>Getting massage at gym
>Roll over for happy ending
>Masseuse frowns, "Aww, and your muscles are so big..."
Getting massage at gym
Thomas Myers
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Tyler Lee
>caring what a literal sex-for-money who're things of you
Not gonna make it.
David Reed
>implying my dick isnt muscular
John Baker
>massage at gym
>getting a happy ending
kek you gotta go to those dodgy asian parlors m8
Jack Wright
i would have the opposite reaction i think
>skinny as a twig
>pretty big penis
she'd probably roll me over and be like "oh wow...
Robert Stewart
>mfw I went to an asian parlor
>put the money on the table for "full service"
>when she tells me to turn over she says im too big and only offers me a handjob
never again
Joshua Watson
how big?
im 7x5. not huge but a bit above average
Ian Baker
>could have spent $5 on buying some college hoe a drink and taking her home
Hunter Jones
8 inches
I wasn't even fully erect tho
Ayden Collins
I didn't realize you could actually get happy endings, thought it was just a meme.
Fuck I've always just wanted a normal massage as well, how much do you have to cough up for one of these?
Brayden Brown
I think its $40 for a handjob but dont try it at a chain massage place. Go to rubmaps.
Charles Ramirez
>getting message
>Asian lady cant keep her hands off my face
>tells me I have beautiful skin" so fine so smooth"
>All I can think about is stabbing that homeless nigger
>I have video tapes to return
Aaron Garcia
See I think they're actually a lot less subtle in Australia, because it's legal here.
As well as much much more expensive
Dominic Collins
...
Jack Barnes
>handjobs
total waste of time
I would unironically rather fap than drop $50 on a terrible handjob
if it ain't dome go home
Blake Murphy
Not really since here in the US you have to pay the entry fee (usually $60) and then you add the service tip usually $40 for a hj/$80bj/$120sex
Blake Miller
>you actually have to tip your whore in America
Jesus
Cooper Robinson
>could have spent $5 on buying some college hoe a drink and taking her home
Do I need to just be myself while doing that?
Evan James
nah, just chad
David Cox
>paying whores for sex when thousands of girls are giving it out for free
not gonna make it
James Sullivan
Some of us have to pay for it though
Jaxson Nguyen
>Over the course of the operation, several men walked out, either because they were looking for legitimate massages or because they were disappointed there weren’t any Asian women working there
>“She’s three times better than anyone I’ve ever seen,” said one of Umporowicz’s vice detectives, praising his colleague’s “silver tongue” in making men comfortable to agree to pay for sex.
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Seattle PD having a top kek in 2016
Evan Parker
Catching criminals that are wrecking the society. Good use of my tax dollars. Blue balls dont matter.
Jonathan Rogers
>paying whores for sex when thousands of girls are giving it out for free
Ok ill bite the obvious bait
Where?
Jaxson Russell
bars
clubs
tinder
okcupid
Nathan Wilson
Festivals
Going outside
Austin Myers
Wow the cops did a great job, talking people into sex and then punishing them, i hope they keep up the good job and dont get stabbed by niggers
Robert Smith
Alright cool, same old places where there are next to no chicks in other words
Prostitution exists because girls arent giving it out or free and its crazy that older, uglier women are nowadays able to sell sex since there is such a huge lack of chicks handing out sex
Camden Garcia
>stabbing that homeless nigger
Laughed out loud on the train
Asher Brown
riiiiiiiiiiiight...
Hunter Ortiz
>free
It's way cheaper to buy a whore than to go out dating.