Get me laid Veeky Forums

Get me laid Veeky Forums

DUBS decide!

How'd you like to be my special push-up partner?

Is it still rape if you consent afterwards?

Get the fuck outta here /b/tard

Have you got OCD?

Because girl you're tidy

I be that gorilla dick motherfucka' I make dyke pussy wet.

who's ready for a good pounding!

what shoe size are you wearing?

I eat my own shit and fuck kids.

Write
>I am new at this tinder thing. How do we proceed?
Guaranteed success.

Looks thick, too.

>I normally like men
>but I'd go straight for you
>no homo

suck a nigga dick for an iphone six

Ayo bby u want sum fuk

I wanna break my own record at bench press, would you help me not getting the bar on my throat?

If I was beached with you, we'd have a whale of a time!

'sup?

God fucking dammit.

Faggot

These kinda threads are still allowed on Veeky Forums?
Wew.

You fucking autist

Let me cum on yer bum

Hey! do you like to travel? because I have first class tickets to pound town, first stop is blowjob city...

DO IT, FAGGOT!

Is there a bird heaven ?
Cause my bird just died and I was wondering if I can get it some company

I like your feet

I would bury my dick so deep into that ass, the next one pulls it out will be crowned the king of England

Dnt h8 apprec8