Insecurities thread

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>tfw decent jaw but weak chin

Don't last long at all. Even masturbating I take 1-5min. Stopping every 20seconds to calm down...I've tried kegels, thinking of dead puppies and taking breaks. Cardio does not help. I even just let loose finish multiple times in a row and still insanely short time...

You can do better than this son.

Also is an 8x5.3 pencil dick?

>small tits and a fucked up ribcage
I want to die

>tfw black

Just moderate acne, not much only on sides of forehead and down that line to the start of beard.

Its pissing me off cause it won't clean up. Other then that I'm pretty good looking, both face and body.

>tfw fat, boobless womanlet

>Best body genetics (endowment, abs, and usually lower bodyfat)
>Usually cool/ have other interests
>Personable and well socialized
>Ability to pull of whatever style

Being black is a gift son.

>tfw all about that DFC

I have a gap in my front teeth, but I'm pretty sure an orthodontist can fix that

Are you me? damn pham..

It's not so bad if you're from a good family

Progressive overload. Work on going slightly longer each time

Emptying your mind, slowing down pace from the start, working on not trying to get near the edge as fast as possible are all important too ofc. It's fixable mate. Keep working on it

Uneven lats

Thanks user. I'll definitely try it

Ugly as fuck 22 year old virgin. At least people think I look like a bodybuilder.

What did we do in the past life to deserve this

Tfw strong chin strong jaw weak dick

Tons of muscle imbalances
Gyno
5x5" penor

I'm a brainlet/mathlet, can you explain this picture to me?

> can't look women in the eyes

I don't know what it is. I just panic. Why is she looking at me? Is she going to mock me for something? Why are women so cruel?
> tfw bullied by girls throughout childhood

>perfect body but thin wrists

My insecurity is not having friends. It has basically destroyed my entire life.

Didn't have friends in high school, so I was too worried to try to make friends in college since everyone in high school obviously hated me

Not having friends means I don't have people to do stuff with

Not doing stuff with people means I can't go out and meet girls or other people

Since I don't have friends and am pretty shut-in, I'm too nervous trying to meet people now because they would see how I'm friendless and ditch me

Also since I'm a virgin at this age, I don't want a girl to see my virginity even if I overcame everything

>skinny wrists
>pointer and middle finger have become well muscled, but ring and pinky fingers are still auschwitz mode

see I had friends all my life but never female and as I become older and mroe an adult i slowly isolated myself so I have no friends and no contact with women

I know your feel bro

>Fat guy
>Usually keep myself unkempt unless I have to go into the office

>Worried people look at me shopping, and they think look at this fat fuck, he is probably single and a /neet/

In reality I am fat due to bad choices, and I am single by choice right now thinking of finally dropping weight and doing it correctly this time. I just need to stay focused and not focus too much on work and other avenues in my life, think about it jobs, people, friends come and go but your fitness goals stay for ever. time to stop drinking, and get back to weight lifting

>have huge dick, post it online, tons of girls message me, skype/sext with some of them
>they say im great at dirty talk, my voice is orgasmic, my dick is incredible and if they get a boyfriend they reluctantly stop talking to me but come back later because they literally miss me

>have autism IRL so im too insecure to try to hit on girls

sucks guys

Too big/ too strong

Seriously, not having friends is a really alien idea to like 99% of people.

But not having friends is literally the worst thing humanly possible you can live with. It basically destroys any chance you have at normalcy

Nothing pisses me off more than seeing people complain about no gf because they see their friends hooking up

what the fuck though?

im not good at math at all. guys we need an explanation on this

(((common core)))

lmao how fucking sheltered are you?

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:(

if you're full african you're fucked
if you're a mixture of white/black you're good to go.

>tfw massive joints..
Hard to find clothes... :(

>girl hugs me
>"wow user its like hugging a bag of bones!

kill me. eating is so fucking hard

>shortish (5'8")
>average wiener (5.5"x5.2")
>slight gyno
>dandruff
>small hands and thin wrists

I think that's it.

I'm honestly pretty confident and people like me. I'm getting more handsome and that feeds into it.

Phimosis and can't afford surgery.

I've turned down a girl sitting on top of me telling me she wants me inside of her because I didn't want her to see my pathetic dick.

Somehow manage to hook up with plenty of girls but as soon as shit gets too close I just nope out of there an never talk to them again.

>tfw still virgin

I was the same way but learned to socialize and become confident.

Still a virgin at 21 though. I don't know what to do.

I'm afraid I'll have to bang an escort a few times or something to get the basics down and then get started with having an actual sex life.

I have a smallish head so even if I make it I'll look like a clown.

>dick seems pretty small flaccid

6 inches erect tho give or take, does it matter?

just become qt tomboy

6 inches erect is good since most girl can only take so much dick but if youre on the clock have the flaccid stick sucks because you get to warm up and foreplay - which is something you have to practice

watch porn and youll see scenes where the guy gets soft but since theyre big at a soft/flaccid stages they can easily put it in and out

>terrible skin

oh yeah m8 I'm a virgin (soon not to be) which is why I was wondering.

What's hard about it?

a-anyone else?

>knock knees
>balding
>fat chest
At least I am 6'5, it' not that bas right ?

thought i was on fa

>this was the first thread on this board
lul

I can't tell if my gyno is fat or if real gyno does anyone else know this

>Jew nose

fucking shit I've had many many people tell me that I am very attractive, but I can never be a chad because chads don't have jew noses

>tfw 6'5", store lots of fat in chest, hyperextended knees, and receding hairline

Feelsbadman

>can't fathom the idea that anyone would be interested in me romantically
>Can't imagine any other outcome than dying alone in the desert
>Everytime I get close to girls I pull away before I can catch feelings
>I'm also very old fashioned, so I won't have sex with a girl I don't love
>I'll only ever be cute like a puppy, never cute like someone they could love
I'm actually a really interesting guy with a life full of bants and adventure, but I don't have anyone meaningful to share my life with. I'm only an interesting distraction, just passing through with my little witticisms and fun stories.

>tfw thin wrists and small pinkie and ring fingers

>tfw this is all the vagina I've ever seen

yes but youll still make it brah

What is that body type called? Just "thin boned"?

just find a nuddy bar

all nude clubs are cool, if you sit in the front you're asking for special attention from the ladies and tipping is very common, if you watch from the back or another part of the room, tipping well is also a good idea, get to know the ladies but dont expect much from it as they are professionals and each have their own reason for doing it, the well known professional strippers are cool

Like a tiddy bar? Any more tips?

yea, never go for a private dance, it makes you look pathetic to them, and when you're in there they will offer you more services for more money but it is a scam, they are professionals, they will not be nude in a private dance, if you want to touch one of them and get more closer, tip her and ask the main lady around the bar area, you can tell which one she is when you get there, ask her if this girl takes private dances and how much will it be for a couple of minutes, go from there.

honestly if you want a private dance its kind of pathetic but they understand and just want to have a good time, treat them well and just talk to them, many of them share stories of guys just wanting someone to talk to in those private rooms, they are chatty btw so they will ask you where you're from, what you do and the basics small talk...

big toes

>huge forehead
>skinnyfat with slight gyno (getting better in that regard tho)
>crippling social autism

Why the fuck would you talk to a stripper? Who cares what they have to say?

Get some steroid cream and stretch that shit out nigga. All hope is not lost, don't mutilate yourself.

>tfw short arms

I am truly glad. Go fuck yourself facilitating that with taken girls

it takes two to tango faggot

>tfw long arms

at least your will look decent with little work. i've been lifting for years and still have dyel arms

Top fucking kek

>tfw small hands
H-hold me bros

4" penis

im fat and my fat distributes in a hourglass like figure also ive been fat forever and also my dick is 7 inches but its only 5 inches around and i'm 6'6 and i just want to be 6'5 and have a 7 inch dick with 6 inch girth so bad guise and also i wish my hands were bigger and my mom didn't die of cancer when i was 15 that i had a father figure in my life to teach me how to be a man instead of depressed BPD mom who lived on welfare and died like a bitch when i was 15 and raised me ot be a NEET lmfao

but even still i desire to get buff and the internet is here so that's good at least

>clothes look good on you no matter what
>thick cocks
>blushing never shows, can always keep your cool
>low bodyfat, gain muscle at a faster rate than Caucasian
Being black has its perks

>Bad posture (rolled shoulders, forward head)
>Double chin (I'm chubby, losing weight)
>Thin wrists

I can fix the first two but my wrists are fucked forever

8+5= 8+(2+3)= (8+2)+3= 10+3

My guess is teacher wanted to make a question like:
8+5=X
10+Y=X
Y=?
but put it in the words and make such a poor job even adults don't know wtf is going on.

i also have thin wrists. at least if you get big forearms your small wrists and other joints if your other joints are small will make your muscles look more pleasing to the eye

Big waist, high insertions, shitty physique

True, I've been smashing forearms the last few weeks

>being a nigger
Being black has its cons

>muh dick

the nigger

my situation here, except its mostly on my cheeks. im okay with it, because i know it will go away eventually, but its still annoying because i wash my face with soap 3x a day and take fish oil and vitamin D, AND drink lots of water, and haven't really eaten dairy (besides a little bit of butter in food). and its still there. however, my face is pretty smooth so at least there's that.

no girl is going to bully you. i dare you to look women in the eyes and prove me wrong.

That's not true, I've seen women try to bully men to their face.
The worst case I've seen was an undergrad that walked up to a med student and called him ugly for no reason.

Alpha fucks beta bucks

Cant do a single pull up

Put in pull up bar so I can hide my weakness while doing negative pull ups.

Climb up on chair. Grab bar. Step off chair. Ragdoll to the bottom. Repeat for 5 sets of 8.

Hold me Scooby.

you're gonna make it

>potentially 8/10 face
>ruined by gigantic jew nose
>great body aesthetics
>ruined by slight gyno
>really thick hair
>too brittle and hairline receding

We must all suffer, anons.

>giant head
>even bigger neck

cant wait to get big

>this level of delusion