Be me

You'll be fine, at least you went to the hospital and got your back checked out

Over time you'll be fine, do you know what type of injury/tear you had?

tfw. former powerlifter who went crazy after an injury

To this day they say OP still holds the bar

solid post

>be me
>18
>just got into powerlifting a month ago
>benching 95 solid pounds of weight
>don't know how to push bar up
>tear my chest
>can't bench ever again

>be me
>18
>just got into powerlifting yesterday
>squatting 235 solid pounds of weight (my bodyweight)
>wearing sandals because its the flattest thing i have
>break my foot and end up in the ER
>can't ever take Veeky Forums's advice again

>be me
>be 8
>be benching purple 5 pounders
>qtpie receptionist asks if I can put my little peepee in her mouth

wat do?

>be me
>18
>just got into powerlifting a month ago
>squatting 600 solid pounds of weight, almost 700
>Noticing girls mirin, wearing tight sweatpants
>Catch them glancing at my ass and face nervously
>I never got mires before
>They start doing exercises near me trying to get my attention
>don't know how to get an erection
>break my dick
>can't jerk off ever again

youre a legend

kek

I haven laughed that hard in this board in a while

this is the funniest board on Veeky Forums tbqh

first broette thread on weekends, now dis.

fit has restored my faith in humanity.

> Be me
> 18
> just got into powerlifting this morning
> overhead pressing 45 solid pounds of weight
> don't know how to put the bar down
> stuck in this position forever
> live out my days as a coat rack

>be me
>18
>just got into powerlifting a few hours ago
>shrugging 800 almost 900kg
>don't know how to put the bar down
>stuck in this position
>people think i can't hear them

Probably tried to reverse overhead deadlift it to the floor.

Is this a reference to that SIR comic?

That picture can't be real....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LE EPIC OVERHEAD DEADLIFT MEME

lmao'ed so hard

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\

F*CKING LMAOING @ UR PSOT RIGHT NOW SENPAI!!1!!!!1!!!

LE EPIN IRONIC SHIPTOSTING 11!!11

Can I give you a groundbreaking idea, my man?

Why dont you just stop posting? You are unoriginal as fuck.

Hey man thanks for the advice! But let me give you one groundbreaking idea of my own, my man:

Are you ready...

Why dont you just stop posting? You are unoriginal as fuck.

...

>be me
>18
>just got into bro splitting a month ago
>curling 35 solid pounds of weight
>don't know how to put the bar down
>break my wrists
>live out my days as a fork lift

No, its about the guy who squatted in sandals and wrecked his shit.

Did you deadlift in slippers.

How the fuck do you break your back on 2pl8?

he said it was related not that it was him

kill yourself, kys is for children

This.
There are retards scared cat pulling 675lb and stay uninjured: youtu.be/lEA7ManlVz0

It is, but it's due to a condition where fluid collects in her legs.

Lol

>be me
>18
>just got into powerlifting a month ago
>deadlifting 235 solid pounds of weight
>don't know how to put the bar down
>break the atom
>win nobel prize
Brains > muscles

>Not knowing proper form
>Deadlifting with terrible form anyway
>Getting hurt with babyweight because you didn't learn proper form

>be me
>25 years old
>just got into squatting a month ago
>needed a big ass because i am a talentless hack
>dont know that ive taken things too far and i just look grotesque
>break the internet

Haha! You reversed it on him! xD

Kim, plz go

Literally how i got up to a 500lb deadlift with supermong tier catback form before switching and i didnt snap my shit up.

This. Wtf Op?