My ideal bf is

My ideal bf is...

1. 185 cm, 110 kg, huge muscle ass
2. beard
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom
6. french, cause the French language and accent are cute as hell
7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings

Your thoughts?

>Date garbage
>Non fitness reIated thread

Saged, repoted :)

>end my suffering...

Who the fuck is Kafka

My thought is you should stop pretending to be a top and stop spamming these threads.

I don't pretend

can you maybe not post this shit on Veeky Forums on fucking phaggot
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You weigh, what 138lbs? You're a bottom. Nature made that decision for you. Birds fly, fish swim, you receive.

Hahaha. No

this is not you

this is you

>yfw I'm all of those things except a bottom because I'm hetero and married

He's smaller than this though
Hahaha. chelcmate, you dullard

You know what you want, good.
Now what have you done to deserve it?

>I can't understand baseball metaphors

Wow dishonest, twinkish, and retarded. Life must be difficult for you.

I understand though. The small is the pircher, the big is the receiver
Checkmate

Homosexuals should be killed

kys degnerate

i'd destroy your ass so you wouldn't be able to walk for a month. after that you'd get your position

you clearly don't tho

pls go back to /a/ fruitcake

Meh, I'd hypnotize you with my green eyes and then would do anything I want to your pussy

Are you implying you're a BIG girl?

your 110 lbs frame wouldn't even be able to move my 250 lbs muscle ass frame. i could play around with you like a toy. who are you kidding?

I would intimidate you with my thick Canadian French and then'd do whatever I wanted to your bussy.

Half of these don't make sense. I'm french and fit but I don't have any accent neither I read Proust or Kafka cause they're shit.

>delicious food

you're probably murican, you have no idea what delicious food is rofl

kale salade and sous vide rib steak?

top jej

The pitcher is the pitcher.

Witchcraft > muscles

Oh.

You believe in witchcraft.

I now understand why you think you can be a top, you're an idiot.