Oh hey user!

>oh hey user!
>we thought everyone left
>no! stay, take your shirt off and hop in
>we know you work out, I want to see those abs

>b-bulking? power-lifting? you don't have abs?! What do you in the gym?!

y-you too

I CAN'T SWIM OKAY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?

>oh halo anonymus he he : - )
>oha we think hot becus gym
>undress yes
>few abdominals? uha

>Yeah babe no problem

Hahaha

>Yeah, I have an 1000lbs total. I'm basically a power-lifting god.

MANLET AHAHAHAHA

>well girls, let me explain
>first off, to achieve a good bulk you need to count your calories and make sure to lift a lot of weights....
>1 hour later
>and that's why Scooby is so popular on Veeky Forums
>they stare at me at an awe
>n-no homo
>dry myself and leave

Try harder

Thank you. Although I have great abs from doing the king of compound movements, the barbell squat, I don't care about showing them off.
As an aspiring powerlifter, whose main focus lies on functional strengt, I am totally fine with having a little belly. Abs are for boys anyway.

Many keks sir

>That was an electrifying story user. Do tell another?

>implying it's not knee-deep

He's 5'11" baby girl

I literally can't

>Implying I don't have abs
>Implying I'm not deathly afraid of warm water
>Implying they haven't pissed and shit in the water
>Implying my real name is user

>haha I don't have abs
>get in anyway
>if they are into me, cool
>if they aren't into me, cool as well because I'm in a hot tub and hot tubs are nice

F-fuck you lanklet

kekerino

Mirin

Quads so big that abs dont even matter anymore

>Omg user are you seriously standing? You'll drown down there

Fuck off Suzan, we both know that you're Jessica's friend because you make her look better. You're a soft 7 at best

Using this next time a roastie pisses me off

I actually want to hear. Why is Scooby so popular?

>I don't lift for you
Go home to be alone as everyday

b-but my obliques...

This guy gets it

>implying 5'11 isnt manlet status
top jej

>roiding for this

I'd let right lick my anus while I impregnated left.