Be 5"9 "manlet"

>Be 5"9 "manlet"
>Told gril I was 6ft
>need to grow 3 inches in the next day or two

Looking for platform shoes online. It's funny how just 3 inches, which is less than 5% of my height makes me attractive and not short all of a sudden.

Hahaha this is you when you meet

>5'10
>coworker shorter than me
>girl asks him how tall he is
>says 6'
>"wow you're so tall"

Women are fucking retarded, she is not going to be able to tell

You should also buy insoles for another few inches, I have 5'8" friends who walk around looking 6'2" and get mired by girls all the time.

I don't bother trying tho I just got a bad roll and accepted I will never have a gf.

5'3"
Bald
Wristlet
Dicklet (I have literally been diagnosed with micropenis FML)
Big nose
Chinlet

The list goes on...

Did somebody say 5%?
C'MON

>be 182cm
>tell every girl im 186cm (thats a huge difference, you know?)
>they believe this shit

>actually be 195cm barefoot
>don't have to lie about my height
>read manlet threads on Veeky Forums and laugh

5'9" is pushing it, OP is fucking retarded

What keeps you going? Seriously? The only thing for me is I have a good face, I'd kill myself instantly if I were you

3 inches is 5.1% of your height, manlet

Vidya and porn desu

Yeah I'm too afraid to an hero.

Forgot to say in my list I'm very badly cross eyed, have pectus excavatum and a bad curve in my spine, I fucking literally look like quasi modo except worse.

I could still go on but listing this shit is depressing. I laugh about it too tho sometimes cause I wonder if reincarnation is real I must have been some fucklord in my last life, I have honestly never even made eye contact with a unrelated girl.

JUST

Did you not read what you replied to, his coworker was SHORTER than 5'10

Since you don't have much to live for, post a pic pls

>be me 5'10
>have friend girl who is like 5'8
>she claims 5'10 all the time
>All her friends think im like 6'

No way, I haven't looked in a mirror or at a picture of myself in years I'm not doing that to myself ever again

No I didn't read who I replied to

Anyone else tell people they're shorter then they are to make manlets look even more insecure about their height?

>be 6ft
>at a party yesterday with 2 mates
>both of them are atleast 2 inches shorter than me
>2 girls come to talk with us
>conversation turns to height
>one of my mates say hes 6ft, the other says 6'1ft
>Girls turn to me "Then you must be like 6'3-6'4
>"Lol nope I'm 6ft, these manlets are lieing or can't read numbers"
>Manlet 1 starts to rage and religulously defend his height "got measured by a doctor, I ain't lieing!"
>Manlet 2 admits he lied and starts bashing manier 1 together with the 2 girls.

When will they learn?

Post a pic or you a lying. Fucking faggot.

You must be doing this to make every manlet in this thread feel good, but why? Are you able to jerk off to the feeling?

Im 5'8" and some guy shorter than me looked at me in the eyes and just went "yeah im 5'10" bro"
I told him im 5'8" and theres no way hes 5'10" and just just said "maybe you're 5'10" as well"
The thing is most guys dont really know their height and just estimate it using their ego.

most guys aren't as autistic as us so don't really obsess about precise numbers

I'm 6 3" legit and if this happens to me im gonna say im 6 foot even and tell other people theyre lying about their height

>imperial system
>precise numbers

kek

>Being this mad

I'm not lying, and I'm not posting a picture on this fucking board to become a meme.

Then the correct answer would have been "idk bro somewhere around average"
If you dont know youre precise measurement dont give a precise answer

Yes, all the fucking time, there was this guy i didn't like much, since he always talked shit about one of my friends, he was the kind of manlet that was smaller than most girls.
While talking to him about dating once, and i started talking about how vain some girls are, because i already got rejected for not being tall enough, even through im 6 feet, which is considered tall here.

>youre
*u're

Fucking kek I always do this too. I'm 6'2" but claim 5'11"

You should just be 5"11 instead, that way when you lie and tell her you're 6" she can't notice the difference.

I'm like 6'2.5" according to my physician, but I tell everyone I'm 6'1".

Feel bad for you bro.. I have a friend who's quite short. I'd guess 5'5. His voice is like a little girls', scrawny as shit, bad posture, narrow shoulders, the whole package.

Sucks for him but I can't help but think how EXTRA horrible it is considering his father is 2 metres tall and broad as a truck. And it IS his father because they have the exact same face.

I round down just to be safe from people doing that to me. I'm 184,5cm but I say 183cm because that is what I am in the evening after I've shrunk like you normally do during the day.

Holy shit, what was your childhood like? What did your mom do wrong? Or does your mother and father look like that too? Sorry user

just get rich breh, it's the ugly mans way of getting pussy
also start jelqing and shit

>jelqing
erectile dysfunctional and sexual impotence
sounds good

Thats what i thought but then i decided id rather have a big dick that doesnt work than live with 5.5"
Ive been going for a few weeks, warming up with a hit shower and dick still intact.

lol wtf man, the only negative thing i have is im 5'8 and am a turbo wristlet and anklelet, and i cant physically cant get over 5% body fat because of my ultra turbo metabolism. i did 2GOMAD and still couldnt get big. at least i have gf tho lol

Yeh, but with a microdick you aren't going to use it anyways, so might as well try

Live the life of the scholar man, get well read, get smart, leave an intellectual legacy. Or at least, enjoy all the smart shit normies are too busy chasing pussy to ever understand, could be fun. Or at least more fulfilling than vidya and porn (Note, these are not mutually exclusive).

Bonus points if you enter a field with good money and live a life of leisure.

you can grow like 2 inches by stretching yourself. Get few pals to pull you from hands and feet and you are good to go

kek

>Get few pals to pull you from hands and feet and you are good to go
>now you're a manlet AND a lanklet

...

I know how he feels. Father is 197 cm and built like a tank (a fireman) and I'm 172. I wanted to be just like him when I was a kid (lol, get it?) but after I realized I won't be growing any more my dreams were shattered. i look like a schoolgirl around his work friends

just be confident, chicks LOVE it
works for me desu

I don't and never will try to get a girl, loads of mini events shattered my confidence. I tried going to a disco for teens 12 years ago when I was 16. The age range was for 15-17 year olds. One girl just randomly shouted "eww omg hes a fucking pedo" and I got chased off by boys and the shit beaten out of me, my mother said it would be good for me to try hang out with girls my age so we went shopping for new clothes and they were ruined with mud and blood, she hasn't told me to try ever since. It's shit for me but I remember thinking how devastated she looked when I came in all beat up she didn't even say anything just had this look,

Just fuck my shit up famalam

ever tried to buy a hooker?

You truly have it harder than most of us. I'm so sorry user.

I can't talk to girls, and what's the point? To have her look at me in disgust and laughter at my literal micropenis. I've been dealt my hand and I accept it

Thank you user

Plastic surgery my nigga
Save up and do it.

I feel for you quasimobro.
What do you do currently? NEET it up? I can't say whether or not I'd take a header off a bridge or attempt to become some eccentric recluse in your position.

>i already got rejected for not being tall enough, even through im 6 feet, which is considered tall here.
you were rejected bc you are ugly

I'm a poorfag
Yep, tenured NEET of 10years.

I'll prob an hero when my mother dies but until then I keep on keeping on as a cesspit of misery and despair. At least I can still enjoy maymays

How tall is she? If shes more than a couple of inches shorter you'll be fine

If she's taller you're fucked

>While talking to him about dating once, and i started talking about how vain some girls are, because i already got rejected for not being tall enough, even through im 6 feet, which is considered tall here.
You fell from the tallness meme. Reminder:
> Face > Frame > Height > Dick
Will always be like this.

So after all that is said here, is it safe to claim 5'11 with 5'10?

You can claim 6' with 5'10 easily. Unless you live around really tall people, then you're fucked.

Youth can be a truly shitty time, I feel you senpai.

If you are content with your life as it is, just go on doing whatever you do.

Otherwise I'd suggest you go the self improvement way and at least try. You'll obviously never going to become a normie, but people who have suffered emotionally a lot tend to be the nicest people anyway. If you feel shitty and aren't willing to change it, you may as well just off yourself, though.
As long as you're somewhat intelligent, chances are you're going to make it even though you got anally raped by genetics.

Best of luck breh.