>have finally hit intermediate on all categories on symmetrical strength >female coworkers make up excuses to touch my arms and abs >people at work have started calling me Captain Quark, because I always eat a tub of quark in my breaks
>tfw great job >tfw almost 10 months lifting and already had a few mires >tfw felt the last bit of social autism vanish >girl mentioned hooking me up with either of her two sisters >value going up
On the other hand I just feel like banging sluts cause I'm fast approaching my mid-twenties and haven't fucked nearly enough women.
Can't wait for summer and 10%bf picking up all kinds of chicks desu senpai.
We're all gonna make it brahs.
Luke Kelly
So what qualifies as intermediate on all categories of symmetrical strength? Link?
Nicholas Lopez
Been lifting for 2 years now 185cm 87kgs >start browsing /fit again >go do that symmetric strength thing >fill in lifts >this is the result depressed as shit
But have you lifted casually or have you been trying to maximize progress?
Jace White
>because I always eat a tub of quark in my breaks Captain Autist would also be appropriate.
Jose Sanchez
So we're gonna pretend like he didn't get sweet quads?
Nolan Turner
why's that autistic? it's just a regular food
yes, you ruined it
Xavier Lee
By maximizing progress, I assume that you mean - dedicated meal plan and going 4+ times a week, that has started only around 6 months ago since I didn't have any cash when I started due to working part-time and going to lectures
Blake Ortiz
how accurate is this anyway? looking at my own weight i'm already past proficient after 5 months but that can't be?
judging from my progress i'll be hitting advanced numbers in roughly 3 more months
Gabriel Peterson
Are you very short? I can't vouch for the accuracy, but that's the overview symmetric gives. I'm still novice (59,8 score) after 9 months, but people progress very differently. Genetics, diet, sleep w/e.
Oliver Scott
Female anatomy professor asked me to show my abs and quads to the class
James Sullivan
class: "solid"
David Cox
The weights include bar right?
If bar is included then I'm untrained which his fine because I'm still leaving Auschwitz.
If it's without bar though then I'm a weak piece of shit.
Blake Diaz
5'8 so kind of
Dylan Russell
yes you lift the bar too so it counts
Yeah that's the difference. Someone 5 feet tall will weigh less than someone 7 feet tall- thus the website thinks that the shorter person is MUCH better at lifting weights because they lift the same at a lower body weight- even if they have the same amount of muscle.
Christian Watson
>intermediate on all categories >tfw intermediate in everything except squat and floor pull
Lincoln Fisher
>Achieved my goal weight of 73 kg (lost 58kg) being 179cm tall. >Look very good on clothes now. My lifts are shitty tough, since i've been permacutting for a long time. Also, i started bulking at a 300~500 kcal surplus, but i freak out everytime i see some weight gain on the scale. At least im not fat anymore, r-right guys?
Jose Cook
keep lifting and you're gonna make it, you need to mire yourself and mire what you can become to move forward. Also eat protons
Colton Martinez
It's not like I do it EVERY day, it's just a great source if protons.
Bentley Mitchell
>1kg increase to my weighted pull ups and I hit advanced Fuck yeah.
My floor pull needs work however. Long legged master race.
Angel Young
a cute girl said hi to me before looking down, turning red, then walking away really fast. im autistic so im assuming she wants me to go initiate a conversation with her, what do guys?
Isaac Walker
This is me. Except I wasn't that fat, just a fat kid. But now I really don't want to revert back to that but I'm weak as shit from dieting too much.
Nathan Wood
you don't get fat over night so you shouldn't worry about it. if you are that scared then do a slow controlled bulk.
when you are
Carter Roberts
hit 1.5pl8 squat for 5 today, felt pretty good. almost at 1pl8 bench. girls are being more friendly lately, i dont know if it is because i have dialed back my autisme or what, but its feeling great
Bentley Lopez
Innitiate a conversation
Cooper King
are there any ways to not appear like a sperglord cuz i dont want her to see the autistic side of me just yet
Thomas Lee
why not?
Thomas Parker
I have a hard time knowing the right amount of fat. I still have belly fat which makes me self conscious but it doesn't really go away. I think I just need to tone my stomach.
Thomas Howard
jesus christ just talk to her. have you had contact with her before or have you literally not spoken to her, ever?
Lucas Harris
>I think I just need to tone my stomach. Spot reduction is a myth, you know.
John Gomez
>Spot reduction is a myth Yea but having no muscles isn't. I want abs but have no ab muscles.
Ayden Lopez
>I want abs but have no ab muscles. Then lower your bodyfat, and don't use the word "tone". It's a meaningless term peddled by fitness magazines and websites.
Ayden Lewis
I think you do not understand ssome basic fitness principles that aren't broscience. pls read and good luck
Dominic Hughes
>almost at goal body >girl I fucked keeps sending me vids of her orgasming
Jose Martinez
>good feels
Landon Phillips
Beat a PR for Diddies and OHP yesterday. Numbers aren't that good but I left the gym feeling genuinely good. I think about and anticipate lifting for the enxt day before I go to bed. And I like this.
Ayden Jones
>symmetrical strength >caring about strength instead of focusing solely on aesthetics never gonna make it breh
Ian King
Also smaller ROM at smaller height
Hunter Rogers
>Get absolutely fucked by illness >become twig because can't eat >finally it's over I can start recovering >dead 2pl8 today >realize it's not big but for me it's fucking incredible >only getting stronger
Matthew Martinez
That sounds incredible, keep it up user.
Connor Adams
this
Jackson Edwards
>>people at work have started calling me Captain Quark
Leo Morales
This is the first thing I thought of, shallow ass character baka