That first bite of the day

>that first bite of the day

wtf is that.
looks like blood and pus.
im australian we just eat vegemite. that spread has the most protein per 100g out of any spread.

leave it to the aussi to not know what this is. whats it like to have no soul?

dunno mate, at least i know whats its like to eat 2 slices of toast containing 60grams of protein

Jam sandwiches are god tier tbqh

Also what it's like to eat 2 slices of toast containing 7 grams of sodium, apparently

B R E H

im going to go make one now

>tfw PB&J with boysenberry jelly dipped in milk
Ultimate comfort food for me.

what in the unholy fuck is vegemite

Do you speaka my language?

vegemite is shit, marmite is better

he just smiled back

>eating bread

Hey, fuck you, bread is AWESOME!

its PB&J you outback inbred

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fuck off u britbong. vegemite is better in everyway and has a much stronger taste, marmite is just vegemite mixed with butter it tastes like trash. dont be a pussy and eat the real thing.

>eating a jar of vegemite and consuming 19800mg of sodium
>a-at least i got 450g of protein

>not eating bread

Bread is part of ourselves as humans, every culture in the world has a distinctive bread; even americans and jews, think about that!

oh lol peanut butter and jam? what a weird combo. also america are the inbred pooftas that fuck their sisters in texas or whatever, australia is most diverse country since there is every ethnicity here so u get to choose what ur kids get to look like.w

So is being 300lb i guess

What was the first sip meme about? i missed it

get the fuck outta here with that brown shit

>TFW when bread
>Can't help myself
>Eat a quarter of a load of Italian bread in a sitting
>End up double-timing on the treadmill to punish myself

Also, I apparently can't type this morning. I when when and eat loads.

I put peanut butter on chocolate chip cookies yestetday.
This bulk will never end.

Nah Bovril is best

>Bovril

I drink it on frosty days, reminds me of my childhood.