Since you guys are so tough and think you can beat a German shepheard in a fight, you think you can beat a mountain lion?
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Since you guys are so tough and think you can beat a German shepheard in a fight, you think you can beat a mountain lion?
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I would rape that mountain lion as if it were my ex girlfriend
You have an ex girlfriend?
>literally just yell and the big pussy fucks off into the bushes
imma have to go with yes
I wrestle with young cougars in my bedroom every weekend OP.
Yes, many. I also have a current girl friend.
Pro tip: If you ever see a mountain lion in the wild its because he wants you to see him
If the cat wants to kill you, you wont see it coming
Mountain lions are terrifying. I'm more afraid of them than bears and you should be too.
exactly how would you go about raping a mountain lion
over power
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Finish
>fishing at river
>this walks up to you
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idk man bears are pretty scary, and they're massive
really user?
you'd do that to this?
They can kill you more dead, but they just want you to fuck off so they can eat their fish and berries alone
Yes. I literally cannot get enough pussy
gtfo my board normies REEEEEEEEEEEE
>they can kill you more dead
wat
No, you get off my board you feel fag or else I will kick your ass
>you will never fight a bear and bring its glorious hide home as a trophy
could you beat a beaver in a fight if you're both in the water, Veeky Forums?
fight me irl you fucking normie scum
>Sheltered white people from cities think they can kill apex predators with their hands
can i swim?
>Your waifu isn't real
Meet me at 86 Pike street, Seattle tonight at 7pm and I'll make you regret ever feeling a feel on my board.
woah tuff guy take a chill pill
Don't fucking tell me to chill
No, you meet me at 1221 Madison street tonight at 7pm and I'll kiss roughly for ever being such a normie faggot on my board.
lmao is that pic legit?
it's spelt GIRLFRIEND you fucking normie there is no space in there!
oh m-me? I don't have a g-girlfriend right n-now.. eheheh......
I don't know, CAN you?
could you german suplex a tiger, Veeky Forums?
Or how about a helicopter? Could you beat a helicopter in a fight to the death?
Most definitely. I was curling lmao1heli my second day in the gym.
I got your prescription.
could you a deer, fit?
>he hasn't killed a tiger with his bare hands.
>implying it would make a difference against THIS
>Tips scalp
FUCK i want a pet bear so FUCKIN BAD
Can you imagine a bear with a dogs attitude of chillness. God why do you make the best things impossible or unreal. Why even be alive.