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I know most of you guys don't even check the rest of the board, but check my shit.

10/10 recommend. I actually have a jaw now. In not even two months. OF CUTTING.

I GUARANTEE RESULTS!

Anyways, previously on Fraud: We pro bodybuilder now edition:

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in for getting back on the gainz train

Repostan

My question is simple but retarded:

If i am natty now and followed stronglifts up to 1/2/3/4 and am ready to do 14 weeks test e + dbol on weeks 1 to 6, is there a cookie cutter routine I can jump on to maximize my aesthics?

In for hot steron qts

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Fuckin hormones man.

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wat

god id fuck ths shit out of that thing

is this trample chan

can someone post pics of the dyel masT please

It's masT's brother dumbass

You'd think 'DYEL ME' filename would be a tip off but no

Or maybe where he writes 'THIS IS MY BROTHER!'

just post pics of the delusional manlet

masT pls go

hes actually over 6 feet tall

see

well post pics i wanna see his shit genetics

Any of you degenerate nerds have some dnp tips?

dont cook yourself to death

dont go above 500mg daily

dont mix with t3 and clen or suanas

dont mix with diet pills and dont low carb diet with it.

thats basicly what i hear being reposted on here since forever.

but if you want extreme adivce id ask cat piss and swollen

put 1-2 towels underneath your bedsheets to protect your mattress, unless its already the color of cirrhotic piss

dont wear anything warm to bed, dont eat carbs before bed

>hurr everyone that likes masT is masT

SICK OF THIS MEME

SHIT GENETICS YET HE WAS BIGGER NATTY THAN 99% OF PEOPLE ON GEAR

LOL
O
L

Who's delusional? The people that try to attack the BIGGEST bodybuilder on a BODYBUILDER FORUM out of JEALOUSY or MasT?

It's like you walked into venture capital firm with 3 nickels and started talking shit.

THATS YOU RIGHT NOW

it's not nearly as bad as people make it out to be

for me the worst part was being at work, I had no control over the temperature so I'd sweat and be gross all day. otherwise it was pretty much a cakewalk

use your benadryl from day 1, don't wait for rashes to appear. don't get scared if they do, just increase the benadryl and it'll go away as quick as they appeared

sleeping gets you REALLY sweaty for some reason. I took a nap during lunch at work and it was the worst mistake of my cycle... I though the night sweats were just from being hot in my bed, nope, turns out sleeping does the trick

calm down just post pictures of his shit genetics so I can laugh about it with my friends

>dont cook yourself to death
I bet I would be fucking delicious though...
>dont mix with t3 and clen or suanas
>dont mix with diet pills and dont low carb diet with it.
I've heard t3 is no problem as is clen or any other diet stuff such as yohimbine or ephedrine. I have taken the last 3ish weeks off ephedrine so it will be nice to get back on with the dnp.
>unless its already the color of cirrhotic piss
There might be some stains... lmao
>dont eat carbs before bed
Already in keto. Plan is 30ish carbs pre workout and that's all the carbs for the day. May bump that up as I can and have gone up to 75-100g carbs a day and stayed in ketosis once I am fully adapted.
>hurr everyone that likes masT is masT
>SICK OF THIS MEME
Is memek747 a meme?
>for me the worst part was being at work
Ya that's what I'm mostly worried about. I don't mind being a sweaty smelly mess at home but I work in an office sooo
>use your benadryl from day 1
I actually thought about doing this but benadryl makes me soooo tired and I would be tired from the dnp too? Sounds like bad times.
>sleeping gets you REALLY sweaty for some reason
Ya I've heard and I HATE sweating when I sleep =(

>that guy who believes masT's natty pic is actually him natty
wew

Laugh with your DYEL friends about THIS.

REMINDER that the laugh is COPE for the jealousy and seething anger

ONE DAY I WILL BE SO GARGANTUAN THAT PEOPLE WILL LOOK AT PHOTOS OF MY PHYSIQUE AND FEEL INFERIOR LIKE YOU DO AND FORCED TO TRY AND MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER

ONE DAY

post more so we can laugh at more bad genetics pls thank u

alex stfu, youre dyel and ugly and your jaw still doesnt exist no matter how much you'd like to think it does

everyone starts as a dyel m8.

Difference between me and this idiot is day by day I get less and less dyel. He instead spends his time laughing at people that made it instead of trying to make it.

>jaw jaw jaw

MIRRIN HARD I SEE.

YOUR JAW WILL LOOK LIKE THAT IF YOU CHEW. CHEW CHEW CHEW.

does anybody have experiences with Excel Pharma? thinkin about trying their Testex C250
is it g2g?

MasT needs some direct neck work it's starting to look disproportionate.

Maybe some wrestlers bridges or something.

delete this post before mod shows up

when did Veeky Forums became more policed than reddit

gamer gate issue came over to Veeky Forums and fucked up moot since where the ones with real investigative power.

It's source talk boyo that shit has always been a ban

Sounds like lethargy and oversleeping is going to be a problem with DNP. I was thinking of hopping on for 3-4 weeks during winter break since I can afford to be out of it and do nothing .

Gonna start a heavy winter bulk starting mid-January so I wanted to drop as much bodyfat as possible from mid-December for about a month.

Good idea? Bad idea?

Alright it has been 10 days since I came off 750mg dnp and I am still retaining a fuckload of eater. It is far less than 10 days ago obviously, but it's still there.

What are some tips on dropping this shit faster because this is honestly making me want to kill myself. I usually don't take AI while crusing but I've been taking it for 3-4 days now and still no change in bloat, I only crashed my estrogen.

I've been getting not enough to drink maybe? I've been having less than 40oz some days, average is probably 40 or so oz though.

It's really disgusting feeling, like how the day after you eat chinese food, you feel bloated as shit from all the salt and msg.

Retaining a fuckload of water** typing from my phone

I don't plan on more than two weeks on two weeks off cycles.
Alcohol always makes me drop mad water weight.

So uh, who do you think did the most for sales of AAS of any one person in the world?

Zyzz?

dorian yates was the first to turn peoples blasts into cruise cycles

everybody whos new is probaly like this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=Zk0ODrja7YQ

Watched Tonys on rotating diff compounds, basically taking a test base, then 2 days anadrol, 2 days tren ace then 2 days trest ace, 1 day off for the short compounds.

Im curious I want to try it, though perhaps with sdrol, msten or metri instead of adrol.

I've fallen behind on the most recent /fraud/ memes

Why are we posting this gay porn specifically?

that's bimbo

Angsty user, what are you running? Are you on tren?

I don't like how I look here. This is better.

Looks natty to me

Sounds ridiculous but go for it.

Supposedly you should be able to avoid the side effects of those compounds - at least the sides that each compound doesnt have in common with the other compounds and can run it longer.

By the time I get around to it, they should have reported back whether its working or not

Your mothers face looks disproportionate when i fucked in the face

BEHOLD TRUE NATTY POWER

yo mast, for your natty pics what were you taking to get that lean?

Winny and clen dawg

yeah i know

If I'm starting of my 16 w Test cycle with 5 weeks of Dbol, how long should I wait until adding in Anavar at the end? Weeks in between?

It's good you set a natty goal before hopping on. As for routine, I think I've seen a Starting Aesthetics thing posted a couple times. You could also just do PPL 2x a week with hypertrophy rep ranges, but ofc you won't keep gaining strength as quickly as before.

anyone seen testosterone enanthate this clear before?

Uh lmao user got fake test

praise masT

ive only heard about clear tren before but some google searches gave me the impression that clear test is usual too, guess we'll find out next week uh lmao

Yes I have.

You're an ugly faggot and now you're an ugly faggot with a shit attitude and a chip on your shoulder because STEROIDS. Just KYS.

Real men don't use steroids.

was yours legit?

How does one get into steroids?
Aussie here based in sydney.
Just curious how people go by acquiring and then dosing the gear.

Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-fATpXa00

The 80's were good but just wait.
It's MAGA time!
The world has forgotten what that means but it is going to be incredible.

darknet
testosterone enanthate 250mg/ml +
arimidex or aromasin
1ml syringe, 0.5ml every 3 days will give you about 300mg/wk, 1ml every 3 days about 600mg/wk
25 guage 1 inch needles for quads or glutes if you're not a fatty.

I'm starting my first cycle at the end of January 2017.
The plan is test e 500mg/week with 2 injects a week for 12 weeks. I will be using Nolva but I'm not sure on the dosage/when to start using it? Any thoughts or tips? Also, inject in glutes only or quads also?

Enjoy your ongoing hormonal issues, depression and anxiety, and lowered quality of life.

If you are asking Veeky Forums for steroid advice, you are not ready. Most of you have no idea what you are really getting in to.
This shit won't be cool once you are past your teens/early 20s.

I advise all of you to put steroids in your rear view mirror before you end up on TRT, unable to ever be more than 3 days away from a needle.

You are saying that if I do 1 cycle I wont be able to live without pinning 2 times a week?

Op is weak

Let me just continue life at

>end up on TRT, unable to ever be more than 3 days away from a needle
What world do you live in where TRT is getting injected every 3 days. Afaik it's generally every 2 weeks or more in most countries.

Never had any hair loss prior to using roids. If I stop using steroids, will my hair loss stop?

Pls respond

Getting Modafinil is easier the ephedrine in aus. what should my modafinil cycle be to maximise weight loss?

So im not into the injection thhing but heres my first cycle:
8 weeks
Tren tabs 25mg ed
Dbol 50mg ed
Mk677 25mg ed
Lgd4033 10mg ed
S4 50mg ed
Aromasin 10mg ed

Bye liver

Well ya sorry lol i didnt mention natty supps i am taking milk thistle amd extreme organ guard pro so thats not an issue. Mainly wondering if i should add clen and dnp to this stack so i can burn fat while getting big?

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you'll need at least twice that ed to leave humanity behind user

you have to think big to get big

Yes you should add that LETS GET BIG

Different guy, didnt start test till 30, first experience hdrol only at 29 (shitty by the end of 5 weeks). Ive come off test and tren with bunk pct gear before and have been fine (though the hdrol only made me feel shitty).

If you plan to do only 1 cycle, it wont end up being 1. But Ive come off several times and enjoyed natty life for some time before hopping back on and not felt shit.

Its just the steroid orals bad for the liver, the sarms and gh secretagogue are not.

S4 has bad sides though.

Those are marginal at best, and not worth your money. If you want a supplement, use TUDCA, even if you take only 250mg ED to save money it will be far better than any of those shitty supps.

Clen and DNP will raise your metabolism, you will require more calories to add mass at the same rate.

Let me improve this for you and make it cheaper, with far less sides and far less potential for things to go wrong, and far quicker recovery.

irc.bio LGD and MK677 with liquid kit, much cheaper.

LGD 25mg ED (perhaps taper up to it in 1 or 2 weeks)
MK677 25mg ED

Eat big, 6-8 rep scheme + final set or two of 15 reps.

No asin, S4, or oral roids.


If you man up to pinning - 200mg of Test E/C + LGD 25mg ED (the test dosage will be equivalent of much higher than 200mg when taking LGD as itll suppress SHBG and give you more free test - and more estro too).

Ive done it, and oral roids only without test are usually shit. LGD only without test is pretty decent though, better stacked with test, it has a syngergistic effect with test - suppresses SHBG so it makes your test dose equivalent of a higher dose on top of its own benefits.

Trest/Ment seems to be able to be used on its own without test without being shitty, that comes in injectable, oral and transdermal.

Someone asked if they should save var for their bulking cycle or just use it for cutting.

IMO Var is fairly weak and most of its benefits will be in a cutting cycle when you're already pretty lean to give you a harder, dry look.

If you saved it for a strength cycle you'd probably just be wasting it compared to if you chose to use dbol or another bulking oral.

Either way, lean mass gain is mostly going to come from consistent muscle damage and repair (hypertrophy). Anything else like bar *might* add an additional fraction of lean body mass.

A majority of it will come just from training intensely, test, and nutrition.

I firmly believe the 80/20 rule applies here. Where 80% of the gains you make will be from 20% of the things you take.

We all know everyone takes test.

So the other 20% will be he extra shit like deca, tren, orals, etc.

That's not to say that it's not "worth" taking anything else besides test, but a majority of gains will come from being consistently high test regardless of specific compounds.

Orals might give you an appearance or feel of getting bigger quicker, but how much of that is actual lean body mass?

I couldn't ever give you a definitive answer.

Source talk just means information regarding contacting the source. Discussing the reputation of an alleged source is not prohibited.

That was me, thanks for the explanation.
Also did my first pin yesterday (2*150mg/week). Should I use the var as a kickstart or wait untill the test kicks in?

>but how much of that is actual lean body mass?
This. I blow up like a water balloon the first couple weeks on dbol. I'd be happy if even 10% was lbm.

if its your very first cycle then i wouldn;t take the var.

If its your first time you will feel it in the first week and you are going to love it.

Var is more of a specialty thing really, not really worth it for first time users.

i think this is a limited view. nandrolone is objectively a better lean mass builder than testosterone...lower t and higher n will grow you more than the other way around all else being equal.

Any bros have experience leaving a pregnant gf or breaking up with the mother of your kids?

I'm tremendously unhappy being with this chick and I will not ever be able to meet my life goals if I'm with her because she is horribly unorganized and lazy. It was nice banging her for a year but with a kid on the way I'm freaking out. Birth control failed btw. I was creampie'ing her for about 12 months straight and finally that 0.03% chance became a reality.

I wouldn't disagree with you, but deca is just a testosterone derivative.

So when you're taking deca, you're still technically taking a testosterone compound.

Killem.

People change.

At this point you have to stop thinking about yourself.

You now have a kid on the way and it's going to be your responsibility that you don't cause the kid to develop issues because you left its mom and it had no father figure.

Then you'd be responsible for creating a shitty human being with mental problems like daddy issues.

Be the man who changes her, and if you can't change her, just be the best example for your kid that you can be.

You knew the risks of doing what you did. Man up.

Will it be a waste to add Mast to an deca 500 Test 600 blast ?

I found this:
"Deca, also known as Deca Durabolin or nandrolone decanoate, is perhaps the second-best known injectable anabolic steroid after testosterone. It seems that almost every steroid novice and many who are experienced with steroid cycles believe that for best results they may need to include Deca. However, in fact this compound has no special anabolic properties: other injectable steroids can do everything for muscle growth that Deca can"

This sort of affirms what I'm saying. Not saying you're wrong but I think many people think deca has some magical properties but if we were to take two people and they were both on the same
Dosages of deca versus testosterone their results would be very similar, and any differentiation would likely be attributed to genetics, or any other of the hundreds of variables that affect growth.

If we took their blood work their testosterone levels would be elevated regardless.

So what exactly about deca do you think puts it above testosterone?

Either way you're most likely going to take testosterone with Deca. In that case, you're certainly going to have a synergistic affect.

But who knows? I'd love to run a ton of experiments on the differences of results. Unfortunately we'll have to rely on anectodal experiences.

Reality is most women today divorce rape the father of their children anyway. You can put your life into helping her and as soon as she gets her shit together and gets hit on by another guy (doesn't even have to be nearly as attractive as you, newness is exciting on its own) then she just "doesn't love you like she used to" and "needs time to think about the future". Then you get to give her alimony for the rest of her life while she takes dick from every piece of shit guy in town.

This is what i did as a natty to cut to get that level:

You have; 6 low carb and 1 high carb day(sun) each week. Add 1 more carb day on thursday, if you're at 10% bf.

On low carb you eat things like; eggs, cottage cheese, chicken, lean meat, fish/salmon
On high carb days its remains the same as low carb days, but you add some carbs like; oats, rice, pasta etc.
Good fats are also good, since they stimulate fat loss; almonds, nuts, natural peanut butter, other good nuts etc.

Example of a low carb day;

6 egg(whole + egg whites)
lean meat + broccoli + almonds
lean meat + broccoli + almonds
chicken + broccoli + almonds
chicken + broccoli + natural peanut butter
eggs(whole + egg whites)
cottage cheese.

On a high carb day it remains the same, but you add rice/oats to each meal.

I also recommend you drink 3/4L water each day and green thea

Pics are results from that cut.

Is Bimbo actually gay or does he just let himself get molested so he can afford to eat?