Good morning

>good morning
>workout in afternoon

>deadlift
>still alive

>curls
>standing straight

>LUGESZS
>HABENT EBEN BREKFEST YET

lmao every time

>hang clean
>haven't washed my sack in days

>farmers walks
>live in city

>landmines
>don't explode

>decline bench
>do it anyway

>jerk
>have flacid penis

or
>jerk
>i'm a polite guy

fuck you

>cleans
>house still dirty

>diamond pushups
>shit only contains peanuts

>finally overhead press 1pl8
>it's a plate of chicken breast, rice and broccoli

>bench press
>you push the metal bar instead

>tricep "kick" backs
>you use your arms instead

When will they learn?

>power walk
>feel like a sissy man

Should i workout in the morning or in the afternoon?

>trap bar
>there are no transsexuals at this drinking establishment (that you know of)

Yes.

>protein fart
>breath it all in so my gains don't disappear into thin air

>do curls
>I'm still straight
>oh, wait...

>shrugs
>still concerned

>pull-over
>gym is warm

add some towel rows

>Hyperextensions
Still short.

>squat
>actually own the house

>dumbbell jerk
>I'm actually a nice guy

>snatch
>have benis :D

>straight-leg deadlift
>still gay

>tfw you've unironically done this

>calf raise
>not a heifer

>Shrugs
>I'm actually interested

>skullcrushers
>son't even make contact with skull

>farmers carry
>I forgot what vaginas taste like

>leg extensions
>still a manlet

>powerlifting
>no electricity involved

>RDL
>not Romanian
>alive
>have never lifted

>kettlebell swings
>pot calls me black

>French press
>get shot

>westside for skinny bastards
>370 lbs at 5'10

> push ups to failure
> already a freakin failure

>get thirsty
>drink water
rely make su thinkt

...

> chin-up
> chin points forward

>pushups to failure
>fail before reaching failure

> clean and jerk
> just an unwashed nice guy

>hypertrophy
>never won anything

>Protein shake
>Use a blender instead

>hammer curls
>use dumbells instead

>Dips
>Lights up Camel. If Black? Newport.

Fig :sdddd

> Romanian dead lifts
> I am German, we use mass graves

> lat pulldowns
> the weight moves up

> inclined bench press
> the weight is resisting

you're doing them wrong then, tbqh.

>not maximizing PFT scores with chin up

>Lat pulldowns
>Bat wing out at the hips now.

>piggy-back ride
>being carried by hooman

> row
> we're not moving

> planking
> 2016

Kek