I just lost my sip virginity

I feel amazing. How did you feel after the first sip of life?

It's better with vodka in it

>not sipping the true blue liquid gold

Vegemite is what you cunts call marmite, right?

>this fucking dense
only difference being everything and that marmite tastes like arse and vegemite not

and vegemite is the best thing in the planet m8
vegemite is love
vegemite is life

We're happy little Vegemites...

As bright as bright can be...

We all enjoy our Vegemite...

For breakfast, lunch, and tea...

Our mummies say we're growing stronger...

Every single week...

> that first lick of the day

We all adore our Vegemite...

We all love our Vegemite...

It puts a rose in every cheek!!!

now you kunts know the vegemite song

now remember to slip slop slap this summer kunts its bushfire season remember vegemite makes grouse sunscreen

I have never sipped.

>vegemite shills trying to cash in on the Sips™ phenomenon

Fuck off.

also let us never forget vegemite bikini wrestling

ITT: How to shitpost a thread - Australian style.

I had to write 10 pages for a term paper yesterday night and drank 1l of this energy crap. Without it I would not have been able to, but damn I felt horrible the next day and im a heavy coffee drinker.
Anyone who drinks this because he enjoys it should reevaluate his life.

I take every day 200mg Caffeine and on training days 300mg extra.
How bad is it for my body?

God I hope it replaces the monster shit.

>Sips™ phenomenon
>calling a forced meme phenomenon
>trying this hard
What a lonely life you lead, friend.

Caffeine is a vasoconstricter, so it hampers bloodflow. YOU'LL NEVER GET A PUMP LIKE THAT CMON