Is fat/looks fat

literal bearmode

>>is fat/looks fat
If you sealed yourself in a cave and literally hibernated for months at a time, you'd need bodyfat too.
>>doesn't lift
Doesn't need to
>>only eats fish and berries
They eat more than that but whatever
>>still faster and stronger than 100% of Veeky Forums
>What is his secret?
IT'S A GODDAMNED BEAR YOU MORON!

>IT'S A GODDAMNED BEAR YOU MORON!

YOU DON'T SAY?

>looks fat
it is fat you retard, look how sucked up bears look after the winter.

its like you idiots never read a book in your lives jesus christ

>its like you idiots never read a book in your lives jesus christ

books r 4 fags

That scrawny faggit can be on a few months cut and still rekt you

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come at me faggot

Gets lots of sleep

During hibernation, bear metabolism turns into what is kind of like taking a controlled DNP cycle, in order to produce heat.
They're probably shredded as fuck under all that fur

He has big ass claws and teeth.

I'm a fucking hairless ape with skin as thin as paper.

Not a fair fight.

Bears are so shredded without fur

>bear metabolism turns into what is kind of like taking a controlled DNP cycle

don't have children

Are you gonna complain about what's not fair when ur on da streetz?

fpbp

biology-forums.com/index.php?topic=10674.0
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermogenin
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncoupling_protein

I'm not wrong

Fight me bish

imo bears are those most frightening animals alive

would not want to fuck with a bear

Fuck, I would

What is wrong with his feets?

Okay

youtube.com/watch?v=0SqLuBxI4IQ

they can outrun you too. better, faster, stronger

express.co.uk/news/nature/720413/bald-bears-extinction-wildlife-sanctuary

I feel so bad

Delete this

You forgot
>always gets the girl

Fucking slut.

It looks so goofy damn it

If I had to cross paths a bear or a moose, I would choose bear.

Bear Chad
Bear Stacy

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How alpha do I need to be to fuck a bear?

F - U - R - R - Y!

The average bear has a penis of between 7-9'' flaccid and has a bone (bacula) in it.

>can't win the superb owl
shit animal

Go find out, make sure to film it.

Rich Piana in 40 years time

Salmon. It must be the salmon.

"Taking things too seriously"
A short story by user

That kangaroo did not fucking want it

myspeedissuperior.jpg

'STRALIA

Also requesting a .gif version for future funposting.

DELET

You mean that, but ex-fatties have god-tier legs without much effort because of years of carrying extra weight.

[spoiler]I envy their calves[/spoiler]

Bear molecules are bigger, so he's less fragile.

They cant outrun a bullet tho

Hi Blahino. Please don't eradicate the worlds bear population on a whim, they're bros and their bitches are fine.

Face Rips x F

He's so cute

story?

youtube.com/watch?v=_oTXNMYPGOg&feature=youtu.be

From what I recall some guys were out hunting and a bear got em, the guy survived but the bear got shot

Why are white people so fucking crazy

Bear-tech

Do you seriously think someone is stupid enough to not immediately realize that's a shot from some movie?

give me a knife and I'd wreck that fucker anytime of day, it's only fair since he has 5 of them per claw.

genetics

Why the fuck do bears need to hibernate anyway?

How the fuck are they not warm from all that god damn fur.

They're lazy cunts.

Thanks for ruining my no-fap december, this is a blue board ffs.

>you'll never be a bear
>you'll never get this strong, just on a diet of fish, berries and ants

why live ?

What movie then?

You do realise things happen in real life?

That must've been a living nightmare lost his eye sight obviously. Blind not being able to scream or shout

>he has 5 of them per claw.
>mfw bears have 120claw

YOU FUCKING REMOVE THIS POST RIGHT NOW

>he has 5 of them per claw.
>mfw bears have 120claw
nope, if he has 10 claws and 5 claws per each that makes 50 new claws, which in turn have 225 etc.
>mfw a bear has (10^5)^5^5...infinity claws

your post reminds me of this image which triggered me more than it should

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Wait till the suckers evolve to have mortgages, 9-5s, status symbols and reality tv. Fucking furry hippies, literally shitting in the woods and shit.

99%, buddy

No, he's not. Fuck you.

I don't get why this has so many (you)s. Is Veeky Forums jealous of bears?

Don't worry, it was a trained gril

that's an adolescent, it hasn't grown into its feet yet.

>When a roo walks in and slaps your dog's ass.

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underrated

Brah...

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senpai

>I hurt myself today