I have a first date next week, getting coffee with a grill. Should I get a pump beforehand?
Its been 4 years since I've been on a first date (1.5 year relationship + 2 year fwb) so I need to be reminded on how to stay alpha
I have a first date next week, getting coffee with a grill. Should I get a pump beforehand?
Its been 4 years since I've been on a first date (1.5 year relationship + 2 year fwb) so I need to be reminded on how to stay alpha
>first date
>coffee
Cliche as fuck, never gonna make it
this
i take all my first dates into my browser history
Last time I asked Veeky Forums for advice it worked perfectly so I'll ask you boys again
If a girl says "Thanks friend" in a casual text message is that basically a red light? We went on a date and she seemed pretty into me.
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>first date
>should I get a pump on first?
That's the most bro thing I've heard all week, grats user, you've removed my sides from my body. No more core for me, now my obliques are shredded.
10/10 post
huh
it probably means that she wants you to break into her house and steal her phone
>If a girl says "Thanks friend"
she's as good as dead
*break into her house and murder her family
Fix'd
don't get a pump just dress like a normal guy and be cool jesus christ
Well fuck mate she asked me to the zoo this week, do I just cancel?
That sounds bad
Just stop talking to her or pursuing her, her reaction will let you know.
Hell yeah OP. Enjoy the date, it'll be great.
>zoo
JESUS CHRIST GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
ABORT
>first date
>coffee
This ain't a movie. Want a good first date idea, go get some food from the supermarket and go for a picnic somewhere with little foot traffic and has a nice view. It's cliche but romantic as fuck.
cringe desu
coffee is fine but make sure you dont sit for two fucking hours
wait what why!?
Just wear a nice perfume, it will do 10x the work of being pumped
It works for me. Do you want to be known as the guy who take them for coffee or actually do some exploring.
I find it being less pressure, plus it lasts as long as either of you want it to be. Also judging by her social media she's a "basic bitch" not some hipster girl so I doubt she's expecting some beta John Green crap
Go no contact
But I only look decent in clothes with a pump
>judging by her social media
autism
Fair enough OP. To answer your question, if your big, you're big. A pump won't do heckle of a lot. Wear some nicer clothes and smell good. Keep the attention on her. Ask her question and be genuinely interested.
Do you ever ask a girl if she's into you if she's being ambiguous?
start ignoring her it always works for some reason
Girls who are into you would not be ambiguous.
she will think you a serial killer yo
what the fuck is a first date
its meant to be like clme over and get drunk on a weekend lmao
u arent pushing it hard enough which makes you look like a pussy, that makes you unnatractive
starting off with first txt
lets fuck
second text
i wanna rape you
is fine
>cringe
>posts a pepe
The irony
Literally untrue
...
Get the pump dude. Girls love when a guy is pumped. Also only talk about yourself and your muscles. Girls love that shit bro.