Post ideal female body, personality too

gl finding a girl like pic related that has those personality attributes

>Those disgusting, fake, solid looking titties
>Ideal

'no'

pic related or very feminin petite girl with perky tits
>shy
>introverted
>into nerdy stuff
>into powerlifting
>funny
>calling me daddy in bed

we can all wish brahs, we can all wish.

So what choice do I have then?
Make as many compromises so that when I can stand the presence of a certain girl this is good enough for gfing her?

Wtf
Men like being called daddy?

I'm not a guy, a girl wondering what to be cause no personality

>bubbly
>childish
>dominant

some do

lmao from the thumbnail i thought she was pregnant

Not trying to sound edgy or elitist, but I don't think that for me there is no ideal body. A girl could look gorgeous, but if I don't like her I immediately loose interest. As long as she is not obese or rail thin I don't really care about looks. Unfortunately I don't get along with people very well so finding a girl with whom I can connect is hard.

lol, yeah kinda looks like it

Would be a 10/10 jungle slut if it wasn't for that fucking hair.

I forgot:
>stable job

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Dat ass

Some call it fat
I call it T H I C C
Seriously, if you aren't gay or autist, you know that perfect female body is pic related

mods??

Trips of truth

this is pretty good, if you have no standards

Why have standards when you have nothing to offer.

Ideal personality:
>Strong and independant, yet knows that she is subordinated to the man (me) in the relationship

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>nosering
fucking ruined

*if you have superior standards

>Female

W H O
H
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Can girls get in on this too?

>tall because I'm super short
>muscular and broad
>big arms (wew lads)
>long hair
>alpha... beta numales btfo
>very strong physically
>ideally a manual labour job so I can take care of him after a long day
>dominant personality to put me in my place when I get out of line
>manly interests like hunting, DIY, guns, cars etc
>treats me like a princess and treats me like a slut in bed
Where are you husbando? ;__;

>girl complaining about not finding the right man
what has this world become?
dont complain when youre playing on easy mode

I'm a girl, it's what we do
I didn't make the rules

i guess so, should probably just forget about girls and search for my very own husbando instead

>tall because I'm super short

hmu if you like ugly jews and college-girl doesn't work out

Sounds great. If you find you husbando I will steal him from you.

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I just want a muscular bf with long hair and nice armpits I can lick

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10/10

fuaaark in want to slither my ponas into her

How ugly are we talking?

would draw on RMS titanic

Long hair is such a pain to maintain and it gets in the way of everything. Why do you like it?

Traditional alpha manly man

Long hair

Only way you're getting both is to start romancing Sikhs

Source?

t.sikh

Bump

Tell me how to become the perfect girl/girl friend, what's the girl friend of your dreams Veeky Forums?

He's out there somewhere. He just has to be ;_;

Problem?
Maybe I want to be picked up and thrown around a little like the petite qt I am

>tall because of I'm super short

:V

Just be loyal. Dont ever give a man a reason to doubt you and you'll be fine for the most part. At least thats the case with me.

ok, this is hot and google fails me.

we need a source.

g.e-hentai.org/g/967766/852a9c1d56/

She's a cosplayer named Nonsummerjack (because Japan).

And here's a bunch of her other galleries.

g.e-hentai.org/?f_doujinshi=0&f_manga=0&f_artistcg=0&f_gamecg=0&f_western=0&f_non-h=0&f_imageset=0&f_cosplay=0&f_asianporn=0&f_misc=0&f_search=Nonsummerjack&f_apply=Apply Filter

She honestly has kind of a goofy face... But I kind of love her goofy face.

>be sweet
>be girly while not overly girly
>make him feel like a man
>be kind and not needy, this goes both ways
>be interested in his hobbies, or at LEAST pretend
>dont get all grumpy and childish when you are argueing
that is the fucking worst, sometimes u lose an argument and sometimes u win, it doesnt really matter, just DONT dwell on it, this one is so fucking important

T H I C C E R

Im loyal
Just to point that looks aren't my problem I'm a very pretty girl (everyone irl says this since ever) and I'm not fat, actually fit but the thing is I have no personality, I am beta and weak, stupid, very insecure, shy, no interests, clingy, shy and autistic with superiority issues

Boys are always very impressed by my looks but when they get to know me...

How do i fix this?

u sound like the perfect girl tbqh famalama.
if you are in fact a girl.
u will find a cool dude, dont worry

Yes

As you have realized, it doesn't matter how hot you are if you lack a personality. So start developing one! Try different stuff and expose yourself to new people, then you'll slowly find out what you like.

Trust me, it's not
I've had boys fall for (looks) and I'd just break them and make them miserable with my controlling jealous and attention needing personality, till they get tired and leave

I want to be like the girls men look forward to talking to because she makes him happy, because she makes him better but I really don't know how

Please help

i don't mind the goofiness at all

let go a bit, give him space.
i dunno why he wouldnt want someone to care about him.
honestly, i think you could fix it pretty easily. trust him, give him space, let him know that you care about him but also that he can do what he likes.

get outside of your comfort zone and try new things. Lose the sense of superiority you have because lets face it, if you are average or above average in the looks department you (and all other girls like you) have been showered with the same praise - so it cancels out. Oh and hurry because your looks wont last :)

Meditation helped me control impulse actions and feelings, might help you so when that moment happens and you feel jealous, instead of ripping out that other bitches weave (or pulling his arm or however you act) you can step back and ask yourself, "why do I feel this way? How would the gf I want to be handle this"

I wouldn't mind having a slightly immature and irresponsible GF so I could enact my Alpha Male urges by setting her straight.

What the fuck do you cunts mean when you say 'bubbly'?

>no interests
here is your problem
just lurk Veeky Forums and read greentext from feels threads about needy faggots who want to get laid so badly that it prevents them from getting laid
its the same way for you, but you crave attention
when you fill your life with other stuff, like literally fill up to the point when you have to plan stuff days ahead, you will loose the clingyness and actually will have something to talk about

Maybe this will help. Choose what resonates best with you.
>Tips fedora

also, post tits pls

This. Either Olympian or THICC.

im offended this chart doesnt even talk about soren kierkegaard

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Please be in Tallinn.

Like what? I just want to be in bed all day while lurking fit

what if all you have planned is lifting weights?

Re adjust and widen your goals based off your interests and make the realistic and ideal meet

perfection

>Post ideal female body, personality too
There are no such things.
There is what the MAJORITY of men like, but there is no IDEAL of these things.
Everyone likes something different, even if there are common elements.

If you want to be "interesting" just talk about your life, your thoughts, standpoints and shit like that. Past experiences, fears, desires, dreams and shit. There's always shit to talk about. I doubt your that hollow and empty that you have none of those.
Ofcourse dont reveal things most people will consider degenerate or weird, but some normal everyday stuff will keep a conversation going.
What do you usually talk about with guys and people in general?
And how would you honestly rate your looks from 1-10?

>There is what the MAJORITY of men like, but there is no IDEAL of these things.
>Everyone likes something different, even if there are common elements.
That's the point of the thread ya dunce. Everyone posts what they think their ideal female body/personality is and we compare and discuss our subjective opinions.

If you want a traditional male go for a traditional hair cut, there's a reason god says not to hgave long hair as a guy and its cos it's often faggy.

>there's a reason god says not to have long hair as a guy and its cos it's often faggy
U wot m8?

>tfw god doesn't real

Shh I'm trying to purge femanons of their desires for numales.

Smart, funny, emphatic
Into, metal, fantasy, anal and cumming in mouth

I'm married though, so I got some of those things

/thread

Did you read my post at all user?
Can't abide beta numales

>dominant personality to put me in my place when I get out of line
Why do women do this shit? I just want blowjobs and cuddles, not be your fucking boss. Straighten your shit out and stop being psycho