Must be above 5'9 to bang

>Must be above 5'9 to bang
Do you pass the test Veeky Forums?

no

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

5'11" here
in the morning

Tall 5'6 here.
10/10 would still try to get a date.
pros: My mom says I'm a catch, I'm popular, I'm never picked last at sporting games

Did you just say your tinder bio you fag

Lmao same

she had more dick than the urinal. why would i want to put it in that?

not wanting to be Johnny steady

Ok slow down. You don't even know her.

I'm 5'5" but I know where I can find 7 more inches

>5'9
>wearing heels
Without having heels on she'd be rougly around 5'8 or even 5'7. I'm about 5'8 and a half so I'd be applicable for the bang bang.

nope. too bad.

5'7" here, feels bad man. Though she's too young anyway I guess.

>same photo side by side
god damn it, this always activates my 'spot the difference' autism

Yes I'm 6'5. But I don't chase after women like some beta faggot. Gay masterace.

Why are pretty ladies do fucking filthy with upkeep. Shit love its not like I'm going to marry you just because you look nice. CLEAN THE FUCK UP

>tfw 6'1 and Wear lifts

There's only so many hours in a day, brah

she uses tinder. that's all i need to know

/thread

Can someone explain what tinder is to me?

Of course, i'm not a child.

Who said she was only 5'9" with heels on?

It's an app designed for aesthetically handsome and genetically blessed individuals. There's not even a point of getting it if you aren't atleast 8/10.

You use it to light a fire

>you download an app
>shows you pictures of people nearby
>swipe them left mean "eewwww"
>swipe them right mean "I would fuck ya"
>if you both swipe each other right then you guys get a "match"
>gj now you you would fuck each other
basicly its facebook 2.0

Oh shit I have heard of that actually....its the one with the while good looking women they are pretty fucking socially dysfunctional

I'd say I'm 5/10 maybe 6/10 in pictures and i get tons of qt chicks matches

Also, go to Norway, basically there are no ugly chicks and they dig men that have brown hair and eyes.

>tfw 5'9
Barely made the cut but I'm glad I'm here.

Do you swipe right all the time? I feel like my bio game is pretty shit, even though chicks probably don't go through all of it.

Going on holiday soon, so I'm gonna take some good pics to up my chances.

Yes, I swipe right all the time. My bio is just
"6'2". I'm 5'11

>ideal 6ft2 height
>4inch dick
Should I kill myself?