Monster n r g

Alright Veeky Forums what type of gains should i see from this in the next 24 hours ?

Makes my beard 25% thicker

100% increase in meme gains

You should get a call in the next 30mins asking you to interview for financial analyst job on wall street. They should fly a jet down asap to bring you to interview. On the jet you will be required to take another sip, and have sex with a 10/10 escort. Upon arriving, you will be given the job and go to a bar to celebrate. At this bar you will meet your future wife and bang her that night.

This was my experience with sips, and a lot of my friends have had the exact same thing happen.

A lot of you pour it on that faggy keyboard.

Has anyone finished a whole can?

they've never been heard from ... not around these parts, anyway

Good fortune will smile upon you

im a redbull guy

please do not talk shit about the corsair k60, while it is a good keyboard, and while I did happen to spill a cranberry sprite on mine that short circuited it, that does not detract from my argument that it is not a faggy keyboard

not with that alernative green beetus it wont

you gonna be swole as fuck boy

I work in IT. Our Department Head buys cases of it from Costco. I have one almost everyday.

>I met the grill of my dreams
>Get engaged, pussy everyday
>I have never been in better shape
>I refell in love with Chicken n Rice
>I got a new doggo
>Got a thick beard
>No longer suicidal
>Can now triforce
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Im 90% certain these are paid posts

>Can now triforce
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100% certain.

Fuck off coca cola corporation shills.
I already drink 2 a day.

Holy fuck I feel bad for you scrubs, it's like you have yet to feel the beautiful loving warmth of the Superior Sip™

It really is the ultimate sip. But so damn hard to find.

No, because it's shit

Got a case with the cyber monday $22 off (free shipping) my dude :^)
My local microcenter doesn't carry zero, only og, cherry, orange, and rootbeer.
I remember back when I was in middlw school you could get this shit at 7-11. Used to mix bawls with pina colada slurpie for the ultimate delicious gamer fuel. Takes me back man :')

wait i thought Veeky Forums hate these energy drinks are they good now???

Nah, just memes. Although I think many are starting to actually fall for the sips meme.

thank you my friend, may you receive gainz

I just sipped an entire 240mL

I can't feel my skin anymore and I'm giggling uncontrollably

Update #1

I WANT TO GET OFF MR SIPS WILD RIDE

Make sure to take 1 sip per lb of lean muscle a day

Monster gains. It's too much

>tfw to intelligent to not sip

if you're the guy who responded to me asking for someone to shop the sip into wojacks hand, thank you you fucking based god

>not sipping the ultimate sip

Oh god

I was questioning my intestinal health after drinking one of those. It makes your body make really weird noises

Spongebob?

Not that guy but the guy that you responded to.

Update #2 Jesus fucking Christ I'm having heart palpitations and cold sweats, not even joking

I WANT OFF

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

Whats that on top of the can?

Heart frequency up a few Hz permanently

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thats like 100mg of caffeine

That was the serving size, never mind.

720mL

3 hours later, feeling hungover
Heart rate at 180bpm