How many of you are in to "High Test" women?

Yes

Hell I'll take almost anything, haven't been laid in 8 years mate

I haven't been laid in 20

I love em. They love me too, it's fantastic. Seeing 5 different women right now, 4 are high test. Feels good man

>tfw your swc could never satisfy a high test queen

as long as there's no cellulite, I'm good.

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I like where this is going senpai.

Love it

I am. I'm a skinny little bitch but I've always preferred women with thick thighs and a big ass.

there is no way I can put my 5.5" dick into this, 5 inches are already lost in the buttcheeks.

Man... But what a journey into those cheeks anyways.

Virgin detected. All thicc bootys have cellulite

Something like this. You know with them anerican thighs.

double virgin detected
there are thick girls without noticeable cellulite

triggered

I was until I fucked one. I only like skellies now.

Yeah nah.
You might think that "high test" females are okay , but as soon as you realize that the excessive amount of food that comes in them is from sugars since "hurr-durr estrogen cravings", they usually have candida or just smell like they do.

It's horrible. As much as I find it pleasant on the eye, my experience so far with chubby chicks is that they don't really keep that good of a track on personal hygiene.

Im 2 inches bigger but I doubt I could do it.

t. khv so no experience to judge from.

>sugars since "hurr-durr estrogen cravings", they usually have candida or just smell like they do.
Holy shit, is this the real reason sugar-free drinks are marketed at women so much?

just got to work after spending the night with a high test chick, was fine but desu im much more into small petite girls. makes me feel bigger i guess
>for you

I don't trust people who don't like high test girls

What happened user?

I'm pretty much into women

I matched with this girl on tinder. Is she high test? Should I be attracted to her?

Are these women really high test, because that would make them really hairy and shit, wouldn't it?

It's actually that high-test guys would prefer thick women, not that thick women would be high in test.

fug

Is that her only pic? The fact that she isn't showing her face seems like an alarm bell to me. Nice arse though.

Yea she has a face pic but with sunglasses

Thick women have a lot of estrogen, the female sex hormone.The higher their sex hormones, the more sexually dimorphic people are.
high test: broad shoulders, strong jaw and brow ridge, bigger bone structure, higher sex drive, more competitive, less emotional, easier time building muscles. Simply put manly man and no neotenous twink.

High E: wide hips, big tits, thinner waist, higher sex drive, more assertive. Real womanly woman.

These traits signify healthy hormone levels which is why these are seen as attractive. Simple biology, you are delusional if you tell yourself if you think we are that different from apes.

Good luck with coalburners

it's called being normal brah

Haha you're so clueless that it's actually kind of cute

Good luck out there kid : )

Who?

he has bigger tits lmao

>you are delusional if you tell yourself if you think we are that different from apes.
Whoever said that? I just wondered why everyone appeared to be chuffing themselves over women with high testosterone.

i am but my gf is low test because every high test woman I ever met was a bitch and crazy. Real shame though.

>Creeping on people when everyone can see you

>american thighs

Who is this semen demon ?

Come on let's Post more high test babes brehs

The only post I've ever had to hide in my whole time on Veeky Forums.

The purpose of that pic is to show off her ass and back

Well, obviously - just saying if that was the only pic of her on the profile then beware. It's a nice arse, but she might have been ugly AF.

"Hey, I've seen you around a bit and wanted to ask you about your cardio routine."
Then ask her about things that gradually drift away from the gym, get her name and number, then ask her out for something simple, like coffee or post-workout sushi or something. Bitches love it.
Plan conversation in advance, it sounds autistic, I know, but you're autistic. So you have to do it.

What does it mean if I'm a broad shouldered, strong jawed beta with wide hips?

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Welcome to the real world user.

No refunds.

W H O

what a babe. this is one of those pictures I had to stop, scroll up and save.

You know you don't have to fuck her from behind ..... right ?

Learn to anatomy.

I am very into high test women. They are the best women and make my penis the most hard.

I also watch a lot of high test women in porn.

she's a parody of these threads now

Still makes my penis very hard. Can't get enough THICC porn either. Especially depending on the scene, genre of the videos.

>dat plump pussy
>dat soft tummy
hnggggggg!

>we got another

cucked lmao

What's the point of fucking girls with big butts if you're not hitting it from the back?

1. These girls are not as massive as they look in pics and 2. Big butts can still be fucked from the back with an average dick easily.

>it sounds autistic, I know, but you're autistic. So you have to do it.
The sheer realization that this place understands me better than 99.9% percent of humanity(including my family and psychologists of the past) is worrying yet kind of satisfying.

Those are some rather big legs on that nigger

There are literally dozens of peer-reviewed university studies that show how high testosterone in males leads to an attraction to THICC women

Bear in mind that gay men with above average testosterone will still be attracted only to men and skinny girls

If you wouldn't chose pic related over a scrawny woman you need to either book an appointment with Mike "Deus Volt" Pence or your doctor

Yeah but not by a 4.5 inch dick goddamn it ;_;

With exceptions, but typically -
Under 25, typically high test.
Over 25, needs to slim up a bit.

NOTHING gets me harder than a high test teen.

Just another layer of shit tests from bluepilled, SJW, feminized academia.

And god, I wish I were joking.

>When will this end

As soon as you want it to, user.

>black

Abort, ABORT!!

It's the other way around faggot. Why are scrawny, unhealthy women (((marketed))) towards whites? All white models show signs of anorexia. Why are thicc women with child-bearing hips marketed towards all other races?

Keep in mind that THICC was the ideal until recently

Really makes u think...

Too much for me.

does that suit thing have a name? I would actually buy sth like this for my gf

>skinny women marketed towards whites
>thicc towards other races

Going to need to provide source for your outrageous claims. How do you think these thick white women got THICC in the first place? By having a negro father? Don't make me laugh.

Your reading comprehension is below average and you should stop posting

Found the dude who likes to take bites out of ham planets.

Hightest doesn't mean morbidly obese.

>Keep in mind that THICC was the ideal until recently
Nope, but nice try.
See picture of 3000 year old statue.

Breh

>posts Greek statue as proof
>not knowing the Greeks were literal faggots who fucked small boys asses

Low test, low energy

THICC was desirable in men. Not women. Men are more physical. We desire what makes our dicks hard and what makes our dicks hard is what makes our dicks hard when we look at it. This hasn't changed a lot over the course of human history.

However, women have always valued security and status over looks. And when you're living in a world where half the population is literally starving, fat dudes are looking pretty good cause they've got more than enough to feed you and any kids yall have.

!!!!!!!!

I really probably shouldn't say this but I fap to [spoiler]THICC BAES in interracial gangbang porns.[/spoiler]

>pale
>dark brown hair
>THICC

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I know this is bait, but fuck it.

Don't change the subject with your red herring bullishit. Why would I ask a homo or pedophile what he thought was attractive in a woman?

I care about what THE MEN found attractive in the WOMEN THEY WANTED TO FUCK.

>Low test, low energy

Your argument is neither sound nor valid.
Your premises are not true, and do not support your conclusion.
Uwotmate?

What are you even talking about right now my guy?

>gay men with above average testosterone will still be attracted only to men and skinny girls

Until you realize what her asshole smells like

So when a bear gets super horny he'll settle for a skinny chick, provided her hair is short?

Are you seriously denying the fact that THICC babes were deemed the most desirable throughout all of history - with the one exception of our decadent modern times?
Is anyone seriously denying this?

You guys know thin girls are a modern meme, r-right?

Wide hips and big breasts = fertile, will attract high test men
Scrawny bitch = barren, will attract gay men in denial and some posters ITT including (you)

A real man would fuck any woman to spread his genes far and wide

>kankelize me cap'n!

History thought you cured people by draining their blood, which is fucking retarded

Liking fat bitches is another example of them being retarded