My ideal bf is...
1. 185 cm, 110 kg, huge muscle ass
2. beard
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom
6. french, cause the French language and accent are cute as hell
7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Your thoughts?
My ideal bf is...
1. 185 cm, 110 kg, huge muscle ass
2. beard
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom
6. french, cause the French language and accent are cute as hell
7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Your thoughts?
>Date garbage
>Non fitness reIated thread
Saged, repoted :)
>end my suffering...
Who the fuck is Kafka
My thought is you should stop pretending to be a top and stop spamming these threads.
I don't pretend
can you maybe not post this shit on Veeky Forums on fucking phaggot
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You weigh, what 138lbs? You're a bottom. Nature made that decision for you. Birds fly, fish swim, you receive.
Hahaha. No
this is not you
this is you
>yfw I'm all of those things except a bottom because I'm hetero and married
He's smaller than this though
Hahaha. chelcmate, you dullard
You know what you want, good.
Now what have you done to deserve it?
>I can't understand baseball metaphors
Wow dishonest, twinkish, and retarded. Life must be difficult for you.
I understand though. The small is the pircher, the big is the receiver
Checkmate
Homosexuals should be killed
kys degnerate
i'd destroy your ass so you wouldn't be able to walk for a month. after that you'd get your position
you clearly don't tho
pls go back to /a/ fruitcake
Meh, I'd hypnotize you with my green eyes and then would do anything I want to your pussy
Are you implying you're a BIG girl?
your 110 lbs frame wouldn't even be able to move my 250 lbs muscle ass frame. i could play around with you like a toy. who are you kidding?
I would intimidate you with my thick Canadian French and then'd do whatever I wanted to your bussy.
Half of these don't make sense. I'm french and fit but I don't have any accent neither I read Proust or Kafka cause they're shit.
>delicious food
you're probably murican, you have no idea what delicious food is rofl
kale salade and sous vide rib steak?
top jej
The pitcher is the pitcher.
Witchcraft > muscles
Oh.
You believe in witchcraft.
I now understand why you think you can be a top, you're an idiot.