I just got banned from my local gym for life for deadlifting too much weight

Are there even planet fitness' that have the sort equipment for this anymore? To find a free barbell I'd imagine you'd have to find a super rare non-franchised chill planet fitness.

This is false. I got banned for deadlifting people.

How and why would they ban a superset? Unless you mean you're using a ton of equipment? I don't see how they could police your exercise cadence.

Did you get your money back?

No you faggot, here;s what happened

>have friend
>sees girl he likes in gym
>pretends to be weaker than he actually is, can powerlift 450
>does 250
>chats up girl
>haha hey if I can do 10 reps of 400 will you go out with me
>girl sees hes doing 200
>lmao sure
>he does it easily
>girl is impressed
>two years later they're engaged
>decide to try the same
>working up to it, making a big show of having trouble lifting 150
>my current limit is 250
>girl I like isnt giving me much attention just haha yeah and puts back in her headphones
>ask her if I can lift 500 pounds if she'll go out with me
>dumb idea I know, but I was desperate
>start lifting
>girl is impressed
>this is not a deadlift by the way, its a squat
>immediately feel my frame buckling under this
>start screaming
>when i get really hurt I yell out whatever
>today it was
>NIGGER SHITTY FUCK CUNT ASS WHORE FUCKING NIGGER TITTY CHINK GOOK
>manage to only break my collarbone all said and done
>getting patched up by the trainer who knows first aid
>gym owner tells me thats the third time I've done this and he's kicking me out because he doesnt want to be liable for when I finally snap my fucking spine in half
>girl is looking at me half concerned, but not in a "oh hes hot but im worried" but more "did that retard just hit himself" kind of way
>need to win her over with an alpha male style action
>tell him he's a fucking faggot and spit on his shoes
>he punches me in the face and walks away

So I'm thinking I can charge him for assault. I live in New York, the state, and as far as I know he's pretty fucked as soon as I press charges. Fucking collarbone.

Nigger really

Please be real

Give me advice or fuck off.

exactly how did you think your were going to squat 500 if youre currently maxed at 250

If this isnt bait, you may be legitimately retarded

Its too bad you didnt break your spine, you could wheel yourself over to her in your chair and ask to take her for a ride

Human beings can do amazing shit when the shit hits the fan. Women who cant squat fifty have been known to lift cars or tear doors off doorframes. Look it up.

>be a faggot
>get your feelings hurt
>LITIGATION

This is what the Americans believe.

If i ever see you I'm going to skullfuck you.

>people in incredibly stressful situations, who are getting a massive adrenaline rush, can exceed their limitations
>"surely trying to impress a gym sloot will give me powers"
Do you think youre a saiyan or something

ha

I really hope this is real

...

my God you deserve to get kicked out

Oh, you've never tried to fuck a pretty woman? Fuck you prettyboy, go fuck a nigger dog.

This has nothing to do with Akira Toriyama's work

Alright so since its pretty clear that youre somehow mentally disabled, whats the diagnosis? Autism? Tourettes? Fetal alcohol syndrome? Did you try to OHP 300 when you can only do press 100, and drop it on your skull?

What happened with the girl? And you spit on him which is a form of assault.

I find it suspicious the the only thing that makes this believable is he's a new yorker and he also just happens to mention he's a new yorker.

Hilariously retarded if true.

I cant stop, this is too much.

this

OP is a fucking spastic, i hope someone hurts you physically, really badly

>666

do you go to planet fitness?

>>girl is looking at me half concerned, but not in a "oh hes hot but im worried" but more "did that retard just hit himself" kind of way
gold

The "moms flipping cars to save their baby" meme is a fucking myth. Notice there has NEVER been a video of this.

Spastic means you cant move your arms, you fucking retard.

sorry that people dont whip out their cameras to record fucking tragedies

>people dont whip out their cameras to record fucking tragedies
costanza.jpeg

Yeah but you spit on him which is considered assault soooooooooooooo

HE PUNCHED ME

IN THE FUCKING FACE

Some people just need their faces punched. It's not our fault youre one of them.

Yeah, in life threatening situations you fucking retard. You can't just flip it on like a switch, even if you could it would fuck up your muscles and tendons. If you legit did this you are autistic as fuck

No fucking way.

I'm 29 years old and I'm a virgin. It was a major situation. Fuck you.

This likely didn't happen but I laughed a lot. Thanks op

you dumb motherfucker

obviously fake but this whole thread has me rolling. Thanks op

i dont think its SIR worthy, but i liked it regardless

>>this is not a deadlift by the way, its a squat
fucking lost it

Not even funny faggot. Make a change and kill yourself.

So the first aid given by the personal trainer somehow diagnosed and repaired a broken collarbone? Interesting.

whatre your stats?
height/weight/etc

I weigh around 290, I'm 5'9 and most of that weight is muscle

>tfw banned from community college gym because I squatted too much
>man said I leaned over too much
>asked him if he knew was low bar was
>he said "no"
>laugh
>later find out Im kicked out of that class

I used barsense to record the whole ordeal, my bar path and form was 100%.

>barsense
Just looked this up, what the fuck?? This looks pretty neat.

B8/8

Fucking lmao

I don't even care that this is fake. This is some truly high level trolling.

>takes the term spastic literally
>is not 'strayan
is an autistic retard

lmfao this post. kill yourself my man

>it was a major situation

>>getting patched up by the trainer who knows first aid
didn't happen
>>gym owner tells me thats the third time I've done this and he's kicking me out because he doesnt want to be liable for when I finally snap my fucking spine in half
what, your contact doesn't say "if you kill yourself it's your own fucking fault"?

>most of that weight is muscle
you know you can be literally at 45% body fat and most of your weight will be muscle, right?

>"surely trying to impress a gym sloot will give me powers"

fucking kek'd

GIOGIO!!!!!

Foreigner here from third world country here... Explain pizza days? The gym supplies a pizza?

Wat. Why do they distribute food and why pizza?

Exactly its using too much equipment. And supersets are something for advanced people and they dont belong into a pf. I dont mind them banning dyel curlbros from endless curl and bench superset

Did you check the plate and bar dispensers? They may have just been needing restocked.

because planet fitness isn't a gym
it's a "i have a gym membership" feelgood thing
and the few people that actually go there, are kept fat

daily reminder: this board is full of people like them.

and you read thier opinions and ideas. sometimes u take advice from them. Im outta here.

you thought you would get away with this? story time user

Kek, set sail for the new years comic, m8

I wanna see this in new year comic

I swear to god if you are the disgust scabies motherfucker....

daily reminder: anime isn't real

I laughed. Include me in th screencap.

Glad you clarified that you like in New York the state and not the country.

Well done, user

> does this three times
Are you a manlet by any chance user?

he said he was 5'9 later in the thread. read.