Mirin Stories

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And op was never heard from again.

People that will have a very difficult time securing a good job or be taken seriously

It was a joke. There was no actual competition. She said I had the best body, so I thought I'd make a funny quip. Never again though...

nice user, please keep that spagh in the bowl this time

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Or maybe I don't want to post a pic of my body on an ottawanian mineral collector's dicussion forum.

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>be me
>waiting on my bus
>see a qt 18 yo or so girl and har cucki bf walking towards me
>when they pass me i look behind me
>as i turn around i see the girl quickly looks away as she was looking at me

was this a mire?

>walking with my boyfriend
>see weird looking guy sitting at the bus stop
>haha must be too poor to own a car
>pass him
>oh my god what is that smell
>crane head around to see if he shit himself or something
>he catches me looking
>mfw

Probably. Best mire in the world is the girl with her boyfriend mire. Kinda feel bad for him when it happens though, and kinda hate women a little after too. But it feels too good.

yeah, i felt pretty bad for him, huge ego bump tho

They get even more attention by complaining about it

>walking through the grocery store
>see girl with her bf
>make eye contact with girl
>she looks away and starts holding her bf's hand
>continue staring at her til we walk past each other

>m-mirin
right??

Kind of a women logic/mire story. Hope you enjoy

>be in grade school
>i was kind of a dick as a kid
>there was this asian girl, lets call her J. Who would go out of her way EVERY single time she could to get me into trouble
>worst part was she was one of the academic try hards in the grade, she'd top tests and had the singing/music teacher enchanted
>this was bad for me cause music was the class i fucked around in the most
>J would get the teach to kick me out of class, and then id be forced to sit outside on the floor sometimes for up to half an hour, wandering around the halls would have been worse
>move away after grade 6, don't see her for like 4 years

First time i met J was like grade 1 or 2 last time i saw her was High School. She had a bf in High School, never talked to me once but did try to add me on fb after grade 12 graduation when we all we're parting ways for good. Why she did what she did all made sense to me after my mature mind analyzed this one specific recess altercation.

>be 8 yrs old playing during recess
>J and one of her friends walk over to me
>J's smiling and like avoiding looking at me
>J's friend tells me J likes me
>J's blushing like crazy
>What happened next still makes me lol
>i look at J and 8 year old me replies "eww" then i proceed to walk away

One of the first times ive seen a person go from smiling to angry so fast. What would 8 year old you have done?

Didn't you post this in another thread?

just lol these threads are fucking hilarious
>b-brahs a sub5 sloot glanced at me earlier have I made it?
meanwhile CHAD so much as takes the trash out and he has prime STACYs coming up to him literally begging for him to take them raw

Girls use me for my weed. How do I use this to my advantage?

You can't, they see you as a beta provider now.

Kill yourself for not only being a braindead stoner (I don't give a fuck about your major, GPA, or "career prospects") but also for facilitating other people's substance addictions desu.

Fug
Its good for inflammation and stress

Is this also you?

Nothing gets past you, serpico

It's simple, if you sell, they either start paying you or letting you fuck. You should only smoke a bitch out if you she's a thot and she will suck or fuck if you're sparking.

Sparking girls for free for nothing is a waste of money, weed and time. That is unless you're at a party and want the pothead girls on your dick all night.

lol

You dont even have to show your face pussy just show neck down

>best body competition at my work
kek where do you work at, user

You could have had people congratulating you on the mires, but all you did was exaggerate it and ruin it for yourself. Congrats anyway, but winning a 'best body' competition would have been a lot cooler than getting a complement from one woman.

Went to mcdicks for lunch for the first time in months last week, ordered and was waiting for food. Qt blonde walks in with her skinnyfat nu-male boyfriend and instantly looks me up and down, definite mire.

>boyfriend notices and wraps his arms around her tightly and awkwardly rubbing her arms whilst giving me the death glare

>qt keeps throwing sly glances at me and looking away when I notice

Feels pretty good brahs

Veeky Forums's autistim always give me chuckle

I have an entire folder dedicated to Veeky Forums autism stories

Dump pls

kek, good man

Coming from a women it just gets to be incredibly overwhelming especially if it's from an ugly guy

Aw we're sorry! Please come back! 8-)

8 years old me would Play Doctor with her.
...beta fag

Not recently, its gotten cold so im constantly in baggy clothes or oversized coats

>Stories that never happened
>Non fitness reIated thread

Saged, repoted :)

Noice. Well done, user.

That picture gave me three different new tumors in various parts of my brain.

kys?

>Be in club
>Coming back to my group of freinds from grabbing a drink from the bar
>Pass next to group of three girls goofing around
>One of them, 6.5/10, almost bumps into me
>I smile and say hey, while she blushes and smiles back
>Get back with my friends
>Look around and see group of three girls has moved next to us
>6.5/10 is staring and smiling at me
>One of my friends, okay looking but manlet (5'8''), approaches her
>After some small talk he comes back in defeat
>Hear 6.5/10 complain to her friends
>"Why do only ugly guys approach me?"

Mfw I'm not sure if she was including me into the "ugly guys" or wanted me to approach her.

Lifting never cures autism

> she wanted you to approach her

>be me
>leaving gym after a hard chest/back workout
>finished workout with dropset of rows
>sweaty as fuck, huge pump on arms and back
>leave gym, take off shirt
>two girls that loudly chating stopped talking and started looking at me
>one of them waved at me and said "hey, come over here handsome"
>i was like wtf, so i went there
>it was a milf, maybe 7/10 and the other girl was younger, but looked really older than she is, she was a 6/10 if you were drunk enough
>"wow you have a really nice body, are you a personal trainer?"
>not really, why? u need some help with you with your training?
>yeah, you can help me with new exercises and my back problems right?
>sure, i guess, here, take my number and we can talk about it
>"why don't we discuss it over a dinner?"
>s-sure... call me ok?
so, dinner is tomorrow night and idk if i want to fuck this milf, i also would like some extra money by being her personal trainer

my first mire was yesterday
>be me on gym, sunday
>almost no one at the gym, only me and shreded as fuck roid guy on free weight area
>i'm trying to hit my pr on bench, 245lbs
>i can do 2pl8 for 4 reps so i'm pretty confident
>roid guy say "hey bro, want a spot? it looks pretty heavy for you"
>"yeah, sure, but its ok"
>lay on bench
>kinda nervous but confident at the same time
>he help me unrack the bar
>do 5 full reps and rerack the bar
>"wow dude, you're strong as fuck bro, damn"
>"t-thanks bro"
proced to do 4 sets, pretty sloppy reps but i'm proud of myself

>6.5/10 is staring and smiling at me
It's not that difficult, user

fake stories never get old

Second this satan

>Have neighbor that have lived in the same house for almost 30 years.
> My neighbor since I was a baby, seen me grow up
> See him struggling to push his lawn mower up a slope in his yard.
> Help him packing his gardening tools.

>"I remember you used to struggle pushing your billy cart up that hill, but now look at you! you're big and strong, you must be eating your vegetables!"
> now help him mow his lawn every month or so.

No mires from Qtpa2ty's just yet I'm a bit chubby.

But honestly I wouldn't have traded it for the world. I look forward to the first Saturday of the month.

Fuck a milf, at least once in your life. If you fuck her well she'll pay you more.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSISDHSDHSDPNMHPSDOHJSDHOSDHOPSDHPOSDHPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're a cool guy user

Do it, dawg. I used to give guitar lessons to this kid and plowed her mother after she went to bed. Still got paid too.

Should have plowed the kid too. Bonus points for a threesome

>not plowing the kid

>that gif

Some chick in line paid for my salad at Chipotle
Made it.

Should've grabbed her and kissed her

I'm skinnyfat and the girl at the shoe shop was laughing at everything I said and smiling. Glinty eyes.

I'm 25 though and she's like, 19 max. What do?

>models
>difficult time

>implying girls arent equally autistic

She's legal. What the fuck does it matter how old you are?

Dunno.

I'm almost a week into ketosis and my energy levels are still kinda low. I just don't have the drive to ask anyone out.

She's a solid 8 without any of that creepy makeup.

There's also a girl at the local pret who I'd ask out if i ever got the chance, she's a 6 though.

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I sued one coworker for sexual harrasment because she kept on doing it and i have a man and kids, never talk to me or my son ever again, I said.

why should not this happen fucking cringelord
better go outside today

They get so much of it that it's just a fact of life for them.
So then they get picky, and complain when it's someone they're not attracted to.
Same as if a fat chick grabbed your dick, really.

I'm pretty sure it had a third pic of some other race (asians or Jews or something) and it was some skinny or fat guy.
I'm guessing OP tried to make a cuckposting picture into something positive.

Straight from the horse's mouth.
This affirms all the PUA shit about negging.. Women aren't used to being ignored.

win win, cash and puss, do it fucka

good job dude!

>pass grill in public
>she looks in my general direction
>"omg guyz she was mirin so hard. finally made it. feels so good brehs ima be fuckin her later"

Veeky Forums mirin stories, everyone

One of the math professors at my Uni has even more tats than this, even his head. My roommate had him and apparently he's an awesome teacher.

My best friend plowed a kinky milf for a Few years, Do it. No ragrets.

There are only two scenarios where women complain about male attention.

1. Fat/unattractive girls who are jealous that other girls get attention and they don't. It isn't rare, but it's the rarer of the two. A lot of feminist rhetoric falls in this category.

2. An attractive girl who is getting attention from a fat/ugly/fuggo guy.

If you're an even moderately attractive guy, you don't have to worry about either.

future rapist

she was laughing at you not inviting you to approach

>>leave gym, take off shirt
oh so youre one of those faggots

These mire threads are deteriorating very quickly

Because it's always full of spergs thinking someone wants to fuck them just because they stared in their general direction or because some retail worker was being polite to them or some other trivial shit.

A coworker said that I look like Leonidas in 300.

Ok fuckers this is from literally this weekend

>Go to bar
>12:35am
>1 drink in me
>Walk in
>Order shot and tall can
>Down shot and sit down drink my beer
>1st woman walks up to me clearly flirty
>"I would destroy you"
>proceed to imply it would happen (Id have to have at least 6 more beers at this point for it to happen)
>Qt comes up not soon after
>Asking how night is going, invites me to party after
>SURE WHY NOT
>get flirty with her find out shes dating someone etc
>HEY WHY NOT SLEEP ON MY COUCH AND WE'LL TALK AND EAT ICE CREAM ILL MAKE SURE YOU GET HOME SAFE
>YOU TO
>About to leave
>Tell thiccish blonde from work I'm leaving
>"where are you going?"
>qt1's house shes gonna let me crash
>"you can stay at mine if you want"
>YOU TO
>ditch qt1 for thicc
>she pays for uber and lets me fuck her as soon as we get in
>fuck her again
>try to fuck her in the shower but too soon
>fuck 3 times more but one was kind of short idgaf
>cuddle and go for brunch
>still completely fucked all day from night beforw
>cuddle on couch and watch the fucking princess diaries
>taxi home and take my supplements trying to retain zinc thats been stolen by succubi

>go on a vacation with an old friend
>he is pretty popular at his college, overall a charimsatic fun guy
>I'm a wage slave
>during our trip he constantly takes pictures and videos
>a few weeks later we have a few beers and I ask him if we could exchange some pictures videos
>he smiles and tells me of course but I should finally register to social media, people have asked about me
>back at home I check his facebook and Instagram, people compliment me, some women asked what my Instagram is

i think you made it

>8 year old boy
>being capable of being attracted to girls
Girls mature physically, sexually, and mentally faster than boys. It comes at a cost that men's bodies last much longer.

To answer user, I would have said the same thing back then.

Nice

NEVER GONNA MAEK TIT

>Go for a physical
>Both times, doctors 'mire my blood pressure
>Mention that I used to be fat
>"I can't possibly imagine you being fat"
>Answer door shirtless
>"Did we interrupt you doing P90x?"
>mfw
I'm making it!

i dont get this. not the story, but the girl. lets assume she was interested in you and not laughing at you. does she think that insulting the target of her affection's friend will get him to like her or even approach her? hell, if that were me, id call her out on it or something. jeez, and they say we're the autists.

This tbqh.
>mfw I played doctor with some gril when I was young and got her to suck my finger.