Tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day

>"quit" like 10 times the last 2 month

+ Food tastes so much better
+ you are far more relaxed at times
+ at other times you have this intense feeling in the chest
+ sleep is way better
+ hunger, but all the time
+ everything smells
+ you hand and face (skin) stop starting to look like you are already 60+
- everything smells
- always hungry
- coffee+ cigs is the shit
- booze + cigs is the shit
- workout + cigs is the shit

Best way so far is to break the habits before you stop (after food, waiting etc.) and then stop. Drinking lots of water + lots of nutrition to balance your brain chemistry.

Just smoke a cigarette every 19.2 minutes all day.

Hes already doing that ya dip

ja , just meditate
youtube.com/watch?v=kaNO09cPS6c&spfreload=1
easy peesy , nepalessy
inb4 jewish tricks

>Started with 15
>smoked for 3-4 years
>quit for 1,5 years because got gf
>gf leaves me, start again for ~2 years
>clean for 6 days now
I am stronger than this!

>tfw smoking every 20 minutes in my sleep

Yes, just quit right now. Your breath smells, your car smells, your clothes smell, your mouth tastes like shit, you have no palate, and you are destroying yourself from the inside out for this stupid habit that has zero value. Just stop. Right now. Do it faggot.

I've been vaping for a few months, but something you should know about it:
You know how whenever you were trying to quit, you'd find yourself in a gas station pondering it? You debate with yourself whether or not to get a pack, and every time, you end up buying one. You feel like you only just decided to.
When I picked up vaping I still felt cravings for cigs. I smoked both at one point. I went on a streak of just vaping for a week though. One day I find myself in the gas station again. I have the debate as usual. But this time I only just decided against it. I was sweating bullets because of how difficult it was to say no. But for the first time, I did.
Even while you vape, you will want to go back to the cig. But it can help you, if only just a bit, to say no.
Thanks for reading my blog.

It feels so empty drinking without a smoke.

Just dont drink anymore.
>eat clean
>dont drink
>dont do drugs
>become this

>Just dont drink anymore.
Why live?

>Become a bloated monster
Why live

>eat clen
FTFY

>dont drink
>do drugs
>become this
fixed

masT makes me HARD

I know people smoking over 100 for decades and they're fine

You've been posting the same thread for about half a year now you fucking autist

Why the hell would you ever pick up smoking as a habit? I tried it for a year and it sucks.
>hemorrhage money
>always smell bad
>need to go outside to smoke even when it's cold
>feel down when not smoking
>smoking only feels good for 5 minutes after you finish
>teeth turn brown and breath smells like death

also almost forgot
>get sick almost 4 times as often when didn't smoke
I even got the pulmonary flu. I've never had that before I had started smoking and I didn't get it after I stopped smoking. Smoking is literally shit-tier habit.

>his body couldn't handle a year of smoking
not gonna make it

it taskes about 30-40 years to see initial effects

>75 cigarettes
>average cigarette takes 7-10 minutes to smoke
>12 hours of smoking per day

What the fuck kind of welfare life are you living that you have 12 hours per day to throw away?

>7-10 minutes

>smoke(d) 20-30 a day and even I only need 3-5 mins
>now imagine a trained smoker like the op

He probably only needs 1-2 mins/fag.

It's a nootropic that fills you with powerful ideas. Great men have smoked for centuries with no ill effects. You're just a wimp.

That's still 2+ wasted hours. Nigga you're only here for 70 years, get to work.

>average cigarette takes 7-10 minutes to smoke
not really, more like 2 minutes tops
>What the fuck kind of welfare life are you living that you have 12 hours per day to throw away?
my former coworker usually smoked over 40 cigarettes during his 8 hour work day lel

start using snus.

I tried anus when in Sweden. It made my mouth tingle the first few times, then it got kinda nice.

Read Alan Carr's Easy way book.

Not even memeing. Read it.

Maybe if I grew my own tobacco and hand rolled it there would be no ill effects.

But who has the time for that shit? I want to smoke now.

>Smoking the equivalent of 3.60 packs of cigarettes a day
Just one questIon: Why?

>Can't do basic math
Just one question: Why?

>he doesn't have a garden

Fag

nigger, you can smoke while doing other things

Tbh what this dude said.
I scaled back what I smoked with. Now I just smoke when I'm out with the lads.
I'll probably never entirely stop, but I went from a pack a day to a pack every month and a half.

Thats pretty gay bro

god damn my dude i cant even imagine that, ive been smoking for like 7 years and i cant even do a pack a day unless im partying

There were some bits in my mouth after. I just made sure to do it properly the next time.

Smoking a pack a day as well. I wish I had enough will power but god damn do I love smoking.

I could not agree more. Coffee, drinking, after workout, after sex, other substances always go well with cigarettes

>buy $70 shit vape
>buy nicotine liquid
>mix flavour and liquid
>smoke every time you think of having a fag
Worked for me, or do this and cut way down on your smokes. Its cheaper than smoking too

The worst I had was 7 packs in 2,5 days but I didnt sleep during that time either. During exam periods I smoke two in five minutes.
Breathless by Godard is to blame for this

Quitting smoking causes lung cancer. Don't do it.

kek OP do you travel light to Destination: FUCKING DEAD

>zero value
it's either cigs or speed that'll keep me from overeating and don't even start with your meditation shite

Smoked for 15 years, read it, have been off them 3 months

Weird fact but true

Quit being weak and quit through your own willpower you nigger

I never understand this mentality of "managing" to quit smoking. If you want to not smoke then stop fucking smoking. Stop buying them. Stop putting them in your mouth and lighting them. Stop sucking Philip Morris' dick.

Smokers are as bad as fatties. If you haven't got the discipline to do something as easy as quitting smoking, then you have no right to hate on fatties. Disgusting.

>has to put it in quotes because he can't admit he has a very obvious flaw. lol.

yea all the time. Once a year i'll buy a pack, smoke a few and toss them. Then i have no desire to smoke for another year or so. Literally get control of yourself.

> Quit smoking cold turkey.
> Started vaping.

Pick one. You're still a nicotine junkie. Stop being a bitch and put down the fedora-bowl.

Sadly, this

I dip.

No bad smell, less harmful because not pyrolyzing all the already cancerous compounds, better buzz, less compulsion because it's a solid smack in the face dose rather than a quick high that makes you want to chain smoke.

B-but I can still feel the effects on my heart and body. SUXXXXX I've tried quitting so many times and I usually last a few days to a couple weeks at most. There's just so little reason to stop, it's such a small pleasure.

I will quit soon. Like others have said, it just goes so damn well with alcohol / caffeine. And amphetamines especially

I'm 26. I started smoking casually at 15, daily by 18, pack every two days by 20, stayed steady around there until 25.
Quit at 25, now it's been a year, and holy shit what a fucking year. I can RUN, I haven't been able to run like this since I was about 18, and it's fun, it doesn't hurt, my breath isn't short, it feels fucking great.
My dick works better, my breath is better, I can taste again, I don't have to stand outside in the god awful Canadian winter for a smoke break when there's no other reason for me to go outside.
It's great to be quit.
I just tapered back my cigarettes to ween off the nicotine, then did the cold turkey thing. Worked for me. I still have cravings, and I smoked for a period of two weeks about 7 months after quitting while I was on vacation in Greece (everybody seems to smoke there) but haven't smoked at all besides that trip over the last year.

Reading all these posts by obvious nonsmokers almost makes me want to start up again. You queers are such pussies. If you had a serious smoking habit and managed to quit, you know it's fucking hard and I congratulate you. If you're a nonsmoker who just wants to post "lol y wud u evar smoke??? u smell bad, just quit xD" then you're a retard and know nothing about anything.

You're a retard who's never faced an actual physical addiction. On top of that you've probably never broken a habit either. Just try to stop going on fucking Veeky Forums, I dear you. You'll see that it isn't that easy.

IT IS POSSIBLE. It's doable to quit, but talking like it's easy shows a fundamental misunderstanding for what a habit or addiction is.

Smoked for nearly 10 years, managed to quit last summer. Take it one day at a time, every day just think "its just this one day I have to be without smoking"

Its been like 6 months since I quit, I still sometimes feel like smoking, especially after coffee and meal but its just a thought that passes my head, will be over in 10 seconds.

You can do it, too user.

How are you not dead or at least vomiting and sick from nicotine poisoning? You're reaching lethal doses of nicotine with that many cigarettes.

took me many years to quit. Finally off now.

Lmao

Do acid

Newfag

this post actually made me want a cigarette

I quit my 2 pack a day habit last year and I'm about to relapse

Hold me bros

>le speed metal meme

Speed metal's a fucking myth. There's heavy metal and thrash. That's it. There's no distinct "speed metal" bands except for like, znowhite.

This. Y'all are so fucking weak. You'll never be actually strong unless you build mastery over your simple body. Oooo smoking is SOOOO difficult to quit. Just stop fucking smoking. All these fucking smokers have the same excuses. My obese fucking roommate weighs like 400 pounds, smokes like a chimney and snores so fucking loud 13 hours a day because of his sleep apnea he refuses to correct. His excuse: 'im just biologically incapable of quitting smoking'. He thinks taking an SSRI will help him quit. What, you think if cigarettes disappeared from the earth, you'd fucking die??? I even loaned him one of my Vapes to help him quit. I know he doesn't use it because it requires a refill and a recharge every day. Shit has me straight upset. Excuses. Pathetic.

>Can't spell "question"
Just one enquiry: why?

think about the awful smell in your mouth, the yellow teeth.

Think about the freedom of being free from your addiciotn.

I smoked 40 a day and I actually quit after seeing this video. Ofcourse the whole video is staged, but the words are legit. They are from Allen Carrs book.

youtube.com/watch?v=qVMyWN54x-U

I've been smoking like 3 cigs a day for more than a year now
I probably won't increase my daily intake, but I don't know if I'll ever quit either. It's just a substance to enhance my coffee times. The thing is that I can't live my life without an addiction. I could quit smoking if I had an addiction I could easily replace it with, but I don't. Playing PC games would do it for example, but it would harm my life much more both in the short term and in the long term.

I did... you know how.. i lit a the last cigarette in a pack enjoyed it an never bought anymore.. i was angry at people for no reason for like 2 days and sort of pissy for a week or two... that was it.. I am also not a weak faggot and never smoked another cigarette and didnt "un-quit" .....MAN THE FUCK UP

This

i tried to start smoking once but i just couldnt do it
you have to go outside to do it, you have to wash your hands afterwards every time, it's expensive and getting the smoke down took a whole lot of time to get used to

No but I managed to reduce from a big pack a day to ~8 a day.

Solution: Go outside every time you smoke. Just outside your door. That's it. Your natural laziness will take over.

Only bought 1 pack this year. Feels good man. Never thought I could get buzzed on just one cig. Though I don't really miss it at all.

Stop posting the same thread all over again you big dummy or I'll stick those fags up your bumhole

>you have to go outside to do it
nah
>you have to wash your hands afterwards every time
nah
>it's expensive
Maybe if you live in Burgeristan
>getting the smoke down took a whole lot of time to get used to
You will literally just feel it once and then it's over. First time you suck that smoke down to that very ass of yours is like loosing virginity. It hurts the first time a little bit and then it doesn't

What are you, a fag?

>>you have to go outside to do it
>nah
>you have to wash your hands afterwards every time
>nah
hyperpleb detected
go move to india or something
>Maybe if you live in Burgeristan
i live in burgistan 2.0 but atleast we have a social net
>You will literally just feel it once and then it's over.
actually i smoked about 20 times and smoked weed another 30 times. it feels uncomfortable to swallow it.

I'm already a Slav you chink nigger

We have designated smoking rooms

You don't fucking swallow it, you inhale it you colossal faggot

Are you actually retarded?

>slav
hyperpleb confirmed
>dont swallow it
man do i look like a master of english or something
not-puffing. taking it into your lung. go fuck yourself or something

And you are calling me a pleb, kek

i had englisch leistungskurs, i am very good at ze english