SOMEONE HELP ME, I CAN'T STOP MYSELF

SOMEONE HELP ME, I CAN'T STOP MYSELF

Refrigerate your peanut butter.

Peanut butter isn't supposed to be this smooth, invest in some REAL shit nigga

>tfw accidentally drank a whole box of fountain soda syrup

I've been eating this shit for the past 2 months, literally 2 jars a day and haven't gained a single kilo, fuck my life.

SEND HELP, I'M LEAVING.

Just sit around naked and use your disgusting body to motivate you into not indulging on the peanutty goodness.

You're WEAK, you're fucking WEAK, you'll never make it, just quit

If that is peanut butter, start eating mustard instead. If it is mustard, what is the fucking problem, senpai?

Boom, this is perfect. Make it financially unreasonable to consume kilograms of peanut butter.

>tfw everytime I see this thread I reach for my own tub of costco PB

LOCK ME UP

What's your shit like

>tfw binge ate a teaspoon of peanut butter

Spatulas will let you remove more effectively

>Dutch

you sicken me

>tfw you don't want to eat shitty peanut butter with hydrogenated oils so you end up spending ~$40 a month on peanut butter

it's nuts

dat is kankertroep. Deze moet je hebben van de jumbo. Smaakt ook naar pindas, kankerveel eiwitten gap (28g/100g)

Tfw you never had peanut butter
Feels good

>tfw you started eating it on toast a few weeks ago
>all dose protons compared to butter

Feels good

Why did I fucking laugh

Enjoy your one-way trip to nogainsville

WAKE ME UP

tfw allergic to peanuts

Fucking Monica, you and me both. Eat that shit with some milk is pure God tier.

>creamy
What is wrong with you?

I FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

(CAN'T WAKE UP)

Literally choked