Pick one Veeky Forums

Pick one Veeky Forums

BBC, could get fit as fuark and get into sports to get lots of cash desu

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pretty boy twink for me. that's all women in that age care about. looks and height. most Bieber fans are qt (above age) and sometimes crazy/insane tumblr type white or asian girls which makes my peepee go even more up. it's best choice

what if I'm a homo

>Pick one Veeky Forums
I tell the genie to fuck off, wishes are for chumps, they're always twisted around to screw you over.

I take the lamp the genie lives in and drop it in the deepest part of the ocean.

trust fund fratboy duh

anybody who picks different is an idiot

pick twink

>Trust fund baby
I don't live for the puuusaaaay. Good job, good money, free time to get thicc and juoicy. That's living the dream.

Make me trust fund fratboy NOW

probably chad thunderfuck and kill myself after

As long as I can forget the memories.

I'm already emofag. p content with it desu. 26 and sleeping with a 19 year old who is a freshman in college.

when will this pussy train ever end???

Is he sad in that picture because he lost a foot?

No, he lost his whey.

Chad doesn't hit a wall. He becomes a dickhead boss

>tfw look like an emofag (really youthful face, often get mistaken for being 14, will age gracefully)
>but just want to be a Chad deep down
>putting on 25 pounds from lifting and bulking has only made me go from skelly to ottermode

I will never be Chad

where's the low income no job no physique no friends option?

that's me

I can be in emofag category.
but change guitar for violoncello.

I hope not be arrested...

These are all terrible options.

Life give you terrible options all the time.

Look I just want to be a qt fat bottomed cat femboy, do you have any images that have that as a choice?

You're close, ottermode is fine
Wise
Furfag pls

These are horrible.
Ill stick with what a got.
5'11" turbo manlet
Native American w/ a beautiful face.

>Native American
I am so sorry user

Trust fund frat boy

Oh hey look I'm already there

>casino Americans
>beautiful

Damn tree niggers, when will they learn

Your low IQ won't be able to think of that. Try again.

this is fucking cancer
fuck off from Veeky Forums with your non fit related crap

why does the twink get the height bonus and not chad?

/r9k/ has a warped perception on CHAD
they think he's a roided tatted and tanned "douchebag" when in reality he's a genetically perfect specimen with a godlike hormonal profile

what the fuck are those jawlines

this

emofag or twink depending on how good those guitar skills are

Strange north-american genetics.
But also implants.

DON'T LOSE YOUR WHEYYYYYYYYY

pick BBC
>get fit af
>get into porn
>fuck big assed thiccs everyday
>stay out of prison
>?????
>profit

this, and ou can always go younger because money

trust fund baby

high income -> earlier retirement and fucking freedom

the pussy is just a bonus

Twink

I choose twink except I want to be a short twink with a mature Amazonian gf.