Tfw 26 and still fapping 6-8 times a day

I'm pretty much spent if I do 5 times in a week. I can't even empathize. How the fuck is it possible to do this even?

Brah ur not high test, u have an addiction lol

High testosterone

>I work at a hospital
>Long shifts and female co workers would sometimes get me horny
>Decide to fap for once in the hospital
>Put on some porn and get in the mood.
>Halfway through I realize what I'm doing, I mean as soon as I walk through the bathroom door there are patients agonizing or holding on to their lives.
>Felt like a monster
>Stopped fapping, took a piss and washed my hands.
>Went back to the ER.
>Get home after a 35 hours shift.
>Fap furiously and fall asleep
I'm never trying that ever again.

>Fapping at work
>Too Beta for GF
>Bragging

hey at least you realized and stopped could be worst i guess

well it's not very common to see some natty ronnie coleman looking guy jacking off all the time. can you post a pic of you while not masturbating or something?

ur wrong. testosterone makes masculine faces

Who would want a gf? All they do is cost you money and bitch about every little thing

How much money do you make from working 35 hour shift mane? God damn. How you do 35 hours anyway?

He's too swole to post a picture

Coffee and will power is what gets me through those shifts.
In dollars about 1,200 monthly.

Lol what, in what country are you working 35 hour shifts for that shit money a month?

Yeah better lock yourself and masturbate to women on a screen.
>hurr high test alpha

You have an addiction, as user already pointed out

Mb in his country its enough money

I'll take things that never happened for 400.

ACGME doesn't allow shifts that long. Nobody deserves to be treated by a surgeon or even a nurse on hour 34.5 straight.

Unless you're like, in Aleppo or something.

If you didn't fuck her you're an idiot.

>i'monlypretendingtoberetarded.jpg

That's an addiction, not a high testosterone level. Ever heard the phrase "chronic masturbation"? That's what you have.

I have 10 times the natural test limit and I fap every other day.

You're just a fiend.

How do you measure your testosterone? Do you just call up a doctor and ask them to test you?

>Want to fap
>find a good looking korean comic to fap too
>The story actually so interesting I forego fapping and just read it
>nofap achieved
>mfw
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huh?

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>doobly doo
The what now?

Fapping a lot isn't an indicator of high test. I have pretty low test (checked twice, 471 and 451 ng/dL) and I fap on average 2-3 a day

>Find porn so good you want to last till the end
>Edge it the entire way through
>Finish without cumming
>Dick and balls hurt from edging that you don't want to fap anymore

Post body or stay delusional.

When I was a teenager I fapped 2-3 times a day for like, 5 years.

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Yes. I'm 28 and I beat off constantly. Just noticed the outline of my Adonis belt coming in today too.

Somewhat related my gf was telling me that according to her friends in relationships we have sex 3-4 times more than they do.

do you really have lower test at 26? i thought that was still young. that means i only have a few more years of youth left. im scared Veeky Forums

i take 3 washroom breaks, because I have to shit. Other than that, I'm horny as fuck and jerk off 4 times a day minimum, more if I have the time.

I'm 25

Yeah Im 26 and ive noticed major differences than when I was 24

>don't heal quickly when injured
>no interest in sex
>tired most of the time
>hangovers are worse
>little things send you into a rage
>broke all the time

After 25 it's a pretty miserable existence in my opinion, I moved out when I was 25 and its been all downhill since

>i take 3 washroom breaks, because I have to shit
Dude eat some fiber.

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Who shits 3 times a day. That's fucked

I eat lots of fiber, thats why I shit so much.

looking more masculine makes you look older, when i was 16 and didnt have ID i used to say i was 27 and get away with it

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People thought I was 25 when I was 16 years old, felt good because everyone else my age looked like kids

>everyone else my age looked like kids
iktf

Ok, so eat less. You're supposed to shit once a day.

I'm a medical resident in a third world country. I know it's not much but it gets me through the month.

38 and fapping like im 16, 2-3 a day, im about to start #3 right now and its just 4pm
today might be a 4-5 day
>hight test homo

Lol don't feel bad about fapping in a hospital. I used to eat lunch while watching cadaver dissection videos. Life goes on as normal around your work.

38 year olds don't get horny

youre 26 and still here? lmaoing at your life

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>No homo