It causes your body to dry out, and then produce more oil than you naturally do. Which forces you to shower more. Trapping you in a cycle of over washing.
It varies somewhat, but you can be clean by bathing as little as twice a week.
1. Replace all your harsh soaps with stuff that's milder and better for your skin. You probably don't want to cowash but at least change to a sulphate-free shampoo. Invest in a good conditioner.
2. When you get out of the shower, apply moisturizer while you skin is still damp (not soaking. Dry yourself a bit.)
3. If you don't use one already, make sure your deodorant contains an antiperspirant. Apply before you go to bed in addition to in the morning (and after you bathe).
4. You will still have to wash your face daily. I recommend washing with just water and applying moisturizer in the morning, and then a mild cleanser and moisturizer before bed.
5. Your skin and hair will have to adjust. Don't jump in the shower as soon as you get greasy. Maybe plan your non-shower days for when you don't have to go out.
Parker Hughes
>going to bed dirty
no thanks
Asher Harris
I shower every day, but i only wash my body once a week, shampoo once a week. You must condition every day, otherwise, you lost
Jason Lewis
>he fell for the high fat may may
Ryder Lee
I shower myself 3 days a week and I wash my hair 2 days a week. Bit longer now cuz too lazy to go to barber even tho girls said its nice.
Many times before uni I go to the gym and I don't shower( when its not summer or some crazy lower heavy day). I don't sweat at all, my gym shorts and t shirt doesn't smell at all.
How is this possible?
On contrary I have a gym mate he sweats like pig( tfw when his sweat drops off my face when he spots me) and he smells like shit after.
Hudson Price
I heard the same thing but for washing haor every day. I only wash my hair in the morning every day because when I wake up, it looks like shit. Why would I avoid keeping something clean and fresh?
Henry Hill
Nice broscience mate
1. Every single soap you can buy has the same base. The only significant difference is the quantity of glycerin (wich does absolutely nothing except giving you a "greasy" feeling).
2. Your skin does not get moist from the outside but from the inside. Just drink water.
3. Literally cancer.
4. Best way to fuck up the skin of your face. If you see any imbalance in your skin just change your diet,.
5. Skin and hair adjust to your diet, not to your cleaning habits.
Adrian Lewis
>work 6 days a week cleaning up in a hotel
Yeah i shower everyday, and use a lot of moisturizer and all, i have no problems, I sometimes wish i had a better job so I wouldn't have to shower so much
Owen Fisher
This has to be a bait.
Enjoy your hormonal disbalance.
Jaxon Scott
The only time you NEED to shower is right after you take a shit, anything else is a waste of water.
Easton Hughes
>falling for the shower meme O how I pity thee
I have a bath every day. >It raises your body temperature while it's cold >Makes you feel relaxed >Can hold your breath under water for lung capacity gains >Relaxes muscles as opposed to standing awkwardly in the shower >Can invite girls to bathe with you and sit in your lap
Why do you hate your body?
Cameron Foster
>blow bubbles for max exhale gains.
Jacob Barnes
DESIGNATED
Jack Barnes
W H O
Colton Baker
>standing awkwardly in the shower You mean "standing normally"?
Brayden Barnes
>work as an engineer >constantly come in contact with dirt, oils, etc.. >implying I'm not going to shower every day
I would fucking loathe being near you, I bet you smell like a rotten carcass
Ethan Sanchez
>Bathing like an ancient god Muh nigguh
Kayden Wilson
I work for a living and don't have the luxury of sitting at home all day so I need to shower daily.
Jeremiah Rivera
Wash hair literally daily, sometimes twice a day due to uncontrollable dandruff that can only be prevented for half a day if you peel it off by scratching your head while washing it with water
I can confirm, my hair produces enough oil per day to deep fry a serving of french fries
Dylan Evans
My hair is oily as fuck due to genetics. I don't shower before bed or throw a towel down on my pillow their is a good chance I'll break out.
Michael Miller
your obviously not pumping hard enough bro
Jackson Edwards
who is this fertility goddess
Isaac Wright
> twice a week. Uh what? fuck that, I gym everyday dude and I would get fired if I showed up to work without showering even for one day.
Jaxon Martinez
>Can invite girls to bathe with you and sit in your lap
Until the bath becomes a jacuzzi, on your lap.
Jackson Flores
I live in a tropical country. 2 showers at least everyday are more than necessary. I would risk 1 shower a day, but it won't be as confortable.
Brandon Lewis
why does my head get so damn itchy after 2 days of no shampoo?
Luis Johnson
you need to condition
Dylan Bell
>living in the tropics and it's summer >user suggests not showing every day
Chase Martinez
Should I be taking more cold showers?
James Hernandez
I grew up with oily as fuck skin. Skipping showers was simply not an option during my teens. Accutane was the miracle that balanced my oil production and got rid of my acne.
Christopher Torres
You ought to still shower off afyer exercise.
You don't need soap everytime, but at least rinse off the sweat.
Isaiah Rodriguez
You seem like the kind of person who won't say "I don't know" when someone asks you something you don't know. You just start answering them and see where it goes.
Josiah Robinson
Fuck off OP and fuck every cunt that thinks they can get away with not showering. Everyone else thinks you're disgusting and can smell you from 20 metres away
Oliver Edwards
i typically shower less in the winter. if i don't sweat or get dirty when it's below freezing, i typically go up to three days without a shower. i still wash my face and brush my teeth, but that's about it.
taking cold showers helps a lot with the issue of dry skin. just thinking about a hot shower makes me skin itch.
Luis Long
Where from anonymous?
Henry Rogers
You must be a manlet
Landon Brooks
>sitting in a pool of your own filth-water
William Martin
>in the morning i awake >i feel my bladder about to break >scratch my balls >rub my eyes >feeling lousy >my girlfriend tells me that it's time to take a bath >i say "no not today it's only tuesday" >you know it doesn't make a difference to me >every day i do the same old thing >so why should i have to be clean? >THOSE DREADED WEDNESDAYS AND SATURDAYS >also know as.. >SHOWER DAYS
i hate them
Wyatt Myers
Fuck you I'm at the gym 5-6 days out of the week I need that shower. I don't shower on days I don't go to the gym though
Eli Russell
Cairns, Australia
Jordan Sanchez
YES.
Gabriel Johnson
animal species? tell me as i am high sir, thank you? tis jolly day!
Ethan Lewis
this is true as animals we were busy surviving and hunting we didn't have the luxury to bathe everyday or had enough water. so this is correct.
Tyler Jones
Higher test than you if he smells and you don't. Don't talk to women with him after working out, they'll be WAY more attracted to him and show you no interest
Nathan Murphy
>tfw 80% of showers are with gf, who scrubs my back, helps me wash my long hair, and then we usually end up fugging before getting out
Shit is pretty cash. I try to shower every day, and wash my hair twice a week. I can't fucking stand being smelly. Other people's BO is gross, I can only assume mine is as well. I've never had anybody hug me and huff my scent when I'm sweaty, but it's happened plenty of times after a shower and a little bit of cologne.
Colton Ward
I literally only shower after going to the gym.
This way I'm forced to go to the gym, every 2-3 days for SS.
Anthony Barnes
>forced to shower twice a day because of all the dirty work I do >weak/dry skin because of it Fuck. I do not know what to do because if I don't shower I'll be a smelly bum.
Juan Cook
I shower every morning and I don't plan on changing that.
Josiah Martin
I wash my hair once a week, sometimes week and a half and it's healthier than ever, it's not oily and doesn't smell. Years ago, I washed my hair every day and it was extremely oily (and not this long), then I switched to every other day and slowly decreased the everyday shampooing. Pic related, sorry about the size (on my phone >_>)
Bentley Peterson
Forgot pic
Luke Ward
Fuck off Rapunzel.
That shits just an accident waiting to happen.
Owen Kelly
Enjoy getting your hair wrapped up in a lathe when you walk within ten feet of one
Lincoln Kelly
Please be in Essex
Ian Wilson
It's times like this that I truly despise click bait like cracked that peddles this bullshit.
Landon Morris
QT
Jose Baker
question: what do you do for a living?
Xavier Price
You really think random bitches on Veeky Forums are going to be anywhere near a lathe during their day to day lives? >be femanon >walking down sidewalk >spot machinist carrying drill-press approaching me from opposite direction >nervously decide to go to the other side of street to avoid having to pass him >as I move to cross street, brake press screeches in from nowhere and cuts me off. >let out shriek and run to hide in a back alley. >get cornered by the big Haas lathe >grabbed by hair and brutally raped.
Matthew Ward
WHOM is this semen demon?
Christian Thomas
I just said it because I hate having to use the lathe at work. I usually let my machinist take care of that stuff.
Also, loving every laugh with your response
Jack Ward
Whoops this is for (You)
Julian Ward
>caring about types of shampoo >buying moisturizer Sorry, I have a penis. I hope OP doesn't.
Kayden Parker
>white people don't shower daily
you learn something new everyday
Elijah Lewis
>he hates having to use the lathe I used to feel the same because whenever I had to do lathe work it was on some poorly maintained heavy duty POS. Started working somewhere that had a small-scale hardinge manual lathe. Fancy Swiss-made quick swap tool holder + collet system that could replace standard chucks that made everything way less labour intensive. >tfw going on autistic rant about machineshop on Veeky Forums
Jason Reyes
I bet you never clean/change your bed sheets either
Jason Roberts
I'm an electromechanical assembler and we get our parts from outside companies. We have a machinist that modifies some parts that are made wrong or if we need something fabbed up quick. So we only have a couple Bridgeports and an old lathe which is only protection is a drop down guard over the chuck. I hate using it but I'll use it if only absolutely necessary
Josiah Morgan
>Bridgeports Gross. No wonder you hate it.
Carter James
I've got no problem with the end mill, I actually really enjoy it. I think it's awesome that I can shape metal and make surfaces shiny. Saying that sounds legitimately autist
Joseph Jenkins
Nice!! My gf will thank me for this once she goes down on me and has to deal with the 5 layers of smegma built up in my foreskin and balls
Anthony Edwards
TURN THE FUCK AROUND
Ryan Foster
Fuck off pajeet. You smell like shit.
Kayden Richardson
yuck
Alexander Lee
Yeah you retard mate. That maybe works for some faggy office workers but I get exposed to dust and other shit daily and my hair feels crisp as fuck sometimes because of all the dust. This is why I need to shower my shit daily, otherwise my skin dries the fuck out.
Jason Reyes
K
Cameron Miller
How do I break this high test curse breh? I want nothing more than to make a thicc girl moan out for me and call me daddy. I know they'll eventually grow complacent and go from thicc to morbidly obese.
Sebastian Sanchez
>3. If you don't use one already, make sure your deodorant contains an antiperspirant. Apply before you go to bed in addition to in the morning
Your anti shower but more deodorant for no reason? Why are you sweating like a maniac while sweating? Why again in the morning?
I think you should at least advocate cold showers instead of just shower less as cold showers are proven to help boost immune system.
I def think more people should use natural stuff (which is hwy i dont get deodorant so much when not around other people)
Dylan Diaz
Please be londan
Xavier Fisher
Asian?
Mason Sanchez
alright now lose the shirt you now how it is round these parts
Andrew Lopez
I'd bet money she is
Nicholas Scott
how bout i fitness dick in your mouth
Brandon Gomez
>that hair
Fuck off bitch.
I'm not beta and pathetic enough to >LONDON LONDON LONDON in these threads but It's been years since I saw hair like that
t. hair fetish fag
I WANT TO BRUSH THE FUCK OUT OF THAT HAIR. ALL FUKING NIGHT
Arh fuck you for making me write this post
HAIR A I R
Matthew Morales
Good to know Veeky Forums is still autistic
Thomas Evans
I JUST WANT TO BRUSH
HER
HAIR.
WHATS SO AUSITIC ABOUT THAT user?
Ethan Anderson
post ass pls
Carson Miller
The angst
Saying you're not beta and pathetic enough to imply you wanna fuck, you just wanna brush her hair
The hair fetish
Liam Murphy
Nope, not asian This is weirdly cute
Samuel Parker
If you take a shower every time you take a shit, you either don't shit enough or you shower too often
Nolan Evans
Hair fucking triggered me HARD.
>imply you wanna fuck
It's EASY to get laid user. Download this magic app called tinder, take off your shirt, dim the lights. Take a photo of yourself.
Meet up with stupid sloots.
This isn't rocket science.
Finding hair like that is IMPOSSIBLE.
I broke up with my ex a whole back and ITS SUFFERING NO ONE HAS HAIR LONG ENOUGH TO FULFILL MY DESIRES REEE
THINK WHEN was the last time you saw hair that long?
WELCOME TO MY WORLD user
Grayson Stewart
Oh my god what I would do to have a brown gf.....HNNNNNG
William Clark
HOLY SHIT TAKE OFF UR CLOTHES PLS I BEG U
Christian Jackson
Don't encourage him Becky
Bentley Powell
Are you one of those female autisms I hear about on the chans?
Mason Brown
Fuck off jew
William Baker
>I will never give you brushy brush while we watch chinese cartoons
Parker Campbell
I don't trust you to not have a penis. But still how much fun do you get out of watching anons lose their shit like this?
Juan Bailey
Poor user. Pic before bed just for you. Good luck finding your rapunzel
Ethan Gutierrez
NAME
Landon Johnson
>those hands How do I say this...I have a boner...
Evan Thompson
Hands?
Cooper Anderson
>the hands got you hard
Who's weirder you are me?
Appreciate. Going to dream about those long locks.
I know you crave the attention and will wake up and read this in the morning so sweet dreams :)