Honestly, how was he looking this good at this age?

SS GOMAD and roids

This.

>mfw some /fitizens/ don't realise how great Mike's achievements are in comparison to those of us who frequent this board.
>mfw I have no face

Fucking BTFO as fuck, holy shit!!

Sorry OP, but WHAT IS THAT?

God himself.

IT'S IT

Not OP, but bumping anyway

it's mike patton - he serves as the ultimate aesthetics ideal

Thanks, although I'm also not OP

Haha
! !!
Me too !

XD ha

Is he normally that jacked or is someone slowly photoshopping him?

Thank you for shedding some light

Thus

Great thread, and I'm not, nor am I affiliated with OP

What is that?

Name?

Mikey Matty Matt mcpatton

Not only did Mike rip off RHCP and Anthony Kiedis' sound, he tried to copy his superior genetics. Your pic, OP, make it clear he was a complete failure in that regard.

Based Kiedis booted him from multiple music festivals successfully because of Mike's weak, beta copycat behavior. anthonykiedis.net/about-the-man/mike-pattonmr-bungle-feud/

the anthony keidis signature sound and look
walks around with sock on dick saying
ni ni ni ning nong nong nong nong

Regardless, the alpha put the beta in his place: off the bill.

Don't let these Patton shitposters rewrite history. Kiedis is the true alpha KING and Patton, well, nobody knows who the fuck he is. Get educated and read the article and watch the vid in the link I posted Veeky Forums. Wanna kill the Patton meme? Get educated, they can't argue the facts.

Honestly, how was he looking this good at this age?

Mikey 'Natty' Matt Mcpatton*

anthony keidis is the scat king of rap rock.
fuck off to lollapalooza you clown

Keep following your beta clown Mr. Bungle.

Doesnt Mike Patton own a number of Little Ceasar's Pizza joints now? I'm sure if we SE'd a call to corporate, we could find him.

If he does, that's hilarious

This has to be the most retarded meme ever. To this date, i dont get why people consider this funny. Op kys.

Not a meme, he's the king

Patton has to keep in good shape for his vocals. Also desu he probably did a lot of drugs back then that kept him skinny.

Wow!

>anthonykiedis.net/

Seems like a reliable source.

It must be great being a mainstream artist like Anthony, having wet dreams about one day being an artist as respected and influential to other musicians as Mike Patton.

Also, how does he have superior genetics? Not only is Mike bigger but doesn't Kiedes use drugs?

>I would not have given two fucks if they played there with us. But after I heard about [the] Halloween show where they mocked us, fuck him and fuck the whole band. [sniffles]

Anthony Kiedes is a raging manlet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Patton
>He is regarded as very hard-working. Faith No More keyboardist Roddy Bottum remarked about Patton "caffeine is the only drug he does"

Big MlKE is confirmed natty bro, educate yourself

Forgot to mention, I'm not OP

Is he natty?

Memes aside, he has a great skeletal/BF % base. Good genetics.

Yeah! He's pretty big too!

I'm also not the OP

Wow! I dont know who that is but he could be the king of this board!

And strong! Apparently he deadlifted 257.5 for reps at that point in his career

>Being this new
He IS the king if this board brehthren

Wow cool! Big boy could knight me any time! If you know what I mean

Cock sock master race reporting in

Dude, why are you so obsessed with this guy? These posts are getting weird now

This

Bump

>years later
>kiedis still writing whinging blogposts about it
>mike has probably forgotten he exists

kek

What happened in your life that has made you delve into this low shit posting? It's just sad, man..

Lmao

This

Wow!

>"When will this meme die? He's not impressive!"

Hold on hold on hold on. Is this really NOT photoshopped? Wow!

I think the king of Veeky Forums should be natty, not this roided up monster. Disappointing.

He's quite big!

Weak bait

He's literally my goal body but I don't want to take it that far. It's nice to dream though...

Anthony Kiedis literally blows the fuck out of this piece of shit and this pathetic meme

Cant wait for redditors to move on and start forcing another unfunny meme here

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Weak bait

Lowbar standards x1

>lifting for 9 months
>using gear for a month
>Mike P still looks better than me

Fuck.

Big?

I know that feel. I've been lifting natty for 2 years and he still has 200× times more aesthetics than I do. And they say genetics don't matter I'll never be that big

i lift for 200 years and he look 2xtimes more sexy than me
what do?

BlG MlKE is natty though!!

>29 posters

He doesnt even bother with changing his IP

This is getting sadder by the day

Lmao, yeah what's with that Kiedis poster hey?

Nothing to do man, you can't beat that physique

Just sad that someone shills that kiedis faggot so much. In 20 years he will still me bashing Big Mike while Big Mike doesn't even know who he is

>"genetics are not important, with hard work you can make it!"
Yeah it makes sense but it's not fair that Mike was born big, why even try

>all hail darwin who told us about the survival of the fitest and that only god genetics will procreate

>"Glad you can see clearly how nature works, big Mike and I will triumph because we are perfectly adapted"

Still not OP, but still bumping

>Mr Bungle will never come back

You don't know that.

is this attainable natty? or was there some dat dere celltech involved in this?

Rumour has it that BlG MlKE is in fact 100% natty. Lmao if you think you're going to look like that natty though

This, t b h

...

i leave this board for a year and u aussie shitposters are still forcing this meme

What?

Golly! This lad is completely beyond what you can expect from even the strongest human!

Yeah true hey bruz true

This

That

Wow! Mr. Olympia 2017?

Bump (not OP)

Wow! Any gentle soul has the 7 year routine he did? I still doubt it was all it took but I want to try to look like him!