/fraud/ - no brakes on the trump train edition

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>that pic

i do not consent this thread

what part of NO BRAKES do you not understand

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>Still hasn't made anime real and appointed Steve Mnuchin to cabinet.

Good luck on that draining the swamp and every other campaign promise.

I wonder how big i will get when i will do my first blast and don't go off. Can we even imagine what will happen. Like, is the world even ready for such greatness

All this mass is 2 cycles. It's just insane, as i am saying it myself. I am really underestimating myself. I recently came to the conclusion I am a lot better than i already thought. I found peace, if found.. myself. I was not afraid to be myself ever again from that time on

Maga

Yeah he has a straight cabinet, exactly what you would expect from any repub
It was all a ruse

Does anyone know a guide to create a better tinder profile?

I am not getting enough right swipes

Why do you even want to get that huge.

You dwarf everyone around you, you can crush any mans skull.

Do you not care a bit about asthetics? I mean you are shredding down and want veiny abs and all that, so you must care about asthetics.

So why get even bigger? Its not good looking

Why would you care about other people's opinion??? Don't you have an identity of your own? You're too afraid to be yourself, thus you think going into the zyzz muhh 2 grams tren stream will get you happy. someday. GET A GRIP. Get out that delusional fairy tale of yours, you call reality.

YOU ALL ARE FUCKING PUSSIES. Scared to chase your OWN DREAMS. Afraid that other people won't like you. That you won't fit in the picture. Fucking beta weak minded attitude

I do what i think looks best. I don't give a fuck what other people think of me. As long I am content with the way i look, I am happy.

I like to be different, yes, yes i love it. Why do i even wanna look like the rest of you beta's anyway?

do you have a goal body?
or have you reached it already?

>what is hiding your power level until transfer of power is complete

It annoys me even more he appointed McConnell's fucking Chinese wife as transportation secretary. Plus in the first meeting with McConnel he told Trump there's no way in hell congressional term limits are happening.

Avoid selfies, especially shirtless ones. Make it look like you have a life.

No, I am afraid I will never reach it. I made myself delusional i will reach it, someday. JUST ONE FINAL HIT, remember mom. Just some more muscle over there and there, yeah that will get me happy, hahah for sure. Yes yes

I want to be 100% perfect, flawless. i am even willing to do plastic surgery.


Nobody can stop me, really nobody. I have this picture in my head, but it keeps changing every time i reach it. It's a never ending fairy tale of my

Good info, but I am a loser and all I do is lift and school I don't have a life.

I don't really ever get pictures taken of me.

How can I get some pics taken of me? Like I need to join some clubs or some shit.

post body

OK, I know we said no source talk, but I'm more just talking in general -

I'm guessing it's a given that you will get fucked over by a supplier/lab at some point, even a well-rated one?

As I just said in another thread, I'm yet to come across any source/lab that doesn't have horror stories floating about, and accept underdosed/crap gear as just a random event even from a lab I've used plenty before and after with no issues.

SO fucking annoying because in the UK, it isn't illegal for us to buy and use gear. Yet selling it is, so we have this utterly retarded situation whereby buying a legal product means you have to go down a stupid fucking black-market route.

>being a personal life hungry skelly

bruh, you ain't ever gonna transcend this mortal plane of DYELs if you're only focused on physical gains and getting STD ridden tinder pussy

If I'm 18 and take MK-677 at 15mg a day, will it stunt my growth? I only ask because HGH would and MK-677 directly impacts my GH levels.

That's truly beautiful, man

How tall are you? Not asking for a scientific reason, just saying that at 18 you're probably pretty much there.

If you're already 6'2, I wouldn't worry. If you're 5'2, you aint' growing much more.

5'10, and men don't stop growing until they're 25. I don't want to miss out on the opportunity to gain even a half inch

Can u plz give me some advice on social ganiz?

I was popular in hs (football) but since I moved to college its been 2 years basically no soical interaction.

This life is good for gains but I want an hero.

I wish I was a DYEL again smashing 16yo pussy ;(

I was varsity lacrosse in HS (it's the football of Maryland) but never pulled any pussy because of social retardation. i need an hero more

Get yourselves a daki

You probably didn't get any pussy because everyone thought you were gay

You that feel that you just about to cum, but suddenly something terrible happens and you won't reach that perfect level of astronomical euphoria. Or you are fucking hungry and you have a pizza i front of you, but you are only able to eat one slice. You will never know how it feels to be that satisfied when you wil eat that whole pizza or reach that euphoric level of orgasm. You will always aks yourself, how would it be.

That's how i feel all the time

>and men don't stop growing until they're 25
i stopped growing when i was 16
i even had x-rays to check if my growth plates were closed

tfw been 5'9 since i was like 16-17, and hopped on gear at 18 for being low test

would have killed myself from being 200ng/dl before i wound up getting any taller anyway. lol

>I'm guessing it's a given that you will get fucked over by a supplier/lab at some point, even a well-rated one?

I don't think it's a given, at least for US domestic ones. There are more than a few sources I can think of who don't have "horror stories floating about."

Well, the "impact" MemeK is supposed to have is an increase in GH levels - not sure why you're concerned it would stunt your growth.

see for one of the ultimate solutions

solution #2 is to shun degeneracy and go monk mode. develop yourself and come to experience the timeless and transcendent joy of living a virtuous, moral life

masT I have a newfound respect for you.
Doesn't necessarily mean that I've stopped growing
Concerned because increased GH levels stunts growth in teens

Thinking about running Sus250 for my second cycle. Read online that stacking it with Var or EQ for a leaner look but doesn't sound right to me.

Thoughts?

>Concerned because increased GH levels stunts growth in teens
Really? Below link suggests otherwise. Unless you're talking about some obscure mechanism that I haven't heard of.

sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/04/160404091219.htm

>transcendent joy of living a virtuous, moral life
Its more transcendent with your wife

Just did a standard Test E cycle for my first one btw, loved all 12 weeks

hgh10.com/human-growth-hormone-and-adolescence/

It says here that it can stunt growth. I don't know what to believe...

>tfw i was slightly above average height for kids my age when starting middle school
>tfw still almost the same height while the average height increased by like 6 inches
no but it means that all men dont grow until theyre 25
the average age of growth plate fusion is 18 for men
get an x-ray if you want to check if you have any growth potential left

Why do reddit cycles with EQ have such low T? Just to minimize the need for AI?

Is it unwise to just add low amounts (like, 300mg/week) of EQ to a blast dose of 500mg/week? Most of the cycles are high EQ (600-1200mg/week) low test (200-300mg/week).

pic related
dakis are for TRUE ALPHAS

If you look at the comments for that article, one of the people calls out that part as being total BS

Not saying the comment is proof of anything, but I happen to agree that the claim is BS. Just look at the studies

Goddamnit I wish there wasn't so much conflicting information. I'll take your anonymous, potentially damaging word for it and take the Ibutamoren.

Eq is really weak thats why its so high
But as a qol addition it is nice to run at lower levels for some skin and joint gains

appointment with trt doc on the 6th wish me luck on future cruise life and no fear of international travel.

ESTP I want to hatefuck you flat chest and dumb face senseless. Easiest 200$ you'll see.

Literally better pictures

You can have absolute 0 on your progile as long as you have aesthetic facial pictures

A lot of people claim they get more out of the cycle with low test - high test is a waste because EQ does it's job fine; they have similar anabolic levels so its overkill; high test addition causes too much estro issues even with ai; low test is enough to prevent ED etc

Beyond that even if you keep the sides under control with excessive ai use you're more or less wasting your money/potentially health when you could be investing in other compounds to get your desired outcome...

Running EQ low is usually considered a waste but some people like it so if you already have it could try, but if you're trying to bulk or cut there's, again, tons of better compounds to use

I'm being monogamous rn famalam

>I'm being monogamous rn famalam

Shameful.

>qol addition
What are the levels you'd run it at for this effect. This is exactly the use of EQ that interests me. 300mg/wk?

>insight into problems with low EQ high T
Thanks ESTP, you really surprise me with your knowledge about sterons that you will probably never use.

How's the gf life treating you?

Fuck I love her hair

Envious errytime

Tbh I saved some dudes pic for haor you need to into one min will post

Hey ESTP because you're used to being surrounded by degenerate perverts (chan) i have a youtuber for you to look up to: cherry crush

Google her. She looks about as attractive as you and since she is obviously fucked in the head and with no skills whatsoever she is whispering random pervy shit to youtubers. She has 200k subscribers on youtube now and gets a solid monthly paycheck for that.

But if you google her you can see that she actually does webcam porn and that's where most of the money comes from, she uses youtube to actually advertise her camming.

fucking shameless genius. you could do that. why? more money for drugs.

Sup degenerates?

Pic hair

Imouttos don't count :^)

>probably never use
Not until I wake up with a REEL penis

Kek

Tbh I discuss/read sterons seriously on other forums, it's just here that some of the anons get so bent and retarded over it I usually refrain

Best of luck anyway, whatever you end up running

>gf life
I spend it mostly forced sleeping to stay out of shenanigans desu

Kek thanks senpai, not the worst idea actually

Also the fuck did they unfilter desu?

>did they unfilter desu

Oh, nevermind. It's just with a capital 'T' isn't filtered

Test is Test retard

Actually had my hair braided like that when I was in iceland cuz someone did it for me, liked it alot. That fag shit he got all over him tho nothx. Show me more hair stuff.

>Imouttos don't count :^)
I can be forever imoutto if trt comes through

Where can I get some DNP?

Not gonna lie most of masTs philosophy makes sense but he must be a huge insufferable narcissist faggot irl

Yeah he's pretty ugly in like every candid of him too i just like le hair

I've been on a shameless 80s kick for music/hair lately senpai

I barely even like music

>Different types of test don't affect your body differently

Kys

MasT is confirmed NICE GUY off Veeky Forums

He's like a tsundere narcissist desu

If you couldn't get down to pat benator and various 80's delights I would never be your imoutto.

Don't reply to my posts again you fucking slut.

;^)

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Oh yeah, follow up question. Blasting EQ on low T wouldn't raise T levels on a blood test, right? All the shit on the internet related to this question is hard to parse because I think everyone assumes that you're taking only EQ.

So, if I'm taking for example 200mg test/week putting me at 1500 ng/dl (example), would that value increase if I'm blasting 900mg EQ/week?

Not sure how test levels are measured, which is where this whole confusion stems from?

Sup

I'm going to have to murder gylenhall clone first aren't i?

Oh god here comes another please be impressed by my roided body that will be impossible to maintain without roids thread... wont someone please be impressed..the "i have to go so far over the top with confidence so no one will see my obvious low self esteem" threads.

Eq wont raise T levels (supresses them - hence using T alongside it) but it will show up as boldenone, so it's not like it's going to be invisible

I'll convince him to adopt you if need be bb

Oh huge fag..i can guarantee it

ask the guy with the yellowest cum at your gym

Ask the guy leaking yellow sweat on all the machines.

>I spend it mostly forced sleeping to stay out of shenanigans desu

tfw ywn have a gf who sleeps and wake up only 4 u
>why live

OK cool, i'm not getting screened for PEDs, just hormone panel for TRT lol

What's this yellow meme?

Chillin. Kinda have a headache. Almost into keto I think. Might piss on one of those strips tomorrow to check.
Also your test levels would not go up on a blood test from eq.

dnp dyes your bodily fluids yellow

How long does it last?

until its out of your system

Totally missed the muscle in my thigh. Probably didn't clean my hands enough. Probably touched the pin area after wiping it down.

5 inch by 5 inch abscess between the skin and muscle. On augmentin and bactrim, got a shot of something else.


SPEEDBUMP

Nice. I got an infection once in my glutes kinda like that a few years ago. 10 days of doxycycline and that was that.

Yesterday I could press my finger into it and remove it, the indention wouldn't go away.

Where do you guys get yours?

I'm from a relatively small city in Canada and know most of the local plugs but my city is mostly party drugs/weed and no roids.

Has anyone ordered off the deepweb successfully?

That's kinda of horrifying. Makes me want to go natty forever.

It happens.

Just remember to wash your hands and the area. Wipe it down with an alcohol pad. Let it dry. Pin into the muscle if doing it that way.

>ya live and learn.

>see attachment of pixels

Lmao nice. I got cellulitis. It was all hard and lumpy and weird. It was probably about 3x5 inches.
Did they drain your abscess or anything? What did you tell the doc? B12 shots or something?
All the time.

nah man I tried to go into the dark web for steroids once and got my computer hacked, it's not worth it bro

All I said was, "I felt like I was stung by something Saturday, when I woke up Sunday it was hot, swollen, and hurt."

No raised area to drain from, so if it doesn't get better they will cut it open and see what comes out. But its unfortunate spot, I have a gigantic thigh tattoo where its swollen at.

Today its slightly less hard but doesn't leave indention when pressed. It may have gotten a little smaller.

>I think I was stung by a tren wasp or something doc...
Classic lmao

You can literally google legit sauces that deliver domesic or europe>canada

China/India are a bit iffier border wise but sterons are legal by technicality for leafs so generally the worst case ontario is a letter in the mail saying your shits been confiscated that you can just ignore

Goddamn right. My other excuse would be, I was trying to remove an ingrown hair, sneezed, and stabbed myself in the thigh with the needle.

>sneezed, and stabbed myself in the thigh with the needle.
Mmmm that's good too. I just straight up told the doc I was pining but I had a trt script at the time so no big deal.

What size slin pins should I buy guys? 29 or 31 gauge? I don't want to be there forever pining so probably 29?

how long should i do pct until i start cutting after a cycle? is 1 month to short?

doing 20 weeks of 250mg mo/fr with ai e3d

3 weeks into it now already gained 6kg with minimal bloat

You doin keto because of memeK related issues or just to lose weight?

Taking a few days off memeK before a blood test just to make my health/sleep really shitty before a blood test that will determine whether I can quit this useless HCG crap and get that TRT script I've wasted 2 months of potential gains/crusing to get

for subq injection? 31 is comfy and doesn't take forever to pin. 30 seconds for 1 cc taking it slow

Sup /fraud/.
Got my hands on 3 vials of Test E, 10ml's of 300mg/ml. Planning out my cycle and ordering AI's and PCT today. Got a few questions -
1. I've heard exemetase is best for AI, because it's a suicide AI, so it kills off the estrogen Jew real good. My buddy told me to keep Letrozole on hand as well. Is there a need for both? Money isn't really an issue, I've got thousands saved up and $50 isn't gonna make or break me I just wanna do this cycle as properly as possible. Do I need both?

2. Look at my week 10-14. I have the dose of test with question marks next to it because I don't know if I should be running a 10 week cycle only, a 12 week cycle full blast, or a 10 week cycle with a 2 week taper. Any advice for that?

3. The only PCT drug I can find is Clomephine. Do I need nolvadex too? Or is clomephine enough?

Sorry if any of these questions are dumb; I'm sure they've been asked a billion times before I'm just kind of nervous for this first time and I'm trying to do everything right.

Stats since I know you'll ask: I'd grade my diet at a B- as I eat some junk here and there but a lot of clean protein as well, but as soon as that needle touches my ass cheek for the first time my diet will be impeccable. Training is always good. I've been lifting since I was 14, I'm 21 now, I'm 6'1 around ~195-200 with a slight amount of pudge but not fat by any means. My form on all lifts is good. Bench around 245, dead lift is 365 easily, squat is pretty weak but only because I refuse to use a belt or do anything but ATG so I usually keep it around 275 or less. Let me know what you think thanks

CB tell me I'm gross

Different ESTHERS of test, big difference. The only difference is release time. Its still the same exact hormone.
I guess you are one of those who would only use acetate to cut or to prep.
People are so retarded.

Mirin Nipple gains.

I'm doing keto to cut. I'm not that fat. Like 15%ish?
I would fill all your hcg scripts and just keep them for whenever you want to come off.
Ya subq. 30 seconds for 1ml? Definitely going to get 29g lol.

Chinaman brought me that special insulin today.

Height?

1ml is alot subq

Anyone have any vids of infographics on the first pin? I have my shit all planned out, just wondering how exactly to get 250mg worth of test e into the needle, and if there are any specific techniques I need to follow.

Is it necessary to heat up the oil? i'm not worried about the pain, I have 23gauge needles btw.

Ya I have no idea. Never done anything subq before.
I would definitely heat the oil. Makes everything easier.