Why do all the alternate flavors suck?

Why do all the alternate flavors suck?

I prefer the ultra blue desu. It doesn't have the battery acid taste of the original low carb and white version.

I only drank those when I was 14 in e-cafes, but I always drank assault

blue is better desu

Blue is the best followed by white.

Redbull Zero is far better

When the sips first hits your taste buds

You use a sissy stick? Thats not sips

Currently my sips

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>tfw sip threads made you buy monster for the firsr time in over 8 months

Well done monster marketing team.

Tiger is now on the first sip team. Memes are real.

>Tiger will now get a tribal armband tattoo
>Tiger will unironically listen to Three Days Grace
>Tiger will start wearing the fuccboi Monster hats

6 hours later

Take 200mg of theanine when you have sips. No crash.

It's more efficient especially when browsing Veeky Forums.

this
I'm really fighting it.

Sips original is truly a mousetrap sip--you can't build a better mousetrap.

>Why do all the alternate flavors suck?

They put sucralose in them. Sucralose is concentrated goat piss.

i had never taken interest in sips until i tried this like 6 months ago, now i probably drink a sip every 2 or 3 weeks, not too keen on the sips

>my fermented foods thread from a while back
Noice screengrab m8. I'll have to repost soon

> not carb loading and sipping your way into becoming a motorbike


Nvr gonna make it lads