HUMOR THREAD

Ehh, they're a little on the burnt seid

They make me gassy

erry time

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>never noticed the kettle bells joke before

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Just so happens to be my favorite rowing song.
youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

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youtube.com/watch?v=EBwgbaWOLuI

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LOST

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I've read this maybe 5 different times on fit and I only just realized the guy is doing squats

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underrated

lets pack the old goodies out

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It took me a long time of being on Veeky Forums to realize this too

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Same

I GET IT NOW

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Jesus fucking Christ

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Sorry for the censorship.

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25 days to go

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kek based buff

kek

Remember when Scooby posted here? Remember when Zyzz was relevant? Remember when this board wasn't the shithole it is now?

I was thinking this the other day too, ever since both Zyzz and scooby quit posting this board has never been the same
Fuck I miss this kunt

lol

can somebody shoop this to avoid the race-mixing?

To my surprise when I read Moby Dick the line "Split your lungs with blood and thunder, when you see the white whale" is actually a quote from the book.

Desu this needs updating

>be 35 year old powerlifter
>wake up at 9pm, after all-night tendie bulking feast
>Oh no, gym closes at 11!
>shout for mummy to bring me my lifting gear
>"user, I'm with New Daddy right now. You're a big boy, can't you get it yourself!"
>ungrateful bitch! she knows that if I have to walk up the stairs to get my gear I'll be too winded to do my deadlift singes!
>engage operation stench press
>roll my 500 pound frame out of bed and into the kitchen
>grab some of my shit jugs and store them in between my rolls of fat
>starting to get dizzy from rolling around and vomit all over myself
>finally get to kitchen
>mummy and new daddy are playing wrestling on the table
>"user, I thought you were in your room!"
>"Mummy won't get my lifting belt, she will wish she never smelt (my diarrhea)"
>unleash torrent of chocolate poopie funtimes all over mummy and new daddy
>table collapses under the weight of my big boy poopie
>new daddy screams and starts running towards me
>little does he know the awesome strength I have built by participating in the venerable sport of powerlifting
>grab him like a twig and deadlift him off the ground
>abdominal muscles are so strong that they squeeze my stomach from the effort, propelling gallons of chunky milkshake out of my mouth
>mummy starts pleading with me and says she'll make me all the tendies i want if I just stop and be a good boy
>grab my shit jugs that i stored in my fat rolls
>pour them on mummy's head
>9:30
>too late to go to the gym now
>order 500 tendies from Mickey Dee's
>can't cheat on my dirty bulk just because it's a rest day!

this one's a favorite

It's just a tan user

autism

>the only active deity on Veeky Forums
Not anymore

I lift to feel close to zyzz... Even after he is gone he is helping us make it

We're all gonna make it brah :')

>that image

Isn't he the racist that shot up the club in Orlando?

The gay club? No that was a shitskin

I'm pretty sure that guy is a white supremacist. Maybe he was the guy in Charleston?

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He did both of them. Dude needs to be brought to justice ASAP.

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>splits into two substantially less buff guys which immediately hit the gym
Heh, that's kind of funny

That sick fuck.

What's his name again?

i like this. lifting is our religion.

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I am glad his hateful white supremacist show got cancelled by Adult Swim. I believe in free speech, but it has to be responsible speech.

I can't tell if you're kidding or not

/pol/ memes are just 2dank4u

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You have to go back

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>I hear the woman asking to show my abs, confirming the fact that I do go to the gym

kek

Wow this genuinely made me sad

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I wasn't sure if you were actually a fan of Sam and were ironically calling him a terrorist, or if you just read the dumb Buzzfeed shit about how he's a white supremacist

Dont be too sad. It's a dude

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Fucking good one.