/plg/ Powerlifting General

What do I actually do about Sheiko? I'm running medium load intermediate 1, 2 then was planning to do the comp cycle. I'm not competing, should I just do a skills test at the end. Also, if I was competing would what I said be fine. All the talk of people changing the weeks around and shit confuses and scares me tBh

>anal
Gross

Eww

>If it's ftm, then idk. It would depend.
a friend of mine is ftm but I honestly wouldn't have known he didn't have a dick if no one told me. are you attracted to benises or masculinity?

Perhaps his efforts and focus is on being an athlete instead of living a life of sin. As shown by almost having 100 more wilks than you.

>gde is a meme

Do the first week of the comp cycle (which is the tests), then skip the rest.

It's what Sheiko recommends.

>sex eww

lmao
You're missing out senpai

>are you attracted to benises or masculinity?

Both.

But more to masculinity. I've actually seen some photos of some pretty hot ftm guys.
I'd be up to experimenting but I'm not really sure how it would work.

If you're competing do the whole thing.

>You're missing out senpai
Show me

If any of the /smg/ lads are present hafthor has 50% off tacky right now and you should go get some

>both
>I'd be up to experimenting but I'm not really sure how it would work.

yeah same but the opposite way.
I'm not really into benis or the idea of doing it in the butt but I've also never been in the situation.

Theres no reason to be hurtful. Phil gets very hurt when he reads things like this from his friends.

Just speculating though.

You should be nice to him just in case. Loneliness is nothing to joke about.

Are you a boyo or grill?

w-wew
idk what to say I never thought I'd get this far

Do you hate lats because they make you look too broad, like a man?

>ywn take Filip out to town and hit up all the bars, easily netting him poon because he's the huge muscular foreign guy

...

He's huge all right

>almost no money for a week and a half
>have to eat nearly 5000kcal a day
This is gonna be a tough one lads....

Whole milk

I hate my entire torso but yes lats are one my nemesis. Deltoids are the worst though, by far.

>tfw got completely shitfaced 2 days ago and the next time I lifted I felt 10x stronger than normal

alcohol gains are real lads

Tbh muscular girls are hot too

I have to share this because I've been losing my mind about it since I saw it last night.
twitter.com/j_wwill/status/805014186745065473
boyo

I got my best prs after weekends of mdma and alcohol. I don't do either anymore but I still don't unterstand that magic.

What do you lads do for ab strength besides the heavy compounds?

Wow. If I were phil this would really hurt my feelings, since you imply that he can get laid but is too much of a retard for it.

Talk about BULLY.

No, I have ~315NOK, one liter of whole milk is ~17NOK and is only like what, 670kcal? That gets expensive fast.

weirdly enough some of the strongest sessions I've had were when I was hungover

Whenever I have a big night out I'm quite a bit weaker a good 2 to 3 days after. Usually I go hard though

Ab wheel, it's goat

ab rollouts, hanging leg raises, and dragonflags are what I see posted most.
I slack on my ab training desu

Normal people generally don't enjoy anal sex, what is the point when there is literally a hole created explicitly for fucking that feels great?
See image

I've actually hit PBs after ketamine lel. Don't understand how. I've also felt a lot worse after drinking, too.

>mdma
wew

I would think the alcohol would have more to do with the strength gains than the mdma

I was hungover the day after, literally could barely walk up and down the stairs so I decided against going. I instead lifted the day after and pumped out some 6x6 squats and AMRAP bench.

What's more mediocre THIS

maybe some really cheap peanuts and eat like 1kg

OR This

>getting cucked into buying liters instead of gallons
way to go europe

probably the one where you can't actually touch your chest because you're a fat fuck weasal

Maybe if I can find something at an immigrant shop. Today I will just eat a lot of rice.

Rice, potatoes and pork

can I ask the social experts of this general a question

>rares are not for sharing

>he posted esmes vag on plg

>he sent prutus a full body nude

What a smart girl she is, trusting the only trip known as "weasel"

delet

Food in general is really fucking expensive here, it's annoying as shit.

>Keta
Wew lad. Does it kill the appetite aswell?

When are you gonna cut youre getting yuge

I'm doing pork, yes, but it won't leave much in my budget for anything else.

>Normal people generally don't enjoy anal sex

Normal people generally are afraid of trying anal sex*

ftfy

>what is the point when there is literally a hole created explicitly for fucking that feels great?

Same thing could be said about oral sex or anything that is not PIV missionary position.

Well, I can't speak for all mtf, but for me sex doesn't have to involve my benis at all really.
I'm completely fine if the guy isn't comfortable with touching it or whatever.

It seems to difficult to lower the bar all the way on the equipped kek

I'd also like to add he believed the lie that I had a picture of sean in a maid outfit

Sure he did

I don't know, I've only ever took it like 3 times and I hit a big bench PB after. I'm not a drugaroo just someone who will succumb to peer pressure. It's pretty weird when you take it with stimulants.

trip on isleee

Oral sex is also less pleasurable than vaginal sex, stop trying to discuss things you know nothing about you fucking deviant.

>not having sex solely for the purpose of procreation
Get out, /plg/ must stay pure.

*trappy is afraid of trying vaginal intercourse

Pussy is goat

Look at plg
Look at it right now
What would Marcel say?
Fucking degenerate filth trash

>It seems to difficult to lower the bar all the way on the equipped kek
It is

Getting that close for doubles is alright

I did touch on my last double though

wtf i hate isley now

dont bully my swedish friend

>for me sex doesn't have to involve my benis at all really.
yeah I kinda figured, i'm just wary of it conceptually/aesthetically. Like I'm obviously curious because I'm talking about it but even the most feminine trap in porn still makes me feel weird.
May have something to do witht the fact that porn traps have fucking HOGS tho.

OH SHIT
>me edition

Hi friends, reposting from yesterday so that I may share with my European friends (eg Isley)
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First meet.went better than expected. 358 wilks 120 class USAPL.

All lifts except best bench:
instagram.com/p/BNni5XhAxDY/
Unironically feverish and booting now. FML

Thank you Plg for always helping and encouraging

>I'm completely fine if the guy isn't comfortable with touching it or whatever.
You just want to be used as a cumhole don't you

current pic of you? I need to compare myself to you and if I am equal or more fat than you then that means it's time for me to cut

This
no way we are getting marcel back now

marcel wouldn't say anything until he wanted to report passing out on his floor from paused deads or someone probed the thread to ask him a question

Wait did Izlee really nail Esme?

I'm not afraid, I just don't have a vagoo

That's like, your opinion man.

But I'm doing it for procreation! Don't worry senpai, I always make sure he cums inside me. Wouldn't want to waste his seed.

Well, I get it. It's not for everyone I guess.

What's HOGS?

Someone go bang Trappy already, she's in heat.

No, I can't. Too far away. :')

No, it's the truth.

Only gays and porn addicted sex perverts actually do anal. Normal people see no need because you know, God created humans with superior organs for that explicit purpose.

good job lad
what happened with the weigh in situation?

I was talking about you fucking a girl lol

It's funny to say people need to be open minded and try anal when you've never tried vaginal

And a hog is a big dick

>she'
Haino

Yes. They were both lonely. It's a nice thing.

...

>Well, I get it. It's not for everyone I guess.
yeah. we'll see what cards life deals me. maybe i'll figure it out or be curious forever.
>what's HOGS?
a hog is a big ol cock

>when you've never tried vaginal

That's a buda bulk but somehow fatter

>a 13 year old
>not actually all of the 13 year olds

How the fuck is posting pedo tranny hentai allowed but me posting one picture of trump gets me a 1 week ban?

>Going as old as 13
Disgusting

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rema has peanuts to 13 NOK for 350g

jesus christ

its much worse than i thought

asked this in routine general but didn't get much of a response.

what do you guys think of GZCL's programming? I was thinking about running j&t for my next program. 1,005lb total at 200lbs for reference.

Not bad, gonna get me some of those.

Has your gf been deported yet?

lmao
who is this /bigman/?

My problem isn't vaginal, it's that I'm not attracted to girls.

You can do anal with either sex.

>tfw banged yesterday
>still in heat today

Life is suffering.

It's the jews.

The fact that this doesn't look scary fat to me anymore makes me seriously worry about my perception of my own body as I bulk

welcome back trappy

Looks like someone photoshopped a tiny head and baby arms onto a fat guy

Trappy-chan is a Veeky Forums moderator, it's the only possible reasoning.