Be me

>be me
>go to gym
>start squatting 2.5pl8s
>last rep last set
>"BABY DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE"
>fall back
>bar drops on my head
>catch it with my hands and fling it to the side
>i get to live another day

Your near death experiences?

>Bar drops on my head
You sure you're still alive m8?

Not really ears still ringing you know what the worst part about this was? Front desk qty saw everything

>fling 120 kg to slide
sure

My shear will to live gave me the strength user and the fact that i was ashamed as hell

no, it didnt happen

Yes it did

>and then everyone started clapping and the gym owner gave you free membership

No i rushed to the lockers changed as fast as i could and went home in an instant

my near death experience

>see OP's 1 rep maxes
>laugh so hard I almost die

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug man.

dude its facking impossible to catch a falling bar of 120kg AND "toss it" to the side thats just retarded

Ever been in a life or death situation my man? You get a couple of seconds of godlike strength

its also impossible to fall backwards during squat and the bar dropping on your head

Ive been in enough rekt threads to call you out on your bullshit

>squat
>ass on the grass
>tip backwards
>hands still on the bar
>bar moves over your head
>bar gets dropped
?????

Rekt threads are no indication of anything.

so what youre saying is you rolled the bar across your head

thats something entirely different from it 'falling' on your head and then you catching it

Holy shit, you're a fucking retard. Fuck off back to where you came from, retard.

>you're a
lol

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No the bar fell on my hand and from that position i pushed it behind my head

how about you draw what you mean because I dont understand shit

says the guy that believes this shill lel

This is what happened

I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say..

Oh so instead of pushing the bar over your head you pulled yourself under the bar.

hot darn friend you made me laugh with your shenanigans!

No the bar landed on my head i fell over backwards had my hands still around the bar and it dropped on my head whilest laying on my back on the floor

how about you make a video where you reenact that shit because your drawing didnt help

Most certainly will not

>didnt
In America we speak english, friend. Here's a free ' for you. You're probably european, german perhaps? Ugly fucks.

wouldn't your head still go over the bar still? am i just being fucking baiteD?

ok kid
your're are a faggot

Not if when falling your head gets tucked under the bar and moves behind/under it

>Your're are
Fucking don't trigger me you bitch

...

How did the bar drop on your head when it's behind your fucking neck?
Did you throw it into the air like a looney tunes character or some shit?

so you mean he basically did a 90° decline snatch

...

How could you squat with weight on your back, fall backward, and somehow end up with weight in front of you, exactly?

this is how it happened

noone understands the drawing, and how cuck can you be? immediately running out of the gym? do u have any ontention of going back? you shouldve just gone with it and finished your wrokout now you look like a fucking beta cuck man u fucked up

I was scared of my life user and i've developed a crush for the fron desk qt and she saw EVERYTHING so i rushed home

dude everyone has a accident once in a while. who cares you fell when squatting. everyone inclusing the girl was probably back to their own business in 10 seconds. you shouldve did your next set so people wouldnt think so big of it as their doing now.

>start squatting
>bar drops on my head
what

Op here

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED now stop asking

draw it better

I can't draw for shit

This.

I once witnessed a woman fighting off the town rapist, when he tried to rape her daughter.

if you could only trigger that adrenalie an any given time

>120kg bar falls on op's head
>everythang's fayne es oke guis, e just fleng it to the site!

...

This

Not him but that's correct grammar senpai

Holy shit you're a fucking retard. Fuck off back to where you came from, retard.

>120kg fall on my head while squatting
>front desk girl sees it
>uhh, better do my next set, so it looks like i don't give a fuck

The front desk girl would think he is retarded.

classic Romania

And the name on that membership card? Albert Einstein.

Okay I got it. So the bar fell onto its side so it was kinda standing up and then started falling down on top of you

Are you goofing?

You're is short for you are. As in,

You're a retard.

Moldova, not Romania.

But they are both pretty much the same anyway, so...

He wasn't commenting on the grammar though you newfaggot

>bar drops on my head
>catch it with my hands and fling it to the side

Bullshit.
Absofuckinglute bullshit

>people actually falling for this

Holy shit you guys are delusional

>taking the second-level bait

hello newfriend

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

look here

Then what is he talking about here then oldfag?

nice pasta friendo

This little thing right here bud