'mirin general /mg/

I'm not your love, darling

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Coworker that started going to the gym keeps groping my arms and shoulders
>it's a dude
>he doesn't say no homo, dont know how to tell him he should

you just need to start saying it mate, he'll catch on eventually

Yeah it's autistic that you ripped it off, I cringed. The other things you did for attention are ok I do it too but I'm a girl

>first date with that 153cm (5' ) girl
>catch her eyes on my bicceps a few times
>tfw still dyel

idk what to think about her tho.
i'd fuck her, but i dont know her personality enough to decide if i wana gf her.

bad thing is she have a really "speed" personality, always doing things left and right, doesnt sleep enough, never stop moving, while i'm that tall calm guy.

suck his dick to assert your dominance.

okay this started off pretty good but then

>you smell good

what?

>girl at my work comes and finds me
>i need your help
>o-ok
>can you move this? its too heavy!
>aww you can't move this anonette?
>no i need your m-muscles (she stuttered on muscles)
>t-there you go

So I haven't had much in the way of mires since high school when I was a wrestler, but now that I'm getting back into things (lifting, soon to go back to my old muay thai gym, eating right) I've pretty quickly made decent gains and look batter than your average normie (but not good by my standards or Veeky Forums standards). But I did recently get what is my most appreciated and generally favorite mire ever. Just so the story makes sense, I am a cashier at a local sporting goods store in the northwest. Sometimes we get busy but mostly its not too bad.

>Today was a busy day
>Given the nature of the a tore that means lots of old fat people, young fat people, or weird dudes who give you the impression they like to drown cats
>I have a line with 3 customers in it at my register
>First one is an old man who lost his legs in Vietnam, I've actually talked to him a few times, pretty nice guy.
>Next one is Chad and Stacy, I keep my manlet face pointed where it belongs- anywhere but Stacy
>While I'm doing this I notice customer number 3
>There is just this look you get with certain customers, when you just know they're gonna smell fucked up
>In this case it was a fat and her autistic spawn (who I'm pretty sure was gonna be the culprit of whatever I was about to smell)
>All they've got is an airsoft pistol which he's holding and some BBs
>Chad finishes up and goes to fuck Stacy in his pickup
>Here we go
>Poor kid puts the pistol and what must have been a years worth of savings on the counter, explain that in the future to give the money to his mom before they get to the counter because technically we aren't supposed to sell them to kids even if their parents are around, but that I'm gonna let it slide
>Surprisingly they're cool about it
>Transaction is taking forever cause he is paying with a combination of several ones, and the rest is a bunch of random coins
>It's gonna be like $70
Cont

>While I'm counting a tiny 5' girl who is 16-17, thin, and has a seriously nice ass starts talking to the two a little here and there but mainly texting
>Figure she's a moody teen
>But still wanna talk to her cause she's an easy 9/10 for me
>Ask the family (but make it obvious I'm referring to her) if they've done anything exciting today
>Mother fat says not really
>Suddenly it's like something flipped in her brain and she just started staring and me, giggling when she talked describing her day, etc…
>I'm purposely dragging out the transaction at this point
>We start talking about our various jobs and how they suck
>She works in a theater down the street
>”Oh man I should go work there and we could watch movies together” I said jokingly
>She giggles and tells me that'd be fun (not in a serious way, just a light flirty thing, I imagine due to mother fat standing right there)
>I've finished counting and am just finalizing the transaction at this point
>Mother fat and brother autism are distracted by sodas and keychain toys respectively
>The receipt prints and I kinda hold it in direction of brother autism, and start wrapping up the conversation with sister semen demon
>Sister semen demon grabs my hand accidentally when she decides to get the receipt realizing brother autism isn't gonna get it
>She pulls her hand back and blushes
>Hand her the receipt and smile at her
>She takes it and they start to leave
>Say I hope they manage to have an exciting day,
>Sister semen demon turns around quickly and says you too while giving me a really cute wave

I guess it doesn't necessarily fall into the realm of mires but this never happened when I was out of shape so I think mires have something to do with it. Anyway I applied for a job at that theater after talking to her again later on that week. I kinda wanna ask her out but I don't think that'd be a good idea, either for retaining this job or the possible theater job.

Never been mired.

Cont faggot

>Anyway I applied for a job at that theater after talking to her again later on that week

wew lad

I can say however that people treat me 100% different nowadays. I used to be a 6 foot, skinny-fat, dyel back in the day. People disrespected me a lot, didn't consider my opinion worth considering, didn't attract grills, etc. Now I'm 270 lbs. bear mode and people treat me entirely different. It's night and day, people ask for my advice at the gym, I never get fucked with by ghetto people (lots of that where I'm from), and I generally get a lot more respect from anyone I meet. Also opportunities with women present themselves more often. Bitches don't throw themselves at me but I honestly think that getting GFs is more about social circles and self-confidence than anything. Lifting doesn't matter to them.

Pretty cringy.

There's no better feeling than fucking the girl that didn't want you before you were fit, then completely disregarding her after you hit it.

>applied for a job
Stop man, that's just creepy. Wait until she comes back.

How old are you? If you aren't young as fuck and inexperienced applying there just for her is way too far.

Teenage girls will flirt with any dude that's attractive, you're setting yourself up for some oneitis disappointment. Either straight up go in there and ask her out or see if she comes back to your store

>applied for a job at that theater

jesus fuck no. Thats the worst thing you could do right now

>21y/73kg/182cm
>end of first month after a 3 year break from gym
>40kg bench is hard work ok
>arms are marginally puffed
>Chinese friend chatting to female friend, also chinese
>She's doing empty bar front squats
>Saunter over to say I'm going home, get introduced to her
>Pull my jacket on
>"You look stronger without the jacket."
>"Y-you too"

Is this a mire story?

>started new job in a new city
>really hard to find an affordable apartment
>my buddy managed to get me a room in his shared apartment, one of his flat mates is abroad for a few weeks
>so I have less stress to find my own place and safe money (no hotel)
>week two
>really stressful week at company and I'm tired as fuck, back at the apartment I just chill on the couch and have a few drinks, just watching TV
>I remember our housemate joined me on the couch, just relaxing, watching some show and drinks
>wake up with her lying on me, snuggling, caressing my hair
>she was not asleep, still watching TV
>I ignored the whole situation, said I'm going to bed and wished her a good night
>as I got up she apologized, said she just felt like it
>I just cracked sympathetic smile, still half asleep
>after this she was more covert in her efforts

Well, these were some awkward weeks until I moved out. Especially when her boyfriend was present, a really cool dude.

sounds like she was in heat.

if she was sorta cuddling with you out of nowhere, she defo liked you in some way.

She prolly wouldnt have fucked you are anything or suck your dick on the spot, but girls dont just rest on someone chest if they dont feel very comfortable with that person

Are you actually fit tho? I mean this is a mire thread, so i expect everyone here getting mired for being fit, but i still gotta ask

pic unrelated, its where I go fishing to get some peace during weekends
>going to lectures and working at the same time
>did not visit my regular gym for 2 months as I had only the time to do pullups after work ( after 02:00 AM )
>finally started going again
>everyone asking wtf happened since I went from 75 kgs to 87 by changing diet ( height is 185cm)
Could be better man, looking forward to going 90-95 till end of February b4 cut

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I am 'fit'. And besides the normal hello and some small talk we never had an interaction longer than a few minutes, especially not alone. So I guess it was not my character she was attracted to. I can't remember what we talked about on the couch, I was already tipsy when she joined me.

Brehs help me, how do you tell if a girl is mirin and just shy or if she's just a flirt and doesn't really give a fuck about you?

>qt I like is always trying to get my attention anytime another girl talks to me
>the more Veeky Forums I'm getting the more she seeks me out
>but anytime I make a move she has an excuse for why she can't

I tried the aggressive approach and outright asked her out and she keeps putting it off. My mindset is if a girl doesn't seem like she wants to make time for me, I'm probably not on her radar, is that a safe assumption?

I'm at the level where I only get 'mires from children and teenagers. It's awkward cuz I'm 25 so those 17/18/19 yr olds are close enough in age that it doesn't seem weird to flirt in person but then seems totally creepy when you stop and think about it.

>nice butt
>hey daddy
^This is creepy af to me
>teenage girls very obviously trying to play it cool around me
I wish I realized how obvious the signs are when I was that age.

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Someone should make a chart of 'mires. Here's my stab at it except there's more space between some tiers than others:
>straight dudes
>gay dudes
>real women
>"straight" dudes
>Your aunty
>teenage girls
>your mum
>children

If she had a boyfriend in that situation then she's a sloot and wanted the D.

If she was drunk she might have regretted that decision or felt conflicted about it but she definitely wanted the D at that moment.

>I tried the aggressive approach and outright asked

lmao, alphas don't question, they command and take. Their main trick is wanting to be mirrored, if you are weak enough to mirror them they ignore you, if you are your own uncompromising man they will compromise to you - which is what they really want.

Dont forget fat chicks. I dont know if its just me, but since ive gotten fit, fat chicks have gotten insanely aggressive

What do you mean by mirrored? Sorry if i seem autistic, im just really inexperienced and trying to avoid being a beta

>go to mall last Sunday for cologne and vidya
>walk up to the kiosk and a q-t3.14 blonde with green eyes hands me a perfume sample on some cardboard
>I tilt my head and ask her in a confused voice "what is this"
>she says its a sample
>I sniff it and she ask what cologne ii like
>I reply "Curve"
>she then proceeds to show me about 8 samples of cologne while talking about how I have nice eyes
>I pick the sons to last sample and she goes "That's my favorite one. I like how you know what you want"
>purchase cologne and go buy some vidya
>walk past the kiosk the girl was at and she waves goodbye to me
>I wave back
>I get home and check out my new cologne
>its says "Parfume" on the box
>mfw I brought perfume instead of cologne

>in Bed with grill after Sex
>She finds the oil we used for lube and starts rubbing it on my chest
>"i feel like an assistant preparing a muscle man"

top kek im 1.83 77kg

This if one of the rare cases where the woman in the story ABSOLUTELY wanted the D 100% and if user had started making out with her he could have fucked her then and there.

Not that he should have.

>user fell for the female's trickery

I get mired on a daily basis. I'm a TA in grad school, teaching about 90 kids semester. undergrads ask me if I lift all the time. The girls will ask if I used to be an athlete and the guys just say "damn son you look big today", ask when I'm lifting that day or for some lifting advice. I feel like a rock star and it's nice they don't seem to dislike me. I've had 3 girls this semester ask for my number after class and I say no as nicely as possible. They get sassy when I won't say why but I don't owe them anything so I just play dumb :)

The fuck is up with his natty conehead?

>he thinks she was 'miring
LaughingWhores.jpg has never been more appropriate.

To be fair. I never go shopping. I usually just buy clothes from my friends. I don't like crowded places ever since I got out of jail in 2013.

Women want you to copy their mood to see if you are easily led by emotion, their concerns always amount to you giving excessive weight to their trivial concerns, just don't do it, their shit is easily solved from the masculine perspective but the price for your service is sex and pleasantness from them. So ignore the way they glorify weaknesses and do your own thing in a way that shows you aren't as stupid as they are.

>women you want to fuck

>POWER GAP

>women you don't want to fuck
>teenage girls (too easy to impress)

>POWER GAP

>children
>men, regardless of sexual orientation
>relatives, never believe anything a relative says about you, unless it's negative

Children are higher than men because at least children are usually honest. Their opinion is no more relevant than men's but at least it is their genuine opinion whereas men will lie to get you to be their friend.

Parfum is for men too, user. It's stronger than cologne but doesn't have those after shave benefits. Think of it as deodorant vs anti-persperant

>leaving the gym with my gym bro
>qt receptionist says "bye" and we make eye contact, both smile (totally not the polite "I'm working smile" because those things does not exist in these threads) and I give her a little wave
>go home and play DnD (with gymbro and others)

aplhus as ferk

So I didn't buy girly perfume?

I know. It is always the woman you try not to fuck who wants the D.
Roommates, colleagues or friend of a friend.

I was mired by my mum's friends, they hadn't seen me in a long time

One of them is a real milf but she's strictly off limits I'm a good boy I'd never do it

Every chick who wants my D either already has a boyfriend or is unattractive.

Since I started lifting people seem to take me for being stupid meathead. Some guys started being agressive towards me when near girls. But at least my back dont hurt anymore when sitting for prolonged periods of time.

>so I just play dumb
not slayin that undergrad pussy IS dumb you faggot

>go to work christmas party
>wearing nice form fitting sweater
>trying to socialize with people I have almost nothing in common with
>talk to a group with a qt I know
>see myself in the mirror while they are talking to each other
>damn I look good

You can't mire yourself, that's not how the cookie crumbles

Actually, if I saw my reflection and mired (I don't) I bet that would be a massive boost to my ego, possibly better than being mired by others. I'm my harshest critic. Compliments from others don't mean much.

She wants the validation. Also, you're her plan C - in case Chad and Jody bail ship.

Makes sense, im gonna keep thstnin mind. Im inexperienced but i definitely try to avoid compromising myself as a person for anybody, even qts.
Thats what my gut was telling me too. Just gonna move onto a new girl.

thanks brehs

>Implying I need shitty casual sex when I have God tier pussy at home
LOL

>Christmas shopping at mall
>going up escalator towards food court exit
>some Mom and her young son going up behind me
>kid asks for something at the food court
>Mom says "I bet that man doesn't eat that kind of junk food, don't you want to be big and strong like him?"
>obviously referring to me because I'm an actual bodybuilder
I like mires like that
Plenty of stories of women miring but honestly if you're not autistic you'll notice that bitches are thirsty.

Pics?

I Weight the Same and can bench 80kg for reps, I swear fit is full of fatties..
Ur not aesthetic above 10℅ bf u faggots

it's not a proper mirin' story if you're the one who's mirin'

im 75kg 186cm and can do 80kgx15
i never wanna get strongfat. Just dont understand why one would want to be 100kg and high fat%.

no you uneducated fuckwit

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>been lifting for a bit over a year
>Still beats looking like you fucking dyel

LMAO
M
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stop digging user

You wish faggot

>i'd fuck her
Wait, you haven't yet?

I got somewhat fit, not even ripped, just to the point where tight shirts look good on me.
Recently notices that maybe 2 out of 3 anime weaboos and underage shy grills keep looking nervously at me when I take the subway. I don't even wear autistic shirts or anime pins on my bag and as far as I know I don't look like a fucking anime character
Shit is weird, and not my target , but it's something.

>underage shy grills
hit it user

>anime weaboos and underage shy grills

I bet these grills are the type to pretend they like effeminate twinks like kpop fags or Bieber when they're among their friends. Meanwhile what do they actually respond to? Chad.

Twink propaganda btfo.

That looks cozy as fuck

>in uni having coffee with friend
>there's a pink haired obese midget sitting close to me
>girl looking at me instead of him
i consider that a mire in my book. also a red haired hardcore punk kind of girl has been miring me round campus the past 2 weeks.

apart from that, nothing. haven't had enough of a life to encounter many girls in the recent run up to exams. actually have an exam in an hour.

12kgs in 2 months? 1.3kgs a week? how much fat has that resulted in?

>lying in bed with gf
>haven't seen her in 2 weeks
>making noob gains so fast
>it's late she's half asleep
>she puts her hand on my chest
>"Woah"

she's in the driver's seat, you're not. move on.

girls don't like being in the driver's seat. she doesn't want to be there. her being the dominant one in that way and not giving it up to you is her way of telling you that she isn't interested in letting you take that position. she doesn't think you have the balls.

these threads are always good for a laugh at poor delusional souls

>she looked at me! miring!!!!

last 2.5-3 months I`ve been mired like 10 times more than I`ve been in my entire life put together. all thanks to Veeky Forums and finally upping my protein intake.

I get not only mired, but girls find excuses to touch my arms and chest when they talk to me. I found out that I`m surprisingly calm and in control when girls approach me. It`s only when I`m the one hitting on them that I get nervous.

>random (really skinny, but 6/10) redhead starts chatting me up at work
>she puts hand out for me to shake
>I grab it and pull her to me for a peck on my face, tell her shaking hands is boring
>She comes back every day, I take her to the work stairs where there are no cameras, eventually kiss her by the lips
>she later says I am "going too fast" when I call her
>some warning bells ring on my head
>eventually I bail out

I only recall a couple other times I felt so calm when flirting, and it was always with girls who either were really shy, or girls who were doing all the hard work themselves so no worry of rejection for me.

>last friday or so new employees were hired
>including cute, young brunette
>sunday I spend the day teaching them shit
>the brunette asks me for help, holds me, keeps telling me to come back when I am with the others
>last few days, whenever I`m around she calls my name and tells me to stay with her, I hold her hand and she squeezes it. she calls me 'pretty'. later says if I`m fired she`ll cry (there were lay-offs this week)
>a guy at work tells me to 'watch out' with her
>a friend of hers mentions she fools around
>big ring on her finger (looks 18yo at most, acts like a teen)
>I get a bit put-off so don`t flirt back for a couple days
>she asks me what`s wrong, I say I`m not into drama
>she grabs my hand, says "if you try to run away from me I`ll run after you"

this is going to be a wild one. dunno if I should be worried or bracing for crazy sex...

>shitting where you eat

guess you don't really care about your job that much

A teenage cashier at chickfila said I was cute
Pushed by luck and asked her for a free ice cream
She gave me a fruit parfait instead
Made it.

my theory was that as all of their acquaintances ARE twinks and dyels with faggy haircuts and beta attitudes, anyone who diverts from that type of guy is good to go for them

Wtf is that on her right thigh? The weird lump after her ass.

they do. I'm basically king around any nerd or weeb girls and their beta male "friends"

They don't even try to hide it. Even the ones that pretend that they hate big meatheads crumble the moment you show you aren't a douche

Mire story

>be at gym
>see qt 3.14 guy
>late, nobody else in the gym
>he keeps making eye contact with me in the mirrors
>i decide to have a little fun
>wearing compression pants
>stick my ass out a little in between sets
>he looks at me in the mirror again
>eventually starts rubbing my ass
>i smile at him in the mirror and let him keep going
>he reaches around to the front and starts rubbing my penis
>he goes into my pants and starts tugging my hard cock
>he's intensely just staring into my eyes in the mirror the whole time
>takes me all the way to completion
>looks me in the eyes via mirror and says "nice butt, kiddo"
>i can only muster a "th-thanks"

tfw homegym masterrace

audible keks

>do volunteer ambulance officer work at public events
>only get mired by old ladies and girls who are barely 15 years old

one day, Veeky Forums

Cancer. It's terminal.

This is weird because I came up with this conclusion today at work when I started to become self aware of all the stares i was getting from female co-workers. Don't flock to them, let them flock to you.

>last night
>known grll for years
>see each other every few weeks
>bulk season
>oh my god user when did your chest get so big?
>keeps staring
>...
>can I touch it?

We're all gonna make it bros

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