>>39542935

>Calories in, calories out. It's just basic physics!

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weighted dips?

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this is getting stupider everyday

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>I am intimidated by sophisticated satire

>ramping sets

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lol

cute

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>memeing that physics is somehow inaccurate

>he thinks he's a rocket science

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>supetsets

>drop sets

>leg day

>fetch

This thread appears to be really euphoric... don't mind if I do kid...

>you mean The Press?

>arm day

I just want to take a moment and congratulate the mods of Veeky Forums for doing an outstanding job. I'm sure this thread will be promptly deleted sometime in the next 24 hours or so.

>>I arrange the barbell so that it is perpendicular with or parallel to any surrounding straight lines including breaks in the flooring, ceiling structures, walls. I feel that my lift is unbalanced if not.

>I stare into space between lifts and walk from workout to workout in a trancelike state.

>not bein familiar with the >mobility™
its what made the mods the man they are now today. watch your tongue

>Oh my notebook? I'm writing a story. I write in it and read it at the gym. The title: "The Strongest Version of Myself".

>actually doing this

>wanting a moderated board

>I listen to Eminem during my workouts

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eminem is GOAT

>eminem is GOAT

i wonder which would be worse
the possibility of you doin it just now or having it all along

>linear progression

>not by mark rippetoe

>non-linear progression

>he wants a moderated board with ZERO fun allowed
Actually kill yourself you cuck

>needing satire to prove a point

It is ok to be intimidated and possibly even triggered by sophisticated satire. It is a perfectly rational response from a knuckle dragger like yourself.

>Functional strength

>tfw as a mod I would allow tits and delete shitposts