/fraud/ get jerry laid edition

I've had really bad acne in my teen years, will I get it back if I start now? I'm 19.

>bang neighborhood qt again
>that rough lovey dovey
>realize my nips are sore and estros high

Really need to lock in my ai dosage to forever keep it mid-high range I feel like a real human bean

Weak sauce OP

Previous thread

I just had unprotected sex with a girl who told me she was off bc

I'm so fucking retarded when I'm horny it's impressive

That's the best sex though, just letting go and test taking the wheel

2017 year of gf boys

>think "no gf pls" as I'm about to move in with my ex that's committed to being exclusive

>tfw you bang your onahole so long your dick bleeds

I need to take my adex and nolva thanks

Smdh
Can I have your excess gfs

Yeah

God neighborhood qt talking about Marion le pen and white nationalism basically.

>tfw might be going to prison or getting a fucking huge fine
Be careful ausbros. Clean house before every order. Had my door kicked in on friday.

did you order internationally

lol

No, 8 viles of honey from a local bee hive. I had weed and mdma in the house aswell as other sterons. They took my laptop and phone along with my housemates computer too.

Damn what's the fine or sentence like?

..........

wtf?

Cool you know where to send them

>tfw youve had 2 scheduled deliveries
>one time a cia agent showed up at your house
>never anything

Lmao how did you fuck up that bad

Although I have a package I need to sign for from Malaysia coming monday apparently
I dont think I ordered anything...

>>one time a cia agent showed up at your house
yeah right retard

How bad is it that I'm almost a month in on my first cycle and I haven't noticed any sides?

Like I can't tell if my workouts are better from a placebo affect or what. I haven't experienced anything related to high test symptoms other than more boners in the morning.

I've been injecting my glutes 2x a week with 250mg Test-E.

Any replies are appreciated, thanks bros.

did you get it from reddit or someone in real life...

>looked in gear drawer earlier
>full vial of test E
>fuck it, pinned 1ml
>gotta buy more so I can TRT

My life is in ruins.

Because of the nature of Laws here and the amount of steroids I had in my possession I was charged with intent to supply as well as possession. My lawyer thinks that intent to supply will not hold up in court. I no commented than pretty much everything I only gave a statement trying to absolve my housemate of any involvement.
Worst case scenario two years in prison and a maximum fine of 100k, best case scenario charges get downgraded to just possession and a small fine.

Nah so the day before I received a bunch of roids

Guy is fixing the pipe from the laundry machine
Knock on door, dad answers, agent shows badge, asks for me by name
Repair guy walks by, says "oh boy" and starts laughing his ass off

Turns out it was an interview for my friends security clearance.
Scared the fuck out of me though

What country

what?

you got busted ordering DOMESTICALLY? did you order through reddit?

never heard of this before, even in australia

did you get busted because of the order (which is domestic like you said) or did they search your house for something else?

TL;DR

>got into a bad car accident a month ago
>previous horrible back genetic problems
>made everything 5x worse
>stopped going to the gym almost two years ago
>decided to TRT and stretch, small rehab exercises.

Reddit, the Canadian source.

3 vials.. With an AI and Tamoxifen

Any issues with Circle pay app, like using it to pay with btcoins?

i'm mad jelly. But then I remember I hate the french.

>that time the gym played Nightwish throughout every workout you had that day

>DOMESTICALLY?
Yes,
through reddit source but I used a secure email provider and encrypted my address.

Smart girls are so hot.

Where do you brehs buy your bac water?

A lot of times it can take until the sixth week for you to start really feeling things. And if you had normal testosterone levels before jumping on you may not notice a huge difference. Most of the "test changed my life I'm a whole new person now" talk comes from guys who were really low test before.

They're gonna uncuck themselves eventually. Nationalist gf with a tight cunt that begs me to fill it up, LIVING THE DREAM

but jerbear is a poofter so doesn't he just need a bloke to wank his didgeridoo?

Make your own

so i just fapped to Anime guys
>tfw your turning into a jerry

gpz or medlabsupply

>that mod grf tho

I found an azusa doujin I'd never seem before today
It was on an unrelated tag I don't know how I've never seen it

I puked from my dick I came so hard

>so i just fapped to Anime guys
wikihow.com/Browse-Veeky Forums

you must be 18+ to browse Veeky Forums.

did you cum so hard your toes went all numb and tingly ?

>neighborhood qt talking about Marion le pen and white nationalism basically

Better not be a degenerate and have a good monogamous relationship there m8

100% horseshit

possession isn't even illegal in canada, the act of buying it is. you would have to be caught BUYING, which is impossible if you bought domestic

stop fear mongering, retard

Link it jerry

...

those are 2 different guys retard. the guy that got busted is in australia

you got me

I'm reading in between games of dota and I linked 2 unrelated posts together

I'll take that image macro

why did you quote me. I said I'm from australia.

My leg hurts
It was intense
Its scary how hard I cum to azusa

No!
Azusa is pure!
She doesn't get her asd filled up by gross old man semen while wearing a micro bikini!!

whats crackin kunt

Cool I will look into this.
Thanks. Mod grf, tb500, and cjc1295 on the way =P

Jerry link it

Damnit jerry neither of those sites sells bac water.

Really? Im using bac water from one of those rn??!!?

No!!
Azusa. Is. Pure!!

Ukrainian women = best trad thots

>trad thots

Is there a needle exchange near you? The one in my area gives out bac water.

>Really? Im using bac water from one of those rn??!!?
Ya just checked on a PC too and nothing.
Maybe? Probably?

Wow I wish I knew bac water wss so rare I would have stocked up for the election

I think I'm just gonna make it if this specialty med shop down the road from me doesn't have any. Apparently it's just distilled water and a tiny drop of benzyl alcohol.
I don't have any empty vials though =/

How peculiar
Where did I get it?

Huh
I use alot too
Hmmmm

Maybe Im retarded and no one told me

sup fags

So how knowledgeable is Bill Roberts? From what I've looked into so far, everything he writes seems right.

is any of this shit good? is it reasonably priced?

roidsmall.net/injectable-steroids-sale-509/

...

bye

haaha k

According to the googles it's 10ml distilled water (although some claim they use tap) and 0.09ml of benzyl alcohol. That's it.
Sup

Please use sterile water

>Please use sterile water
Lol ya I'm gonna use distilled if I can't buy it pre made and maybe boil it first.

Has anyone pounded a muscle ass like this before, it doesn't seem soft and squishy

>pokes unflexed bicep imagining it's a fine booty
Ya feels pretty soft and welcoming

is your ass hard all the time? I stood like her and my ass was still pretty jiggly

Im not sure your bis count

That's a good point, she wouldn't be flexing her ass while fucking, but even still a fat bubble butt must feel different then a muscle one

Well I would drop my pants and poke my glutes but I don't think the HR lady would understand that I was just trying to prove a point to someone on a Serbian soy farming image forum that strong glutes can be very welcoming when fucking a girl from behind...

If youre at work at 1am
No one cares if you drop trau for a bit trust me

I was face down ass up on my bed, smacked my ass a few times & it was pretty firm
you may be onto something my nig

No homo

Lmao that wiki how game is great.
Lol this place never ceases to amaze.

Would it be smart to go:
Wks 1-4:
750mg per week of test-e
Wks 4-14:
500mg per week of test-e
225mg per week of tren-a

no

But weird but nothing seems wrong about that. It might be easier to do a shorter period of front loading with higher doses, but that's just personal preference.

there is a lot wrong with it actually

4 weeks is more than enough time for the test levels to peak at 750mg in his blood, then it'll go down because he arbitrarily decides to go back to 500 after 4 weeks

hormone levels literally yoyoing for absolutely no reason

if he wants to frontload, he should frontload properly.

also fuck low tren, but that really is personal preferene

Yeah, good point.

Basically But to expand, your levels will hit a hit then fall over the next ~2 weeks, causing unnecessary sides

The tren for a first is bad
But I did it too lmao
Tren is great

any gf prospects?

Anyone here decided to just cut on winter instead?

>tfw high geared cut with clen/t3 and will only cheat(+1000cal) on christmas and new years eve

It's gonna be so fun being so ripped in comparison to the permabulkers and normie fags jiggling around self concious in their hoodies while I'm wearing a tanktop.

I did, some flat thicc genki girl from work
But someone else at work beat me to it
My own fault baka

Thats ok
All a boy needs of a saturday night is lots of alcohol and Idolm@s

Once my leg is healed
I'm aoming for 30-40 lbs
Itll be yuge

how to sleep on clen
even 40mcg delay my sleep by 2 hours, let alone effective doses

Where should I buy SARMs (specifically ostarine)? Is it hard to get past NY (upstate) customs?

I need ostarine to help with a joint/bone issue but I can't seem to find a reputable source.

I take 120mcg then have a tiny meal.

If I'm not at work I pretty much crash into a 3-4 hour sleep soon enough afterwards(usually like 7pm to 11pm).

otherwise I still get like 9-10 hrs of sleep anyways

This isn't going to be my first cycle

sarms aren't illegal

so no