Left or right?

left because it hides his outie deformity

Left with trimmed beard and shaved stomach
I hate my body hair but somehow I like my chest hair

A balance of both would be ideal.

He looks so much stronger,buffer and alpha on the left.He did good growing that beard,he looks like a cucked beta orbiter on the right pic.

left is for fags and girls with daddy issues
right attracts normal woman

somewhere inbetween

Left, but beard is too long. He should keep it short

t. self concious person with said daddy issues projecting

Be left. Fuck right. I'd trim the beard up though. It's a lil rectangular for my tastes.

right

3mm long beard is the perfect beard

Right for preteen girls and left for everyone else, but trim the beard as that looks retarded.

left with short beard

>left

faggot numale cuck that's also fat

>right

looks beta

right side wins out.

Right is right

right but with a mustache

This, just trim that shit down a little.

This desu. I want to see a middle option.

3mm isn't a beard. That's stubble. And depending on the amount of shaping a guy does, it's douchebag designer stubble.

Left with shorter beard, less gay hair and 8 more lbs of muscle

get out you hipster fuck

Left.
If it was me though I'd get a longer beard.

What a friendly face. I'm jelly.

Neither

Should have trimmed and been in the middle

Furbags look like shit
Sleeks are gay
Trimmed are masterrace

Which side for attracting females and which side for males
I say right and left

Go full tom selleck old cowboy.
Let the body hair grow, keep a permanent 5'o clock shadow and a full moustache.

Left. Just trim the hair and beard down to 1" with clippers

Left, Minus the beard.

same guy, no defference

>tfw hairy and I fucking hate it
>Have to shave my ass every few months just shit and toilet paper doesn't get stuck in the hairs
>now my back is getting hairs here and there

FUCK

I can tell they are the same guy, but how did he grow out his beard and chest hair so quickly for the photo?

confirmed

Best drug for hair growth?

Both

left cos hes daddy af

ur mom

Welcome to puberty

Not everyone turns into a werewolf during puberty. I'm lucky back/shoulder hair doesn't run in my genes

>beards
>alpha

are you fucking serious? every nu male has a beard
having a beard does not make you more alpha, or more masculine. if you have one, youre a cuck. plain and simple. blame nu males. beards are for faggots

Agreed. Beards used to be manly. But then they turned into the domain of every single-mother-raised NuMale seeking an idea of a father figure they never had. Ron Swanson quotes left and right. Add in the love of craft whiskeys, IPA's, and meme-ing of bacon from a few years ago.

Beards are for guys who carry messenger bags on the bus and say "problematic" in conversation.

Only women choose right
Men choose left

N-no homo.

Top kek @ pic

It depends. If you're wearing a beanie tilted back with a nu-male hair cut and glasses and a flannel buttoned all the way up then yeah, you're a cuck. But if you have an 18+ inch neck and a beard and buzzcut and deadlift over 500 lbs it's a different story.

Left.

Growing my beard out, think I might grow it as long as him.

>88
Confirmed.