DAY 4 OF NOFAP DECEMBER

guys since i started nofap december ive had 2 wet dreams. Im 24, and havnt had a wet dream since i was about 14. The first one was normal. The second one, two days later, involved me fucking a dead animal in asia with saran wrap around my cock as a little asian girl laughed at me through a little window. Wtf is happening 2 me?

what's the point of this shit lads

i had sex 6 times last night

implying i'm sapped of energy
implying i'd have more energy than now if i didn't ejaculate

please explain why you think this shit is a good idea

Have you never gone 4 days without fapping before?

Anyway, my prescription is to not eat fatty foods before bed, stay the fuck off /b/ and the edgier boards, and fill your head with normalfag shit. Unless you actually liked that dream then just keep doing what you're doing.

why fucking WASTE ur hormones on JERKING OFF?!

>fatty foods before bed
???
and yeah i rarely abstain from porn and stuff so.
/b/ has caused many relapses

what hormones do you think you're actually ''wasting'' and do you have ANYTHING to back it up?

Squirting your gains into a tissue and throwing them away is a pretty faggot thing to do.

Also enjoy your mineral deficiency.

1/10

>Squirting your gains into a tissue and throwing them away is a pretty faggot thing to do.
>Squirting your gains into a tissue

please explain what you actually mean by this

inshallah habibitee

inshallah...

Kepp it going, lads!!!!

lol dude I've fapped like 4 times today, it was fucking great and I'm still gonna ask bitches out if I see them tomorrow

HNNNNNGGGGGG HHHHHHH

Imagine yourself behind her, penetrating her, cumming in her!!!!!

best type of girl right there

I doubt it.

>projecting

Ohhh yeah! No fap december going well!!!

>squirting your gains!

>hour 94 of nofap
>go for walk around apartment complex looking for women
>see qt walking her dog
>say hi
>she says to pet her dog
>think about porn when petting dog
>get boner in front of qt
>"s-sorry"
>run back home
>fap
Lads I don't think nofap is good for a guy like me.

Give us a play-by-play on that sex marathon, friendo.

That's a juicy ass!!!

You realize you can never leave your apartment again.

see pic

this

I haven't fapped in months, i'm doing awesome
I have a regular fuckbud though and I cum 3-4 times when I see them so
making great gains tho

>I cum 3-4 times when I see them
>when I see them
>them
How suspiciously gender neutral. Don't worry, this is fit. We know ALL ABOUT what you're talking about.

Yup. She has probably told every single one of her friends about it. When I was getting my mail today a chadly stranger started laughing as he walked by me. How do I fix this?

Burn down the whole complex. It's the only way.

THIS IS ETHAN

well obviously I'm a faggot and im fucking another dude
I didn't see how the gender of the person was relevant to the number of times i'm cumming
if it was relevant i would have said my gay male lover who slams his dick into my prostate so hard it makes me leak precum like a faucet

Dubs

Dubs

Dubs go

Dub

>tfw on day 156
feelsgoodfam

assuming this isnt bait. how does it feel?

it isn't. I still get the urge to look at porn but the thought of fapping disgusts me. also social life has improved and much less autistic.

The relevance is that people want to hear about your sweaty gay liaisons. Don't hide that shit, share the deets.

How are your erections? Have you noticed an increased strength or frequency? I think I burned myself out on porn and masturbation so I'm wondering if this will help me once again get it up when it's supposed to be up.

hes a 6'1 bearmode italian-syrian mix with a goldilocks dick
I'm a 5'7 muscle pup
we literally fuck for hours, flip fucking multiple times
because I take my zinc, and magnesium, and b vitamins, I cum buckets and since leg day is my favorite day, my pelvic floor is crazy strong and milks my prostate like there's no tomorrow
I sound like i'm in pure agony when i cum, he fucking loves it

I haven't started stopping, but I'm thinking about it. Is this bullshit or nah? Can I still fuck my girlfriend?

Is there a point to doing no fap if you're married and have sex roughly once a week but jerk it 3 times a week? Will my no fap be ruined with having sex?

No, you can't fuck your girlfriend. In fact, you have to send her away, but in return you get semen related superpowers.

If there was any credence to the nofap myth, even a single drop, this would have been promoted by college/minor/pro-sport teams in America. We have billions of dollars going into the training and improvement of athletes, they fucking breathe in pure oxygen and wear cooling vests just to see if it improves performance by a fraction. If there was any measurable effect on your gains you bet your ass it would be promoted by every coach.

>implying

It isn't spoken, it's known. Every fucking fighter and sportmen on the planet knows not to jack off before the big game

>fucked a thicc latina 2 weeks ago
>have fapped to the memory of it every day since
feels bad, I want more..

theyre the same.

>Day 7 Nofap
>Losing my mind
>Enhanced senses and focus but everything on my mind is pussy
>Must survive until Day 11 when I'll hit the bars and pick up some ladies

>"thicc"

You sure you're not projecting user. It's okay if she was fat I lose my virgin status to a chubby latina

Not at all, thin waste, big hips, shapely ass, big tits, it was perfect and now im addicted.

Fuck her once a week. Sex will be much better as well because your hormones will be driving you crazy for pussy. She'll like it even if she says shes pissed you only want it once a week. Trust me bro

>gf broke up with my a week ago
>doing nofap december

one of these tinder hoes needs to come through, I've been edging all day and I need to nut

*bends over*

fuck I really messed up my mind, I had a cheeky fap on the 1st and I haven't got a boner since, before that I was wanking at least twice a day, usually the skin of my dick would start to bleed and I would stop for a while but since the skin got tougher I've been going non-stop and havn't been able to get it up

Day 80 nofap, day 35 noporn here.

It's sort of nice to have escaped the increasingly-fucked-up-porn -> shame -> facing-my-own-complete-lack-of-self-control loop

Uhh, fap. FAP. fap. FAAAAPPPP

>nofap
>edging

Gonna get blue balls faggot!

>cum on user.
>Jerk off too me

>fap to someone with a cattle piercing

no thanks

you gonna get banned fgt

>hairy arms

WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT LADS
M A K E I T

What? Why would I stop watching porn forever?

It's just not worth it man. Detrimental to your mental state. Just imagine a scenario and blow your load.

who is this?

...

Two months in, feeling good desu. Not so much social autismo, can talk n flirt with girls, lifting is great and i'm always motivated to do shit, also I'm 1000x more social.

Tips for the anons recovering: It's not weird if you dont make it weird + Don't give a fuck, do not overthink.

Thanks for reading my blog

I lost at day 1 :))

just give up porn

Godammit I had a streak from Nov 23 but I relapsed last night. Don't look at pron just because you want the feeling of a hard dikk boys.

Never really believed this, but I started doing it like a week ago, on a whim.
I used to fap at least once a day, so it's kind of weird, but I feel hornier than before. Having more erotic dreams (not wet tho) than before too. Guess I'll stick around now, and see how it goes.

Yeah man that's how it starts good shit

OP here, checking in the morning after I posted this thread. I fuckin failed.

Morning wood is killer.

Today you failed. Each day without, however is a victory. The time you spent abstaining was not wasted.

I'm about to fail bros convince me to keep going

Just fap without porn.
This no fap shit is meme tier and usually ends up killing your sex drive unless you actually have sex.

Fap 2-3 times a week at most.

I do have sex just not regularly..im fucking married lol...kek...fml

we all gonna make it, bro

>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html

WHO IS SHE user PLS

Then why bother with no fap. You have literally no reason to when you're in the marriage trap already.

She looks eerily similar to my classmate. Fuck I need to endure.

Test boost?

Test boost is minimal and peaks at 7 days. There isn't even that much research behind it.
Just take a zinc suppy and don't fap every fucking day.

There is no test boost
>and don't fap every fucking day.
Do this if you want low test

It's not No Jizz December, it's No Fap December.

Fapping excessively (which let's be honest most people on Veeky Forums are doing) isn't good for you. It's not gonna kill you, but fapping too much makes it more difficult for some men to cum at all during sex or even stay erect.

Resisting fapping is like resisting whatever cheat meal tempts you. It's willpower and endurance. But sex is different because unless you are Chad of Chads, it's not as on-demand as fapping.

GUYS I THINK GOD WANTS ME TO STOP JERKING OFF. I THINK I'M GOING TO JOIN YOU.

I WILL REPORT BACK IN 20 MINUTES IF I MAKE IT THAT LONG.

>obviously fat
>nose ring of the worst variety

I mean I definitely would, but c'mon user. Try harder.