Memes and shitposting aside, how do you actually get a gf if you're not a CHAD?

memes and shitposting aside, how do you actually get a gf if you're not a CHAD?

do activities where you meet new people regularly and/or use online dating, but preferably both.

even chads have to do that. they can't spend all day shitposting on Veeky Forums and expect to get laid. one of the reasons they're chad in the first place is that they do shit instead of hiding at home.

1. You leave Veeky Forums unless you lift for yourself
2. You leave Veeky Forums because it's a waste of time, full of feelfags and other losers who won't benefit you at all
3. GO OUTSIDE
4. INTERACT WITH REAL PEOPLE
5. ACQUIRE SOCIAL SKILLS
6. ????
7. Profit. Or not. It's all up to you, and a fair amount of random chance tbqh.

Now GTFO of here.
/thread

I'm Chad. You can be me if you quit being a pussy and act like a man.

Hanging out watching a movie while my gf blows me the entire time. And she loves it.

Pic related.

idk what to say or do to get a girl back to my place or her place to blow me and watch a move tho?

Still mid bj. Tell me your biggest problem hitting on women. The approach? What is

Pic related. I'm going to stick my middle finger up her ass any minute now

say do u want coffee or tea. its code word for "do u wanna get fukt in da ass bitch"

Uhm, sucking dick doesnt make you Chad
It makes you a faggot, my man

JUST be urself

im good at making eye contact and saying hi, that's about it. Can never get past that

READ THE STICKY

/threading his own post is kinda gay

jelly, haven't had my dick sucked in months. feels better than sex

pls respond mr alpha

Just /bee/ yourself
DOMO ORIGAMO

>that clearly visible fat
>chad

get out normalfag, nobofy wants your shit advice

This turns me on so bad, jelly af senpai
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS CHAD

at least he has a gf beta boy
lifting for your own autism isn't as good as you think it is

>he wants gf
implying you need to lift to get gf
NEVER.
GONNA.
MAKE.
IT!

This is the most helpful post on Veeky Forums

By not having an obsession with "Chad".

huh? you don't even make sense you fucking idiot, it's like you've been on Veeky Forums for too long, and you can't even form a proper sentence, you just put those keywords in, and think you're clever
>uh never gonna make it
>uh oh implying imblying

What if 4.5 in. Pp

Funny image

Dude, youre jeally because he have gf like its something special.
What are you?
Kissless Virgin?
>lifting for your own autism isn't as good as you think it is
in other words
>im so insecure about myself that i lift to attract women
wohooo, now understand why youre not gonna make it?
Fucktard.

Is there a name for this kind of porn genre?

be funny, have monies, be fit, have a pulse, really anything. lower your standards. but you have to approach them.

online dating
more importantly, join meetup and add activities where grills show up:
hiking groups
hiking + beer groups
hiking w/ dogs groups
indoor climbing groups
running groups

I just stumbled upon the meetup org and what I have found is that they are a world of chicks who don't like online dating and would rather meet people in a group setting. Too bad I already have a gf, but if I didn't, I would be on this shit night & day, signing up for hikes.

Yup. It's called "my bedroom".

It's my fav thing to do. Play vidya or watch TV etc...get blown. Girl in the pic is one of many who have always done this with a smile and it goes for 2 hours+ if you want.

Girls will do anything you want if they want you and you are a desirable male.

This has almost nothing to do with what you look like. It's so annoying to hear but I swear it's all about confidence and selling yourself in subtle ways. When you train to a woman, dominate the conversation. Maybe it's about them the whole time, but be in charge. Know how to interact with others, especially strangers.

You know what dl you guys should do?go be door guys/bouncers at a bar downtown somewhere. You must interact with strangers, you get to act tough and be in charge, you'll meet tons of chicks who will no doubt hit on you etc.
.get your asses outside.

Be someone you would want to fuck if you were a girl.

>jeally
>its
why you so mad beta boy?
how am I jelly? I am fucking my own gf right now!
and what are you doing? watching trap porn and lifting 2kg dumbbells?
weakling!

Where are your balls?

>NO, YOU!
Guess whos mad, because his gf is nothing special.

i get mires from time to time but i just dont know how to initiate first contact and conversation.

had success been with quite a few girls but those were mostly in highschool and the others were 30 percent me 70 percent liquid courage

>You know what dl you guys should do?go be door guys/bouncers at a bar downtown somewhere.

How could I get a job as a bouncer when I'm a 5'6" 150lb manlet?

>Thinks becoming a bouncer is good advice

What about all the violence you have to contend with? Bouncers in my country don't have a long life expectancy

it was all luck i guess. idk what she likes in my personality, but she fucking loves me. im 6/10 tops, she is way out of my league

>tfw no 8x6 so a girl will never worship u dik

Violence is good, living long is for faggots.

That mindset is precisely the reason you are intimated by women.

Who said I was intimidated by women? Your advice is shit.

fpbp

looks fucking small like shes a 5 year old