I swear to god fit if u mess this one up

I swear to god fit if u mess this one up.
She is the one on top.

Also, tinder general

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>Sorrry, im not interessted in jews

>She is the one on top.
Are you retarded?
Then its easy, you just say:
>Hey, from your pic i can see youre a girl who likes to be on top

Getting a match on tinder means fuck all. Just divorce your emotion from this because there is probably a 5% chance you'll actually hook up with any particular match you make. It's a numbers game so treat it as such.

>british 'women'

Rough sex and pizza?

So you like to be on top eh?

Stay away from my uni you fucking autist the dumb sports science grills are mine. Reeee

tell her you are into men and that she needs to help you score some young boy ass.

Actually I took another look at her face and you can have her. Jesus she is a 5 at best

Best strategy

Is the joke that you're both not allowed on such an app?

Also more profile deets

hey thats my line

more

kek
but your german is ass

das ist alles leute, I unmatched after that. Im talking to 6'0" amazon honey rn but well see how that goes

srs? I didnt see that much room for error, are the conjugations fucked?

I am 99% certain that your German is grammatically incorrect and about 51% sure it should finish "ich keine Zeit fur deinem Scheisse (double s = That B thing) gehabt."

lmao.

"Gute Nacht Jude, ich hab keine Zeit für dein Scheiß"

"Gute Nacht Jude, ich hab keine Zeit für deinen Scheiß"

thanks m80, one day ill be fluent and then we'll touch weiners

>"Gute Nacht Jude, ich hab keine Zeit für dein Scheiß"

*deinen

Isn't "deinen" only for direct objects? The direct object in that sentence is "Zeit," right? That is what the speaker doesn't have. Sheisse is the indirect object, right?

>Guten Nacht Jude ich hat Zeit fur du sheiße
>Gute Nacht, Jude, ich habe keine Zeit für deine Scheiße.
Fixed.

dein Scheiß
deinen Scheiß
deine Scheiße
is all correct

>der Scheiß = deinen Scheiß
>die Zeit = deine Zeit
>das Auto = dein Auto

She is cute. Get in there bro

>starts as generic tinder thread #948
>turns into a discussion about proper german grammer
Best thread of the day so far

I cant imagine a situation where it is called "Das Scheiß" so it cant be "dein Scheiß" it have to be "deinen Scheiß", am i wrong?

Is this a tinder thread or a German class fuck

"deinen Scheiß" would be correct, but no one talks like that
so "dein Scheiß" is ok too, trust me, i am hans

Kekd

no bro, she is the bottom right.

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/für

für always takes the accusative case.

Veeky Forums

How do I ask a girl for a pic to make sure she's not a bot or something, without sounding creepy?

AYY BBY YOU GOT A HEART IN THAT CHEST OR JUST A COLD MICROCHIP?

It'll get you the answer plus it makes you sound poetic.

You dont ask for anything, just facetime her

Be alpha

yes you are, has no idea what hes talking about

Why aren't tinder threads deleted by mods?

srs

not health, not fitness.