You tards have been doing it wrong the whole time. Girls don't care about massive muscles or your weight lifting numbers. Heres how you get a top tier qt314 who also cares about your feelings.
1. Quit weightlifting 2. Join running/cycling club 3. Talk to qt314s 4. Get qt314 girlfriend
The trick is to not sperg out on step 3, but other than that its basically guaranteed to work
>join running club >expect healthy people >they all sip le soda >some of them even have trouble not smoking
nope
Ayden Rogers
I'm a marathoner and my oneitis (also runs marathons) told me that she likes guys with a strong upper body. I'm going to start climbing for that reason alone.
Landon Davis
I can't believe I didn't know this once crazy trick to get a gf!
Asher Scott
but wen do i get fuck
Cameron Perez
>3. My hobbies besides exercise? I play video games.
she meant big upper body. better start lifting. Climbing will just leave you the way you are you DYEL.
Wyatt Hill
I've tried lifting before and I find no joy in it. Climbing is pretty fun for me since I already have friends that climb often and its just another way for us to hang out.
Juan Rodriguez
lifting is the most boring physical activity martial arts, bouldering, fun cardio stuff you can do with friends is actually fun and makes you truly fit instead of puffing your muscles which you wont even be able to use because youre used to fewest possible movement patters
Zachary Martin
Lifting gets fun when there is a noticeable before and after effect in your muscles due to a pump
Also after a while you just enjoy testing your strength and picking up heavy shit
Anthony Carter
shoo shoo gains goblin
Kevin Nelson
I used to barely lift and hated it, started back up a few months ago and genuinely love the gym now. It gives me a euphoric feeling so much that I despite rest days.
Kevin Rivera
jesus, how horrifying, fuck this shit, i need to go outside
Andrew Robinson
Wow that's depressing. And Jesus Christ there's so many overweight people.
Jeremiah Myers
welcome to real life firendo
Grayson Kelly
>Talk to qt314s
There you go. Forget the rest. Do what you like otherwise, as you can meet said qt in pretty much any non-autistic hobby/sport/leisure group/gaggle of drinking buddies/whatever.
Jace Garcia
Where do you go to find QT's? I live in a small town in the midwest and go to a nearby satellite campus to save dat money. I have literally dated nearly all of the eligible girls in the nearby area and now idk what to do
Gabriel King
>Here's the ONE WEIRD TRICK to getting a girlfriend that CHADS don't want you to know! You're literally a moron, and obviously a permavirgin. Never post on Veeky Forums again.
Brayden Ross
>2016, not trail runing with you're qt3.14 gf
Joshua Cook
So many are of indeterminate gender...
Blake Ward
> the trick is to not sperg out
Well this advice is useless then.
Xavier Gomez
This is what women picture when they hear someone is a gamer. Pretty accurate stereotype too.
Aiden Robinson
1. Leave this site entirely 2. Don't stop lifting 3. More Scoops 4. Make lots of money 5. Learn to be a douche 6. More Scoops 7. Change name to Chad 8. More Scoops 9. Get bitches
Jaxson Sanchez
Jesus Christ.
Jose Rogers
I lift and do muay thai. After my breakup I still did both. And honestly, in that time, lifting was the sport that made me feel better. I still do both, but if I had to give up one, it would be MT