Veeky Forums in a nutshell

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

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Veeky Forums in a nutshell

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

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>Falling in love with a girl you've known your whole life
>tfw you will NEVER EVER experience this
>you will never be so used to each other that you like to be near each other even while not interacting, before you start dating
>you will never not have to try to impress each other because you both care about each other the most, or tell each other about memories, because both of you are in almost all your memories
>you will never be irreplaceable to each other because of who you are, rather than the best set of traits you can get at the moment

> You'll never make her get excited and write down "date with user" on calendar while thinking about you all night
> that incredible smile will never be for you
> She'll never hear you knocking at the front door and coming rushing over to answer it, stopping quickly by the hallway mirror to double-check that her hair is set perfectly in the pony-tail she knows you love
> She will never hang out with you after a tired, stressful day that made her sad and just hug you and put her face in between your arm and chest and breathe deeply and fall asleep on the bed (this is all before you guys are officially dating and are still friends) and then she wakes up an hour later groggy eyed and looks up at you deeply in your eyes and she says "user, I really like you" and you swallow in your dry throat and choke out "I really like you too" and she moves up your body to face level and you two finally kiss deeply and she drifts back to sleep again but this time with her face in your neck and you hear her mutter "I love you user, I always have...." and your eyes get all wet but you hold back tears because you don't want her to know how much this means to you.
> You'll never be able to give your life to someone who could take advantage of your opportunities
> You'll never get the chance to show someone how much you want to give, even if you don't know how to receive
> You'll never pleasantly surprise someone who initially underestimated you or wrote you off
> You'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're just bothering someone
> You'll never understand what it feels like for someone to want you to come somewhere, to have someone be content or cheered by just your presence
> You'll never make someone happy
> You'll never know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you.

>no picture of zyzz

Tfw I have all this, except the childhood friend pedo fantasy.

Thanks Veeky Forums for turning me from a beta faggot into someone worthy of love.
Take only from Veeky Forums what improves your life and nothing else.

>tfw be peasant immigrant hopping 2 countries after 8 years each
>changing schools every 3-4years
>immigrant community so someone I know drops every year
>run away 16 to first world land of crooked teeth
>London oh m8y
>hustle my way to 17 and then immigrate to the land of freedome Syrian refugee-style
>NYC
lmao m8 so not only did I move 4 countries across the entire globe, non of my own, but also lost contact of literally everyone I knew before age 16. Still is better than living a life in fear of getting deported and the dimlight future that was ahead

>that proportion in first panel
>that scenario
WW comics are shit and will always be shit

Not true fit just wants sex because the virgins on here think that sex will sure their autism

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

>Veeky Forums in a nutshell

Sauce plz

Reverse image search, friend

Why did you have to post this?

>Veeky Forums in a nutshell

Had Bruce Wayne had power, He would have been the strongest of all.

And this

"take only from Veeky Forums what improves your life and nothing else"
Thank you I needed this after seeing so much just sadness and hatred everywhere on this place

I actually want to lose my virginity with the woman I love

you guys are pathetic

>that sqaut when bending down
I do not doubt everyone does this now

I couldn't even finish that. for the sake of everyone else please just delete your post. that physically hurt me

>just fuck some random chick they said

>tfw lifting doesn't cure autism

Yeah. Too bad you're contractually obligated to accept everything Veeky Forums tells you, whether it improves your life or not.

god damn. its my birthday and im going to cry myself to sleep today as well

>Currentgf literally loves me
>She's beautiful, 8/10, works out with me, cleans, cooks, plays vidya, sex drive through the roof.
>Open relationship, she lets me fuck and date other women
>It's not enough for me
>I'm not happy
>I want more.

what the fuck is wrong with me? I'm leaving this in 2 months voluntarily to travel the world. I just want some qt3.14 natty ginger swinger gf who I'm not even sure exists. Love isn't enough for me, I've had too many women tell me they love me, sex isn't enough, I'm just not satisfied no matter what. Either I'm alone and just constantly want sex or constantly get sex and just want to be alone. Fuck. This is frustrating.

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

S-sauce?

>capable of working in a hospital without feeling nervous even in emergencies
>catch cute girl starring at me in coffee shop and lose my composure and start being nervous as fuck

WTF Veeky Forums. Why am I such a fucking tsun. I caught her starring at me and I just fucking lost it. She looked at me again as I was leaving too and I just rushed out of there like a fucking bunny running away from a predator. I can handle literally crazy people with ease at work but not this. I feel so fucking pathetic

W2c shirt Familia

it's easy - just kys :)

Don't wait just get it out of the way brah

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How old are you user?

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Fucking tell me about it. I can deal with people in normal situations without any problems. That is with one exception though. And that is when a qt girl implies that they find me attractive. I'm even fine when fatties hit on me but holy shit do I absolutely lose everything and spaghetti pours out my pockets in unimaginable quantities when it's a qt.

Stop fapping to porn

It's so damn frustrating. She wasn't even anything special, probably around 6-7/10. I work with plenty of nurses that are much better looking and I'm always calm and confident around them. I'll have good conversations with them and get no problem with eye contact or anything. Maybe the coffee made me more anxious or something.

happy birthday user!

If you're in soflo lets grab a beer :)

That guy is too handsome to be Veeky Forums. Also, source?

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Your words can't hurt me anymore

>wanting somebody to love you

what a bitch nobody gonna love you with that attitude , love and be loved or not his world doesn't own you a thin wanting somebody to love you is like wanting a sickpack its just something thats only gonna happen if YOU make it HAPPEN and let the outcome make you income or maybe its just gonna happen naturally with no effort on your part but in anyway simply wanting it not enough

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soflo?

S P O O K Y
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The joke's on you.

I've already come to terms with all this shit and accepted it. My feels are dried up

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>You'll never know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you.
My sister really loves me. I don't need more affection than that.

If i want to fuck, i just go to a club.

Thanks eśe

jesus just bulk already

It legit sort of does though.

When you're in your teens, you can spot a virgin a mile off. They reek of it. And even as adults, it is obvious who is getting laid regularly and who isn't.

>tfw Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums and attractive but still insecure as fuck

I'm thinking of settling with a grey parrott and ditching women. Fuck being alpha, I'll be an omega

holy shit what a piece of art

You are narcisistic

I squat everywhere I go honestly. I have to stop myself from squatting in public because it just feels so good

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

think its veritas, one of the best korean manhwas in existence

Holy shit.

>swinger

polygamous swine
thats why

Fuck that, I want to make it special and memorable

I know right. Maybe we just don't have the right mindset. Maybe we should stop trying to bring happiness and just see them as tools that can bring us pleasure

Are we doing a feels thread now? Because I've got feels.

>Be standard Peruvian Basket Weaving Forum user. Fit, do sport (BJJ/lifting) and play vidya/read books and comics/weeb shit in equal measure
>Every time I get a date with a qt nerd girl (a total of 6 nerd qts so far,) they are only interested in sleeping with me.
>I just want a gf I have things in common with.
>Have date with nerdy qt I really like next week
>Am dreading it because even though I know there is a chance it won't turn out like that this time, every time I hear "I like you, but I'm just not interested in a relationship right now," my heart drops.

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

Fixed it

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

very subtle

this desu. i have to resist the urge to squat while having a smoke, dont want to look too much like a gopnik

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Happy Birthday!

I hope this makes you smile.

Veeky Forums mentality.

>'I like you but I'm not interested in a relationship'

I recently got as far as third date but she wants to 'keep it casual' by basically only booty calling me. I didn't even get to fuck yet but she's already building walls and wants to keep it as far from a meaningful relationship as possible. This was a girl I thought was decent, but really all she wanted was validation.

Even if I continue lifting it won't really help get over the fact that all my relationships feel parasitic. As soon as you give a woman attention she thinks she can do whatever and that it isn't a mutual exchange.

I'll likely leave her and just stop caring, go manwhoring instead.

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The worst part is that the first two times I took them on their offer for casual sex, which I figured was kind of a consolation prize.

It only lasted until they found a nice, shy (but slightly aut) dyel nerd guy to actually relationship with.

Then the few normies I've been out with seem to want more... but we have nothing in common.
I just want a qt to watch anime and horror with.

I don't get it. They obviously like muscles and confidence, because they wanna sleep with me. And they obviously like doing nerd shit with their bf's. Why wouldn't you want both in one person?

Oh, and from one user to another; if you want more from her but she wants to keep it casual, I'd honestly just break it off and move on to a girl that you want the same thing with. Speaking from experience, its not worth it.

I always thought something was off about Scully but could never put my finger on it
But it seems like her head is too big for her face

It's not entirely her own fault though, it's more that she's 2 years older than me and doing her final year of university right now. I do believe her when she says she has a lot of work, but it's those times when she takes time off for 'herself' and tells me about it, but when I mention spending some time together, coming over to mine's or seeing a film, she instantly gets avoidant or seems to think I'm taking it too far.

If this was a long-long term arrangement then I would wait, but considering the fact it's only been like 2 months and a few dates, I feel like I'm being micromanaged into her time like I'm some accessory.

I'll give her one more week before deciding to break it off. If I don't see her again due to some bullshit reason then I'll leave. I'll feel like an idiot though because we had an almost instant connection in terms of what we read, watch, life perspectives etc. but I got fooled into thinking otherwise.

Maybe I'm full of shit but I've been proven wrong too many times in the past to not be cynical. All that matters is continuining with gains.

Gj

>Says she wants to keep it casual
>Two months
>No sex

I'm honestly not even sure what her motivation could be desu. Either way, yeah I'd say fuck it. But its your life user, and I don't know the exact circumstances. So good luck.

>ass gainer

I wish I could do a full squat down,

nice

I did this once.

overrated

Thanks user. It's not an entirely shitty situation but the confusion isn't helping me considering part of the reason I avoid relationships is because I hate fucking games.

But regardless, this isn't the place to discuss it in depth. I just hate having to fucking wait.

/a/ is over there, on Veeky Forums we talk about real life.

You sure you're ready for reality, big guy?

and it will never happen because of how conscious we are to feelings that should develope without us knowing

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You got me, you fuck.

You happy now? YOU FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT THIS, HUH?

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

"Date with Jeff" kek

Why'd you remind me

I didnt need this tonight user