Ok guys, I need your help. I can't masturbate till Christmas Eve. I hate nofap and thinks it's a fucking cult...

Ok guys, I need your help. I can't masturbate till Christmas Eve. I hate nofap and thinks it's a fucking cult, but I need tips to make it through this. What are some tips to resist stroking my dick?

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Do something besides stroking your dick

first, stop looking at pictures like that

Pray to the lord

Why cant you jerk off?

Didn't want to, but you know just as well as I these kinds of pictures get your threads noticed far easier. And besides, if I was to actually use a related pic it would be of me just sitting in a chair or something.

suppress test

It's a dumb reason not worth mentioning, just wanted to know if anyone has pro-tips to not get horny. I fell into the habit a lot of people here of
1) Gym
2) Shake
3) Jack off
4) Shower

>I hate nofap and thinks it's a fucking cult

Have sex with a woman.