So now that youre all buff and shit why havent you gotten a bbw gf?

So now that youre all buff and shit why havent you gotten a bbw gf?

>good mood because she isnt starving herself
>stronger than skinny bitches
>love muscle, never a gains goblin
>appreciates a man and will cook/clean for you
>more fat = more estrogen = needs cock all the time. Will wake you up with head and a big smile on her face
>more fun to fuck and cuddle with
>healthier babies if you want to go that route

Implying I have the guts to talk to a woman.

OP obviously does not have a BBWGF

Come back to me when you've felt the smell those bitches get around the pussy area.

>no big gf
>no small gf
>no gf

>will go from that to obeast in 2 years after she poops out her first crotchfruit

>not already conisdering that an obeast

lol america

200% more entitled than genuinely attractive bitches except they've earned none of it.

something that can be fixed with a 5 min shower

Nice, a bitch you can't lick all over unless there's a shower in the vicinity which she can run to when you make your intentions clear.

I don't see why she would have any smell issues. She's not obese.

>She's not obese

HAHAHAHAHA

She really let herself go

>not doing pregame anal in the shower
never gonna make it

>doing anal with a fat tub of lard that hasn't had a solid shit in 12 years

That's why you're forced to do it in the shower, silly.

>tfw so bad with women i cant even woo fatties

Go to da club

I'm not sure what anime-tier existence you live inside fella but fat birds are the fucking worst, equally bad as 'quirky' girls who self-diagnose themselves with depression, insecure melts line up to date these girls because they don't find them as intimidating as a real woman and as such the girls have a massive amount of arrogance.

What you want is a girl who works a professional job, I'm talking heels, I'm possibly talking glasses, I'm talking about a girl with can knock back half a bottle of house red at the work party and punch a photocopier.

My last girl was a secretary for an accountancy firm in Canary Wharf, and when she told me in her work voice to choke her i thought I was about to squirt out a lung.

>obese

she doesn't even have a belly. she's perfectly thicc.

Her arms have bellies of their own.

who bitch this is?

*puke*

*teleports behind u*

Because i have standards
In any other country than america, no one would even consider touching that fat piece of shit with a stick

I swear to God , it is a bunch of Fat chicks making this threads. Trying to shill that fat is attractive.

*replaces vomit with gernade*
*teleports back*

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Men with natural high test prefer thick women since they are most likely to breed healthier and stronger children. Bones are for dogs.

I actually prefer chubby/curvy girls over skinnier girl. There is however a limit on how fat she can be.

guys where can i find bbw porn with hot chubs like this? most porn sites only feature ugly as fuck fatties

>blackera vakker

Why are there so many shit threads like this? Can't you shitpost in your personal diary? Fucking retard, I'm out. Fuck Veeky Forums

They only exist in photoshopped stills.

I don't think I'm high test but I always have liked women like that.

Source on that?

This. Low t faggots wouldnt understand

If only there was someway of fucking without the whole procreation deal.

Who is this?

>I'm a performance artist

Higher body fat during pregnancy and birth is more harmful to the babies. This meme was proved wrong and fat chicks should stop thinking there's a single positive to being fat.