barely lift anything, no job since I moved 6 months ago. But I'm in school, have a girlfriend, have very good job prospects over the coming few months, and am exercising 6 days a week on a pretty big caloric cut. I just gotta keep it up for another year or so I think.

Whyd you have to bring this up? Just failed a test and now ive got this feel rushing back

I don't have an injury, I'm just being recommended by alot of specialists to switch my routine. I'm a baseball player, so shoulder mobility is something I really need. Been doing a ton of stretching to fix internal and external rotation.

> miserable time with my mom and dad at home
>while i live at home still and will be in my room alone all night like always

this feel is a little to real

I mean i have friends but my parents are strict as fuck and if I do want to go out I have to play 21 questions with them which then kills the mood of even going, so whats the fucking point.

21 and I just want to move out and get far away from them. Fuck college and fuck family.

>two qts I actually want to be with don't live where I live
>fwb is kind of a cunt
>going out for beers with a decent looking girl tomorrow
>gonna roll to a trance show a qt invited me too with my bros
>got date lined up with thicc tinder qt
>kinda weird but fun nerdy girl wants to play vidya and makeout
>want to make new fwb out of a different girl but not sure how to go about it
>still have a lot of problems with my life that I hardly ever address

I guess this is what I wanted when I ended my previous ltr but in a way its kind of tiring.

>has a bunch of FWB and multiple girls lined up to have sex with

fuck off, chad.wahh your life is so hard

how old are you man? honestly, don't stress yourself out over this stuff, dont get me started on my life story...

How do I different girl every day of the week? Can you post your body?

My parents moved down to Florida after I graduated college and since I'm still looking for a job I had to go with them. It sucks because I don't know anyone here, but at least I can still lift.

Man I'm not a chad. Im a fucking king of the manlets ginger. I gotta put up a chad persona to make this shit work and it's wearing me the fuck out.

Get tested man. Its hard to stay clean after fucking that many people.

GAINESVILLE?

I'm 21 and living with parents, too.
They're good and I try to help with chores and be a good son but holy fuck does my dad need to quit drinking.
He's in his 50s, morbidly obese, and loves alcohol (therefore he's a complete jackass at night). I've changed my diet to a cut over a week ago and he finally agreed to start it himself again with me. I've been lifting with him for a few years actually and he's only tried to change his diet a couple times himself in the past, but obviously never made it. Hopefully with me doing it with him he'll stick on it for longer. He used to be quite Veeky Forums when he was my age and has changed diets many times to lose some weight in the past, but for the past few years he's been slacking completely. He's pretty much excited about everything but dieting, which is 90% of what he needs to do to actually succeed, and I really hope he does now and makes it all worth the weight.

I mean I'm just ottermode but my thing is climbing so that gets ladys into it. Honestly it's just having a "fuck it" attitude and knowing how to be charming in conversation.

starting to notice that im actually bipolar
i sing one minute and i fucking hate everyone the next, thought i was perfect for the longest time...
single since 4 months, miserable, still fucking my ex, full homo, ill never have a kid, or a smiling wife at home when i get off work greeting me with a hot dinner and a smile and a vagina that is designed for my dick, i dont like fucking buttholes(100% top) i want to die

Orlando :(

>graduate with biology degree from top 20 university
>went for the "i'll work for a year instead of go to grad or professional school"
>all jobs have like 10 applicants per position
>forced to live with parents
>savings withered down to sub-100

this is painful, no money to go out or do anything but train and study for admissions tests. it really is. lesson is go engineering you fucking plebs.

cousins all live there.

yeah its quite an isolated place, ie everything is way too spread out and inner city is too ghetto to meet people.

Just graduated in petroleum engineering and no one is hiring. Should've gone electrical/mechanical engineering. FUCK

lol cousin was just laid off from that.

its absolutely fucked in canada, even worse than stateside, everyone is fleeing the oil sands.

I live like 20 mins east not in the actual city. Its so damn quiet here and everyone's lawn is crab grass. Also sometimes dogs run wild like this is the fucking woods. Not used to this place

Orlando's alright bruh. Lived there a few years going to ucf. There's a good amount of stuff going on at and around the downtown area and on the east side of the city near ucf.

seminole county?

yeah its a weird place, all the suburbs aren't connected like in canada.

Hopefully Trump deregulates the EPA's restrictions and makes a deal with OPEC otherwise I'm fucked. What do you want to do with a Bio degree?

I think I'm on the edge of Orange county. Lol I went to Canada once in high school because they legally sell fake IDs as 'novelty IDs'. Thanks bro for letting me buy beer in the US at 17.

Yeah the college is pretty close to me, but's its not like I'm just going to drive up to a random house party and walk in.

>tfw I have a legit chance with a 9/10 qt who I'm 90% sure is a virgin
>The only obstacle is the fact that I am shit at conversation

How do I make social gains?

Literally just make her talk more. Everyone loves to talk about themselves so just exploit that. Ask her about her day then just take it from there

lol going to either go get a phd or go to law school or something. biology is cool but way too many people for so few spots.

lol, the youngest age is like 18 in quebec.

still, nothing like getting beer at a walmart in america. i'm actually amazed how much variety of alcohol corner stores have.

>fat in HS
>post HS decide to get fit, get into grooming, dress better, etc
>body is still shit in Veeky Forums standards but make nice upper body burly gains and get 9/10 face aesthetics
>now everyone saying i'm handsome as fuck and surprised as shit I dont have a gf
>21 y/o virg
should I just lie at this point?

>went on date with 3/10 clubshit
>went in for kill
>turned down

That's how it's going.

No but I'm good. Watching TV with my dad. Nice night.

We're bonding a lot more recently, it's nice

No. If you lie and get caught you'll seem like an insecure tard.