Sexual Health Thread

so a few minutes ago I was fucking a qt asian escort. I was doing her rough as fuck from behind and when I went to pull out the condom was nowhere to be seen. a bit of panic ensued as she tried to fetch it out of her vagina. She said she was clean and I am too; did I fuck up Veeky Forums?

Dibs on number 2.

How much did you pay?

It's depressing that asian girls raised in the west end up like this. Our dietary culture is like king Midas, except everything it touches turns to shit.

$200 usd for 1hr

gentlemen

Rolling!

Correct procedure in this situation is to immediatly wash cock thuroughly in hot soapy water, take a good hard piss into hot soapy water, and pray to your choice of deity. Get an std test in 4 weeks time. But you really should be fine.

Ps. If you keep fucking whores youre going to get hpv sooner or later. Be aware.

You have antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea now. Have fun.

Next time maybe buy smaller condoms. You really think that Magnum was gonna impress her, she could feel you not being that big.

Eh, that's on the edge. In my experience the more you pay the more likely it is that she is clean. $200 though...that's cute girl with remnants of self esteem rate. Sketchy hotel or name brand? If it looks like she spent money to set up, someone is probably taking care of her. I've been on both sides and seen that most STD whores don't stay in business long. They either get shots or get kicked to the curb.

Also you should follow the above advice and wash your dick if you haven't already.

ive seen her 3 times this year since april
met her at a hilton

>Also you should follow the above advice and wash your dick if you haven't already
note taken

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The Hilton? Shit, I would bet the cost of your antibiotics that you are perfectly fine. Enjoy the memories bro and try not to think of the slip up too much. Congrats on getting laid!

Roll

Swallow your pride and use smaller condoms

>he cares about prostitutes

fucking fag, pointless asking if it was a ladyboy obviously. You can't get men pregnant you stupid retard

get

rollan

oh and OP I hope the girl you paid for was cuter than these

Always wash and pee after sex. If cant wash pee

Think I got the clap, what do they give you for that? I'm already taking amoxicillan for another sickness, not sure if that'll hurt more than help, considering gon is now the new medicine resistant AIDS. Booty itches, eye itches, throats all fucked. Top jej, shoulda been a monk.

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rollan

OP has a tiny penis

Is fucking whores /makingit/ fit?

Give me #4.

I did go abit flaccid so maybe thats why it kinda slipped off
Also she provided the condom and it was a normal sized one.
She looked liked a younger asian verion of audrey bitoni
I thought she was cute

i fucking love audrey, its a shame she never even fakes an orgasm though

Rawl

Rolling. Thanks for this btw.

I have a small peenor but am otherwise conventionally handsome and am in college. When im hooking up with a chick, does it really matter as long as I can make her cum through other mean not related to my dong? Will they still laff at my ~5 inch prong?

Rollan for zero

Foreplay helps but isn't necessary. Having a smaller weenis isn't a big deal as long as you are handsome, can last long and stay hard after cuming once without rest. If you can keep going without getting soft for about 45-80 minutes, and just keep the energy up (groping different parts of her, making out, complimenting her) while fucking then you can make her cum. If you're a quickshot and worried about cuming too soon, then try to be dehydrated, it won't affect your erection but it'll make it harder to cum.

I know this sounds like bs, but I'm in college too and from the few girls who I've hooked up with this has worked for me. Good luck bro.

There's a reason the
>just get good at oral
thing is so persistent. You can absolutely eat your way to a girl's heart.

There's also no rule against playing with her clit when you're fucking.

Also keep a rhythm with your thrusts going for a few minutes, and then change the tempo. Guide her body to change positions a couple times, but to make her cum you want the deepest penetration and that comes most easily from missionary. When she's getting close, pound DEEP and HARD, and grab some part of her with your hands.

gib 0?

kek

fuck yeah

>stay hard after cumming
Fucking how

Any tips for lasting longer?
>Tfw blew my load in 2 minutes, 30 seconds last night

breathing exercises

Not that guy, but if I ignore the post-nut urge to stop doing anything and keep some form of stimulation going I stay hard.

this

if they pay you, yes

when you're having sex you have MUCH less stimulation than when you fap. It should be pretty easy to last a lot longer.

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what the fuck is this? actually decent advice? is that even allowed????

>live with gf
>rarely fap anymore

I don't know then lol. Look up tips on google

Rolling!
Give me that sweet ass.

>Look at it this way, I was driving to the store once to get eggs, and I was almost killed by a drunk driver in a huge panel trunk.

You never know how you are going to die - dying because you got laid might not be the worst reason to go. Always be careful though. Based on your story... I'd say 1 in 8 chance you got herpes. Get tested. Twice. It's free.

T H I C C

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rolling for either 0, 1, 2-3, 4, 5, 6, 7-8 or 9

ROllerini

Rolling for 0 or 9

rollin for 9

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THIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKK

poлл

YES YOURE GOING TO GET AIDS FROM STICKIN IT IN THE BUTT

BUTT AIDS ON THE DICK

>not giving number four the 4-5 number and number 6 the 6 and 7 because their fat asses could count as two people

for shame user

I got a yeast infection about a month ago and I treated it with anti-fungal cream. Now I feel like it's coming back/dick has gotten red and itchy again?

I haven't had any sex since then. Why the fuck is this happening?

Dont do no fap for 2 weeks and then go in with a loaded gun.
It'll save you the embarresment to shoot the biggest cum shot you've ever done right in her throath 1 second after she put it in her mouth.
The face of suprise, disgust and pain she makes while almost choking on your cum isn't something you forget soon.

Happened to me with my oneitis after chasing her for 2 years. The no fap did help to get me there thou.

rollerino

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Please let something good happen to me

roll1

it piss

rawwlll

>There's also no rule against playing with her clit when you're fucking.
I have never been with a girl who loved that. They always made me stop so I dont do it anymore. playing with clit while fucking is a lie

0 pls

Roll

ok

lately I'm having raging boners to THICC women and I don't like it

I have a problem with drinking, how common is it to not get hard when you're heavily drunk, is there any cure, I can get it up sober but no chance pissed, I done goofed over the weekend with a solid 8/10

Help ;_;

Drink less you fucking autist.
If people are forcing you to take shots or some shit and you don't want to back out and look like a bitch just only half fill your shotglas.

0 please

the nigger in you is coming out!

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Drink. Less.

Fucking pussy

step on the rollerino.

0 or 1 pls

Hahaha, my man.

About a week ago a lump about the size of an olive appeared on the top of my left nut and was sore. If I moved it wrong it would hurt like fuck to the point I would feel nauseous. I made a doctor's appointment but now it seems to have gone back to normal. I'm still going to go to my appointment but how to I avoid this from ever happening again? Is it because I run in boxers or jerk off to much? Do I have cancer?

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yeah you just fucked all the guys she fucked.

rollan

you wanna work on the aids quilt this Saturday ?

Rololo

5 is average not small retard

rolling. blease gib 6 or 1

Let's go lads

rolleo and juliGET

If they have your pants down they really don't give a fuck as long as it isn't under 5"
The ones that do deserve to get glassed and their parents beaten to a pulp for allowing them o be such disgusting people

>Eating pussy of a girl you aren't dating
Its like you want aids

Because you fucked a slut and now you're being punished

if we cant fuck sluts, then what the fuck are we supposed to do?
Think before posting plz

ROLLAN, WEEEEW

Nigger you check out said slut before you take our pants off for them
There are plenty of sloots out there that are actually careful with who they fuck
You need to be the same