Cmon user, have an onion ring!

>cmon user, have an onion ring!
>what do you mean "doesn't fit my macros"?
>live a little, eat it!

Gains goblin in disguise

HSSSSSSS!! YOUR GAINS ARE MINE!!!!

>tfw no qt gf to eat shitty food with

Do you guys really have such delicate physiques that you can't eat fast food AT ALL?

I've been eating at Chick Fil A at least once a week since early 2015, and I can see my abs in the mirror without needing to flex.

This is the lifting board, not fatasses anonymous.

>I'll eat your onion ring you slag
>Whereby eat I actually mean fuck, and by onion ring I mean vagina

>n-no I have to cut more babe

if you don't eat it, you are an autist

Who the fuck are you
Where am I
How did I get here
I want to be at home eating kale
Please don't hurt me

>Haha sure
>I need to go tote toilet
>pukes

If you eat it because some walking vagina tells you to you're a nu-male beta faggot.

Tell her if she eats that shit it's over. Dirty greasy gain goblin.
I just need my weights, fuck whores.

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faggot

Me, I'm a girl btw

It's 2016, people are no longer autistic about diet, even instagram models.

>have my eye on girl in my class
>yesterday had a good conversation with her
>at the end asker her for her number, she gives it to me
>text her last night
>responds this morning

Does she want to go out or was she just being nice? she's not stupid, I'm guessing she knows why I wanted her number. i guess I'll just text normally?

Probably a better choice than texting desperately.

how does one text desperately?

texting sucks, my man. just have a bit of chit chat over text, then ask her out for drinks after a couple back and forth texts. if i was you, would've don all of that while you were still face to face having a conversation, but I guess you gotta text her now...

>p-pls respond i really want to make sure I'm not texting desperately

I will eat it if you let me fart in your mouth after.

is trap?

Who the fuck drinks that shit on a beach?

>"You have to eat all the onion rings"
>"Why are you doing this?"

Who hurt you, user?

You look dyel as fuck

Point proven. Only DYELs eat garbage food.

Look at the biggest dudes on the board. lotus. Brick. MasT

You see them eating trash?

One onion ring isn't a problem but people like this Live in fucking delusion.

He thinks because he has abs he's huge. In reality he looks like a little twink bitch.

Because he'd rather eat chick fil a than the same calories in chicken breast.

So he looks like shit. End of story.

>inb4 you're on gear

Take the same shit I do and report back when you look as big as I do

bitches be trippin'

hey, can someone tell me what my gf should eat to become a vapid instragram whore ? currently just normal diet

Sounds promising man, she was probably busy or just not in the mood to talk last night. Just shoot the shit with her, throw in a few things to suggest you wanna see more of her then meet irl.

If she doesn't reciprocate, just let it go. But it sounds pretty good from here bro, good luck buddy.

kek

why do you fucking autists make these threads

T. Dyel

That looks disgusting, no thank you.