>be me
>with a girl that i've been with for about a week
>she tells me to come over to her apartment
>we start making out
>give me the worst handjob of my life
>i don't even finish
>i go down on her and eat her out
>this goes on for 15 minutes and she orgasms
Am i a beta for this?
>going down on a girl
>am I beta
You're preforming a submissive and disgusting sex act, what do you think?
You ate her out and didn't fuck?
That's beta
>Stories that never happened
>Non fit posting
>Saged, repoted
don't sweat it man, but you gotta learn to use going down on a girl as a bargaining chip to get what you really want.
Live and learn.
she says she isn't ready to blow me yet?
cuck
she says she isn't ready to blow me yet??
>never 69ing with a girl
unlucky m8
Is it beta that I fucked a guy in his mouth and then he ran off crying about his ex girlfriend?
>Being this beta when negotiating with women
>having pussy in face
>beta
pick one
I died laughing
if you didn't enjoy it and she treated you like a fool then its beta.
if you loved it and she was impressed and wants to do you then it's not
>tfw to intelligent for base, carnal activities with the opposite sex
HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW
Yes, you're beta. In ancient Rome, where men routinely fucked boys, and getting fucked in the ass was completely cool and totally accepted because everyone was a raging homo, they all collectively decided that putting your mouth on some stank ass pussy was about the gayest thing a man could do and was worthy of derision.
no that's alpha as fuck
yeah because we should take advice from a society where butt fucking other men was not gay
Just a little bro on bro bonding. What are you, a fag?
C U C K
U
C
K
My fucking sides
>KEK
>bargaining with women
Might as well go gay desu
buttfucking other men is not gay now
it's just gay if you are getting buttfucked
eating pussy though, that is 100% for sure GAY
ha true af nigga
> eat pussy
> em I beta
absolute fucking madmen
>not an argument
> Thanks for the oral sex brah
> Can you go down on me?
> Naw I'm good
Fuck anyone who does this.
exactly
I do this to my girl
>inb4
>>tfw no gf
>>b-brehs im fit why she leave
>>women is so curell REEEE
lol beta
Now this is fucking beta.