Tinder

Tinder

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Did i do good?

amazing
I'll use that

das phunny

That's some strong tinder game my man.

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Never change op.

she looks like an ayy lmao

What are u guys using as your anthems? Mine is "find yourself" by zyzz

I love these threads

BUMP

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Cringe
Also she seems boring

>a woman seems boring
Wow, no shit?

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love it. if I were a fag your humor would win me

FACE
HEIGHT
FRAME

Some of them are fun, for a while at least.

>ftw no one will ever tell you "you are so dam fine!"

>x
seriously the fuck is it with you britbongs

I really need to step my game up these are gold

Anyone got screenshots from Adie?

post tinder pic

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I'd let you unravel my layers, n-no homo

>shout me $5
>pizza, coffe, anything you want as long as you're paying for me

that's actually fucking hilarious and getting free shit is more of a drive to lift weights than banging random sloots desu.

this is real motivation, cheers

good one

im stealing that one

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>haha

My legacy lives haahahaha

>having all that shit all over the floor
>eating in your bed
got what he deserved desu

>not eating in your bed
It's like you don't want to be comfy or something.

>pinky toenail that big

What a mutant

lmao you really missed the point here you gymcel manlet

it's all about the face and frame, gymcelling will not help

>motivation to lift weights
>guy is literally a male model

kekekekeke

Yes lift weights you will look like that

The weights you lift will change the shape of your face

AHAHAHHA

AHAHHAHA

AHHAHAHAHA

AHHAHAHA

ireally dont understand why you come here

Wow we've got a real wordsmith over here

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>they actually fell for the height face frame meme.

did you REALLY fall for the MEME?

Trying to find a German wife would've been easier in ww2 era

Sex is good though since I'm Murican and have money

Genocide is a noun, not a verb, you mongoloid.

Dude, the picture is of a guy in a shirt. No indication he lifts at all.

Of course being a sick cunt will make you more attractive, but this guy totally missed the point of that tinder account

Also, lifting for girls is totally retarded. And you should feel retarded for doing it.

Be a sickcunt for your pride and self esteem not for bitches

Plus your final form should be something too big for women to consider ideal if you're a real man desu

You sound like a shit person.

Hi Megan!

what does it even mean?

props on the tinder game but that dude isnt particularly handsome

>people with dysmorphia this bad exist

kekekekekeke

Protip: Step outside dumbass.

If you see 10,000 guys, and none of them are more handsome than that guy (Odds are, none of them will be) then the guy is 'particulary handsome'

imbecile lamo

Thot btfo

>write something nice

He's just targetting bottom game, big fucking deal

FUCKING REKT

MADMAN
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After a week of shitty brown and stringy avocados, I laughed the fuck out loud at this.

sad-trombone.jpg

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Should have gone with "Not talk to you"

Yeah? And you're targeting no game at all, so what does that say about you?

>I will find Sasuke!

jess sounds like top bants

Is it actually him guys??

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>Genocide is a noun, not a verb, you mongoloid.

Underrated post.

Bro the savagery would have been intense

can it be?

fresh match. dubs decides what I say.

I WANNA CUMMY IN YOUR TUMMY :3

>"you're no looker but I guess I can do it if you put a bag on your head"

Are you an archaeologist?

When did you start your transition?

Are you an archaeologist?

Hey, would you like to go out for a coffee any time soon?

5%

WINRAR

Fuckin WinRar

Are you an archaeologist

you gotta wait until she responds champ

waiting for reply

I have a large examine for you to bone

premature. my bad. waiting.

im german and im not even mad that was savage as fuck

>"Going by your tattoo, I take it you're a big fan of Huey Lewis and the News?"

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reroll

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god fucking dammit my sides

It is disgusting though.

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Nz my nigga.

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>the /pol/ and Veeky Forums mashup

this is how bedrooms look when mummy isn't there to clean up after you.

start living like a real human bean.

>mfw I went to school with her

oiled up. light abuse.
neck area looking like shit.
manlet?

>tfw been on tinder for 2 weeks
>tfw too lazy to initiate contact and only chat to girls who message me
>have 350 matches and have only spoken to 40 or so
>dubs decides what I say to 20 random girls on there