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user I wasn't expecting this, what do

>then come over so I can see it

>chads body meets chads mind on autismchan

she replied
>awh would it kill you to be nice? :)
>you're ruining the great looks with your attitude

>and you're ruining the ass without backing it up

you should be fine

>match with a girl on tinder
>get to talking, she says she doesn't hookup
>convince her to hangout at 1 am
>it's 35 degrees outside
>pick her up and we're chilling in my car
>start making out within 2 minutes of meeting her
>5 minutes in she's sucking my dick
>turned the engine off but the heater was still running
>take her to the back seat and fuck her for a half hour
>come back out front and try to start the car
>....
>engine won't start
>it's 35 degrees outside
>try to start it up, not working
>can't call anybody up cus i don't want people judging me for fucking some random whore on tinder
>made her call all her friends, none could come out
>temperature keeps dropping
>getting thoughts in my head that i'm going to die from hypothermia
>made her call her mom so she would come out and jump start my car
>her mom didn't know the girl snuck out in the middle of the night
>her fat slob of a mom comes out and tries to jump start my battery but it's not working
>finally call a tow truck
>$200 to get it towed back to my area
>after the tow truck drops off my car and i paid $200 i tried starting the car again
>it started

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>haha, im just joking around. Maybe we can grab a coffee sometime?

this hurt me to read.

top kek

This wasn't me but this is the correct choice

"Wrestling on bed then grubhub?"

is a surefire closer

>Ruining it for you maybe, my ass remains in itself gorgeous. This is her btw

Ew what no

matched with this tranny a few days ago, should I?

>you think i'm gorgeous? thats cute.

i love wordplay

should you what?

Do it faggot

>do you have a dick

You are gay and you fucking know it nigga

>Stories that never happened
>Non fit posting

Sagd, repoted.

Get on it Boi

Man she's fast at replying
>Ohh you're only 19, now it makes sense

electrical problems are a bitch

>Gf of 5 years breaks up with me
>Kinda heartbroken, but also excited to date new chicks
>Install Tinder
>After few boring matches I match with this really cute looking chick, exactly my type
>Go on date
>Really fun date, kissed but no sex, wanted to take it easy because I really liked her
>She really liked it too, so second date is coming
>Another great date, afterwards go back to her place, end up having sex
>Drive home, really happy, think Im falling in love
>Dont hear from her for days, ask her whats up
>"Oh hey user, Im sorry I havent talked to you alot lately, Im just dealing with alot of stuff so its probably better if I dont date for now"
>Realize I probably been used for sex
>Feel sad again, really liked her
>Delete Tinder

Am I so strange for just wanting a relationship with a nice girl that I really like? I feel like Im not cut out for this whole 'modern dating' bullshit where people have infinite choices. I dont like random sex hookups either. But every girl nowadays seems so spoiled from the massive amounts of attention they can instantly get on stuff like Tinder and Instagram etc. that none of them really seem to ever be content with settling down with a guy.

I was born in the wrong era

she's in
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Kek

Does she hate me now

that means shes into you. wait a few.
how old is she?

should've blurred insta/snap

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Yea just ask her to be your AI gf

Just laugh and tell her to join the rest of the old women at bingo

Reply

>Umad

>23
>silly teenagers
That's like college freshmen talking shit on school kids lmao

Just remember guys you win some you lose some

this.

hahahaha her name is Iza. you can make so many jokes with that

Just for you user

>trying to help without even realising that this is the definition of autism
>mfw

youtube.com/watch?v=8uwYo_M_I5Q

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"Well keep a tab on me. I might need someone to freak with in a few years when I'm bored on a Thursday and you're feeling the reality that all your friends are married and you're still alone in your late 20s. You should be warmed up to the idea by then. See you in a few."

Squats are way underdeveloped for your deadlift, don't bother with any dating app

>implying this would open her eyes

Dating sites are for women with problems m8. It's either ugly girls, or pretty girls with Narcissism

Gj that's the only correct move, ditch the bitch and move on.

>>Implying that's the point of a response like that.

fite me m8 ill wreck u

Just walk up to her and say hello

>deinstall
oh my sides.

>matched with this dude dressed as a lady
>should I bang this dude?
just so long as you don't pretend you aren't gay, sure

I always do squats then deadlift and my squat is stalling but my deadlift is still going up at 285 squat 3x6 and 320 deadlift 2x6 in trump units

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>fat
>butterface

Yeah, I can rail bottom of the barrel beauties too nightly, but I don't because they don't deserve my semen. You should look in the mirror user.

Looks like she went a bit overboard on her bulk.

should've said
>1998 called, they want Daria back

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and this is why everyone should have AAA

23 and she's thinking like that already

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that's just mean..

I've never had someone reply like that. Over 300-400 matches when I tried it. Guess this only applies to Chads.

That was just unpleasant

didnt build her hopes enough 3/10

genuinely not nice doe

damn you're gonna make these girls cry

lmao

felt bad but then laughed

not sure how i feel about this one

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Deinstall tinder pls

harsh

>"You're 19 years old and have a shitty attitude"
>Post a response like a 19 year old with a shitty attitude would
You sure showed her

kek

Just fyi the language jabba and the other hurts speak is called Huttese iirc

*Hutts not hurts

Thicc or fat?

fat

should've just gone to a whore, probably would've been less than 200$

>fat

her arm is bigger than my head lmao

Are you seriously asking this?
Just look at those arms, she's a fatty alright.

fat

that's the best she's got. Flexing, sucking in, the whole nine and she still needs a harpoon

>those thighs
woodberry

polish girl, 3/10 in Poland no1 would bang so she moved to another country

Id hit it, but im autismo and havent gotten laid in years. Def fat tho

My dyel lats

Yup, they are there for the same reason that you are, although they are gonna use you for your attention and not your body. Gotta find them someplace else to get the good stuff

HAHAHAHAHHA

fucking nerd

Then she sends me this is she playing with me

still fat
are you new to the internet?

Dictionary says it's okay samefag

pig nose...probably fish eyes aswell...